FabSwingers.com forum: She said my dick tastes like chocolate

By *hocmanx OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've never tasted my own dick before but I suspect she was lying

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I bet that gave you a boost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet that gave you a boost"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's lying haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's lying. If she mentioned dairylea maybe yiu could trust her. Bin her befire the lying gets uncontrollable.

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Maybe she thought you were from mars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

backdoor ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What brand? I'm very particular.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You had your hand in her snickers at the time I imagine

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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ooh imagine if dicks did taste like chocolate, would we be able to put them in our mouth without biting?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"What brand? I'm very particular. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to remember a song ~ "Sweet Like Chocolate"..maybe she was singing to you!

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By *hocmanx OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"What brand? I'm very particular. "

The kind of chocolate that has a creamy white surprise at the end I suspect.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Possibly wishful thinking.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Should of been a bit kinder to her OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What brand? I'm very particular.

The kind of chocolate that has a creamy white surprise at the end I suspect."

a walnut whip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you moisturise with cocoa butter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If dicks tasted like chocolate I would have them in my mouth all day long

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By *hocmanx OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I seem to remember a song ~ "Sweet Like Chocolate"..maybe she was singing to you!"

Excellent point, maybe I'm such a sweet guy that it's now coming out

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By *hocmanx OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Do you moisturise with cocoa butter?"

I only moisturise my cock with coconut oil, nothing else.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

This thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did this happen after eight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you moisturise with cocoa butter?

I only moisturise my cock with coconut oil, nothing else."

she must have been thinking Bounty then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did this happen after eight?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did this happen after eight?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did this happen after eight?

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made me snicker

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Did this happen after eight?"

Very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did this happen after eight?"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Proving that men are from Mars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been using chocolate lube... or even cocoa butter to wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She must have Milka'd your prostate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah !!! this is a good topic, I would give a woman a dime, if I could finger her fudge, be twix her legs, while we were having a picnic. I would like to chomp on her aero.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Metaphor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you moisturise with cocoa butter?

I only moisturise my cock with coconut oil, nothing else."

How on trend....and I didn't know men moisturised their cocks....every day's a school day!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Ah !!! this is a good topic, I would give a woman a dime, if I could finger her fudge, be twix her legs, while we were having a picnic. I would like to chomp on her aero.

You're nothing but a Malteaser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She must have had a riesen OP. Did you ask her?

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"Ah !!! this is a good topic, I would give a woman a dime, if I could finger her fudge, be twix her legs, while we were having a picnic. I would like to chomp on her aero.

Like a Lion at a bar

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"I've never tasted my own dick before but I suspect she was lying"

Did you use it to get the last scrapings out of the nuttella jar

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