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Bikers beware...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right this might sound like a joke but it's a serious serious issue.

I have left my bike out in the sun under a cover today, when I sat on it after work it genuinely BURNT MY FUCKING ARSE!!! My arse is now in absolute agony and I feel like I've been done by a cactus up there... so number 1 bikers be careful leaving your bike in the sun as I wouldn't wish this on anybody... and number 2 does anybody have and good burn remedies for an arse crack!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sit in a cool bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sudocrem will soothe it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of cream needs rubbing into it .....your arse that is

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Oh the joys. Yes I was a bit hot on bike today. Only suggestion for cooling the crack is a ice pole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh also how would people suggest cooling the seat down without making it soaking wet to sit on?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the same issue on Friday and then rode for 2 hours to get home from work. So I add a numb bum into the bargain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any nappy rash cream will help,did the same thing in the south of France had to cover 350 miles with a burnt arse. Bought some cream looked like nappy rash cream and was next to the baby stuff, but label was in french a limited language for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had this problem before but then again I always put my leather gimp suit on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh also how would people suggest cooling the seat down without making it soaking wet to sit on?!"

Put a towel on it and sit on that, can even put the towel in the freezer if you have access.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not had this problem before but then again I always put my leather gimp suit on "

When I'm at work I go in my work trousers I think I'll have to start going in my actual biker gear I can't be having this all summer!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right this might sound like a joke but it's a serious serious issue.

I have left my bike out in the sun under a cover today, when I sat on it after work it genuinely BURNT MY FUCKING ARSE!!! My arse is now in absolute agony and I feel like I've been done by a cactus up there... so number 1 bikers be careful leaving your bike in the sun as I wouldn't wish this on anybody... and number 2 does anybody have and good burn remedies for an arse crack!! "

natural yoghurt guaranteed to heal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leather gear is not ideal in this weather you will have sweaty bollocks all day long

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leather gear is not ideal in this weather you will have sweaty bollocks all day long

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Better than a burnt arse crack! It feels like if I have left that magic powder on my starfish too long!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So are you riding tomorrow? That could hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leather gear is not ideal in this weather you will have sweaty bollocks all day long

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I'd rather be roasting and armoured than cool and asking for trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So are you riding tomorrow? That could hurt "

I ride everyday. I love riding I need to leave it in the shade but there is nowhere at work I can !!

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Leather gear is not ideal in this weather you will have sweaty bollocks all day long

Better than a burnt arse crack! It feels like if I have left that magic powder on my starfish too long!!"

Better sweaty balls than burnt crack. My kevlar jeans have been good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leather gear is not ideal in this weather you will have sweaty bollocks all day long

I'd rather be roasting and armoured than cool and asking for trouble "

A lot my riding these days is in mountain passes, I don't bother much with armour, it's hot and if I stuff it up the gravel rash will only hurt for a few seconds before I hit the bottom

In the UK then I tend to use Kevlar jeans and jacket. Not as good as leather but a reasonable compromise between comfort and safety.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leather gear is not ideal in this weather you will have sweaty bollocks all day long

I'd rather be roasting and armoured than cool and asking for trouble

A lot my riding these days is in mountain passes, I don't bother much with armour, it's hot and if I stuff it up the gravel rash will only hurt for a few seconds before I hit the bottom

In the UK then I tend to use Kevlar jeans and jacket. Not as good as leather but a reasonable compromise between comfort and safety."

If I'm going for a proper ride then I'll wear full gear but up and down to work which is literally about a mile away I wear whatever I'm working in that day... which I am regretting right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do get some odd looks tearing around the dolomite mountains in linen trousers and a cotton shirt. But the locals are in shorts so I am slightly safer dressed.

Like you I tend to be quite lax in safety gear when just popping down the road, but I do know better really. Used to race a lot of years ago seen some incredible survival stories thanks to kangaroo leather.

Try a bag of frozen peas on the seat tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leather gear is not ideal in this weather you will have sweaty bollocks all day long

I'd rather be roasting and armoured than cool and asking for trouble "

That's why man invented things like Kevlar or mesh inserts :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do get some odd looks tearing around the dolomite mountains in linen trousers and a cotton shirt. But the locals are in shorts so I am slightly safer dressed.

Like you I tend to be quite lax in safety gear when just popping down the road, but I do know better really. Used to race a lot of years ago seen some incredible survival stories thanks to kangaroo leather.

Try a bag of frozen peas on the seat tomorrow"

Yes I should know better as well the mrs has a small tantrum at me every time I leave the house in shorts and a t-shirt.... I'm thinking a rocket ice lolly at least then when I get home I can have a nice tasty snack to cool down with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aloe Vera for burns. Kevlar jeans next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do get some odd looks tearing around the dolomite mountains in linen trousers and a cotton shirt. But the locals are in shorts so I am slightly safer dressed.

Like you I tend to be quite lax in safety gear when just popping down the road, but I do know better really. Used to race a lot of years ago seen some incredible survival stories thanks to kangaroo leather.

Try a bag of frozen peas on the seat tomorrow

Yes I should know better as well the mrs has a small tantrum at me every time I leave the house in shorts and a t-shirt.... I'm thinking a rocket ice lolly at least then when I get home I can have a nice tasty snack to cool down with "

Between your arse crack and a hot seat... don't think you will get much to snack on

Perhaps a sheepskin seat cover is the answer, or some freeze spray that plumbers use to freeze pipes... bottom line is this is the UK, won't be a problem in a week or two. Then it will be keeping warm and dry again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sheepskin cover? What is this? Sounds like a rug for my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sheepskin cover? What is this? Sounds like a rug for my arse "

Think it may be the origin of the phrase hairy arsed bikers seen a few of them and shook my head in distain, but they may make sense for this weather.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hahaha funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha funny as fuck "

try telling that to my arse I'm just about to sit my arse in a bucket of ice I the living room.... this wasn't how I pictured my night!!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Most bike seats tend to be black, black absorbs heat, white reflect heat so try covering the seat with a white towel or t-shirt, or tin foil... shiny side up!

As for the ass... Bag of frozen peas

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Re-cover your seat in white leather, or a fur seat cover, it reflects the heat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most bike seats tend to be black, black absorbs heat, white reflect heat so try covering the seat with a white towel or t-shirt, or tin foil... shiny side up!

As for the ass... Bag of frozen peas"

Last time I take your advice I tried covering my ass in frozen peas and she kicked me in the balls now I have sore balls as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lots of Squids about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of 70s car vinyl seats. Oooocha!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hahaha funny as fuck

try telling that to my arse I'm just about to sit my arse in a bucket of ice I the living room.... this wasn't how I pictured my night!! "

Picture or it didn't happen

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Most bike seats tend to be black, black absorbs heat, white reflect heat so try covering the seat with a white towel or t-shirt, or tin foil... shiny side up!

As for the ass... Bag of frozen peas

Last time I take your advice I tried covering my ass in frozen peas and she kicked me in the balls now I have sore balls as well "

Have the sore balls taken your mind off your burnt ass? You're welcome!

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