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You can outrun a T-Rex, maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Scientists at the University of Manchester, not feeling the effects of austerity, have produced a computer simulation of how a T-Rex moved. They conclude that it couldn't actually run since its weight would snap its legs.

That's the good news. The bad news is that even when it walks it can do 12 mph. Now if you can run a mile in 4 minutes then that's 15 mph. So it's possible some forumites could outrun a T-Rex if needs be, but most wouldn't. I guess it depends how long it chased you for.

Just thought you should know in case a jurrasic park or time travel scenario happens.

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By *eviant and BemusedCouple
over a year ago

Burton

Thanks. I appreciate your tip. I'd just let it eat me. Less running.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best I get training, just in case I'm spotted by a hungry T Rex.

Was working on a training plan for the zombie apocalypse and alien Invasion.

Now something else to worry about.

Fuck..

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Just wear good trainers and out run everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks. I appreciate your tip. I'd just let it eat me. Less running. "
while its busy eating you i can run and hide thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't need to outrun it. Just the rest of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently if you don't move they can't spot you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm screwed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if your eaten by a t rex would It chew you or would it swallow you whole.

PTU xxx

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"I wonder if your eaten by a t rex would It chew you or would it swallow you whole.

PTU xxx"

I hear that spit that bit out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm screwed "

I'm totally fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm screwed

I'm totally fucked. "

We'll just hug until we get eaten

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Bollocks! I've seen them run in Jurassic Park films.

Anyway, I'm sure I've seen something where it showed t Rex's were fast runners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its ok. Don't panic. They are vegetarian. Phew.

Back to the zombies.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Just stand still still then they can't see you anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There just an oversize chicken anyhow

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I really do hate to be the bearer of such tragic and upsetting news.. You may need to be sitting before you read on....

Ok, is you derriere firmly planted on something stiff or rigid? Ok, take the grin off your face and read on..

Tyrannosaurus Rex unfortunately died 66 million years ago... This may have come as a surprise to some of you, but Rex, or king as he preferred to be called is no more, e's passed on,'e has ceased to be! 'e's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'e's a stiff (no giggling in the back!), bereft of life, 'is metabolic processes are of interest only to the victorians,'e's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! This is an ex-tyrannosaurus!!

.

Well, I did try to break I gently to you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really do hate to be the bearer of such tragic and upsetting news.. You may need to be sitting before you read on....

Ok, is you derriere firmly planted on something stiff or rigid? Ok, take the grin off your face and read on..

Tyrannosaurus Rex unfortunately died 66 million years ago... This may have come as a surprise to some of you, but Rex, or king as he preferred to be called is no more, e's passed on,'e has ceased to be! 'e's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'e's a stiff (no giggling in the back!), bereft of life, 'is metabolic processes are of interest only to the victorians,'e's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! This is an ex-tyrannosaurus!!

.

Well, I did try to break I gently to you.. "

One word.

DNA

Ok,i suppose it's probably three but cut me some slack here

Can't they grow one now or whatever they do with it

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I really do hate to be the bearer of such tragic and upsetting news.. You may need to be sitting before you read on....

Ok, is you derriere firmly planted on something stiff or rigid? Ok, take the grin off your face and read on..

Tyrannosaurus Rex unfortunately died 66 million years ago... This may have come as a surprise to some of you, but Rex, or king as he preferred to be called is no more, e's passed on,'e has ceased to be! 'e's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'e's a stiff (no giggling in the back!), bereft of life, 'is metabolic processes are of interest only to the victorians,'e's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! This is an ex-tyrannosaurus!!

.

Well, I did try to break I gently to you.. "

He's just having a nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A T-Rex might catch you but he can't pull your hair when he's doing you from behind.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"A T-Rex might catch you but he can't pull your hair when he's doing you from behind.

"

And i don't think it's possible that a t-Rex is able to have a wank...

Maybe that's why they became extinct, died out through extreme frustration...

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"There just an oversize chicken anyhow "

Ooh does he taste like it as you'd get a mean sized breast off of one of those buggars

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Couldn't catch me ... Cos they're all fucking dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm screwed "

Is that a request!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Stand behind it? I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be able to spot me.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Id out run an aging trex with creaky knees

Like with like

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Stand behind it? I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be able to spot me."

But you have to turn heads everywhere you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stand behind it? I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be able to spot me."

It can't, because it's dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scientists at the University of Manchester, not feeling the effects of austerity, have produced a computer simulation of how a T-Rex moved. They conclude that it couldn't actually run since its weight would snap its legs.

That's the good news. The bad news is that even when it walks it can do 12 mph. Now if you can run a mile in 4 minutes then that's 15 mph. So it's possible some forumites could outrun a T-Rex if needs be, but most wouldn't. I guess it depends how long it chased you for.

Just thought you should know in case a jurrasic park or time travel scenario happens. "

Erm, actually, in best adanoid tone, you just needed to run in a zig-zag pattern because due to T-Rex's physiology they couldn't change direction easily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scientists at the University of Manchester, not feeling the effects of austerity, have produced a computer simulation of how a T-Rex moved. They conclude that it couldn't actually run since its weight would snap its legs.

That's the good news. The bad news is that even when it walks it can do 12 mph. Now if you can run a mile in 4 minutes then that's 15 mph. So it's possible some forumites could outrun a T-Rex if needs be, but most wouldn't. I guess it depends how long it chased you for.

Just thought you should know in case a jurrasic park or time travel scenario happens.

Erm, actually, in best adanoid tone, you just needed to run in a zig-zag pattern because due to T-Rex's physiology they couldn't change direction easily. "

I heard that about crocodiles, but the truth is they just run straight get in front of you and wait to zag the zig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There just an oversize chicken anyhow

Ooh does he taste like it as you'd get a mean sized breast off of one of those buggars "

Just looked at your profile.

Yep you truly are an Authority on mean Sized breasts. Totally awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scientists at the University of Manchester, not feeling the effects of austerity, have produced a computer simulation of how a T-Rex moved. They conclude that it couldn't actually run since its weight would snap its legs.

That's the good news. The bad news is that even when it walks it can do 12 mph. Now if you can run a mile in 4 minutes then that's 15 mph. So it's possible some forumites could outrun a T-Rex if needs be, but most wouldn't. I guess it depends how long it chased you for.

Just thought you should know in case a jurrasic park or time travel scenario happens.

Erm, actually, in best adanoid tone, you just needed to run in a zig-zag pattern because due to T-Rex's physiology they couldn't change direction easily.

I heard that about crocodiles, but the truth is they just run straight get in front of you and wait to zag the zig "

So the best defence would be a 90 degree turn then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't needo to run fast I just need to run faster than the people around me....who might get legged up

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

You can once he crashes his car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scientists at the University of Manchester, not feeling the effects of austerity, have produced a computer simulation of how a T-Rex moved. They conclude that it couldn't actually run since its weight would snap its legs.

That's the good news. The bad news is that even when it walks it can do 12 mph. Now if you can run a mile in 4 minutes then that's 15 mph. So it's possible some forumites could outrun a T-Rex if needs be, but most wouldn't. I guess it depends how long it chased you for.

Just thought you should know in case a jurrasic park or time travel scenario happens. "

This isn't fact btw how the fuck do they know for 100% they can't run ? .....what if some anti Scientists said the same thing about us....just think about it

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scientists at the University of Manchester, not feeling the effects of austerity, have produced a computer simulation of how a T-Rex moved. They conclude that it couldn't actually run since its weight would snap its legs.

That's the good news. The bad news is that even when it walks it can do 12 mph. Now if you can run a mile in 4 minutes then that's 15 mph. So it's possible some forumites could outrun a T-Rex if needs be, but most wouldn't. I guess it depends how long it chased you for.

Just thought you should know in case a jurrasic park or time travel scenario happens.

This isn't fact btw how the fuck do they know for 100% they can't run ? .....what if some anti Scientists said the same thing about us....just think about it "

You can't say for 100% that you even exist. There's a chance this is all a simulation, elon musk thinks it is and he ain't dumb.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd just nick Fred Flintstone's car

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Phew! I'm safe!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

They have evolved. Now paint their nails and twerk.

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Who cares when you've got King King on your tag team.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In further updates, a T-Rex would probably beat 30 Velociraptors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who cares when you've got King King on your tag team."

You've been watching that beastie boys video

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