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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Theres a thread over in swingers chat about farts. Made my morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everyone does it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I held onto one through a staff meeting, my gut was killing then I thought fuck it, I'll let it go on the sly.

It sounded like Chewbacca throwing a strop and we were all in hysterics for a good 5 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I held onto one through a staff meeting, my gut was killing then I thought fuck it, I'll let it go on the sly.

It sounded like Chewbacca throwing a strop and we were all in hysterics for a good 5 minutes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Letting out an SBD in a crowd then saying "can you smell fresh donuts" and watching everybody have a good sniff

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

The challenge is to do a loud fart in a public place and try and keep a straight Face... especially if you in a lift or in a que

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I held onto one through a staff meeting, my gut was killing then I thought fuck it, I'll let it go on the sly.

It sounded like Chewbacca throwing a strop and we were all in hysterics for a good 5 minutes."
classy

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

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"I held onto one through a staff meeting, my gut was killing then I thought fuck it, I'll let it go on the sly.

It sounded like Chewbacca throwing a strop and we were all in hysterics for a good 5 minutes."

Best description of a toot ever!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Letting out an SBD in a crowd then saying "can you smell fresh donuts" and watching everybody have a good sniff "

Excellant work good sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly ones maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Letting out an SBD in a crowd then saying "can you smell fresh donuts" and watching everybody have a good sniff "

This made me laugh out loud

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Had a cam chat with _rincess peach ahead of our EPIC RAP BATTLE!!! The highlight was her saying "hold on...I need to fart" what happened next would put the Hindenburg disaster to shame. Not bad norks though

I love this veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my best moves is dropping a SBD then walking off looking over my shoulder with a look of disgust at the person I'm with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's nothing, my nan once farted for a full 5 minutes when we were walking back to our chalet at Pontins.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum (who has bad mobility) has an annoying habit of getting out of her chair and farting all the way to the downstairs loo. She starts laughing and her farts start making a tune.

We have learned not to sit near the door.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

My Grandma (notice I didn't say Nan, that means the posh one) used to disguise hers by banging kitchen cupboards and thumping the cutlery drawer shut.

Trouble was her timing was as bad as a rusty tractor and the effect was cupboards being slammed in between wet farts sounds.

We never told her we knew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Grandma (notice I didn't say Nan, that means the posh one) used to disguise hers by banging kitchen cupboards and thumping the cutlery drawer shut.

Trouble was her timing was as bad as a rusty tractor and the effect was cupboards being slammed in between wet farts sounds.

We never told her we knew."

I'd say Grandma was posher than Nan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I held onto one through a staff meeting, my gut was killing then I thought fuck it, I'll let it go on the sly.

It sounded like Chewbacca throwing a strop and we were all in hysterics for a good 5 minutes."

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I held onto one through a staff meeting, my gut was killing then I thought fuck it, I'll let it go on the sly.

It sounded like Chewbacca throwing a strop and we were all in hysterics for a good 5 minutes."

made me laff too much lol

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

My nans fave game was to wait until you were in.a crowded shop and drop a loud stinker then sneak off so whoever was with her would get the blame. She would be going down the aisle.laughing her head off.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"My Grandma (notice I didn't say Nan, that means the posh one) used to disguise hers by banging kitchen cupboards and thumping the cutlery drawer shut.

Trouble was her timing was as bad as a rusty tractor and the effect was cupboards being slammed in between wet farts sounds.

We never told her we knew.

I'd say Grandma was posher than Nan! "

Ha. How funny. I've told that very same story on a fresh thread this morning

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I held onto one through a staff meeting, my gut was killing then I thought fuck it, I'll let it go on the sly.

It sounded like Chewbacca throwing a strop and we were all in hysterics for a good 5 minutes."

This was made even better for me that you are from tooting...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who revived this old one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I held onto one through a staff meeting, my gut was killing then I thought fuck it, I'll let it go on the sly.

It sounded like Chewbacca throwing a strop and we were all in hysterics for a good 5 minutes."

The force was strong with this one

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I like to drop one in crowded public places but keep walking so they don't know who did it..... Nightclub dance floors were another one of my favourite hit spots too

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I wind Jayne up when we go shopping by waiting until we are in amongst a group of people, then letting one go and sneaking off, she's stood there with all these people with their noses twitching and she knows what's happened but cant say anything, I'm round the corner dying lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dropped a silent but violent fart in the dairy aisle of Morrison’s a few evenings ago next to a couple and walked away. Before I was at the top of the aisle the wife was giving the husband pelters for being a “disgusting smelly bastard”. Poor guy!

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