FabSwingers.com forum: Things that delay u in morning

By *relanddirect OP Man
over a year ago

cheshire

When u are in a hurry there's always something in the morning that delays u, forgetting to get a towel from airing cupboard before shower, no shower gel in shower or in my case this morning making lunch (being healthy and organised) only to rediscover that cling film is the work of the devil

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Fab! Fab always delays me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just get organsised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab! Fab always delays me lol"

This. I've been meaning to get up since 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab fab fab

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By *northernsoulMan
over a year ago

Manchester

The snooze button and zero will power.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding my keys. That's the only thing that will ever stop me getting out of my house on the dot.

And then it's every other fooker on the road that slows me down getting to where I need to be.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

My teenage son

Oh, and fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always fab

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By *relanddirect OP Man
over a year ago

cheshire

Fab definitely the common denominator here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do everything 20 minutes earlier and you'll not be rushing. You'll have 20 minutes to sort out what would normally delay you.

Another top useless tip brought to you by Mr Ns world of bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social Media...!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Do everything 20 minutes earlier and you'll not be rushing. You'll have 20 minutes to sort out what would normally delay you.

Another top useless tip brought to you by Mr Ns world of bollocks."

Sound advice that i have sadly not followed over the years

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Fab! Fab always delays me lol

This. I've been meaning to get up since 7 "

Me too, its addictive x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

A poo. You can guarantee just as I'm about to leave the house, I get a sudden urge

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Do everything 20 minutes earlier and you'll not be rushing. You'll have 20 minutes to sort out what would normally delay you.

Another top useless tip brought to you by Mr Ns world of bollocks."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorraine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab! Fab always delays me lol"

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Internet and sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that I always forget to put my second cup of coffee in my travel mug. It always sets me back a few minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finding my keys. That's the only thing that will ever stop me getting out of my house on the dot.

And then it's every other fooker on the road that slows me down getting to where I need to be. "

Put them u the same place every day. It's the easiest way. I cant cope if I have to search.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Sex if I can get it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex if I can get it lol"

Wouldn't that be more of a stop than delay :P if imagine any guy would want to keep you there for the full day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids. They wake up From 6am on the weekend, yet when they have School my eldest (he's 7) has to be prised out of his bed. My youngest is always up early regardless.

Then they fight and row. Then they decide to count their cars (35 at the last count), put their dinosaurs in size of order, try to kill each other with their light sabres, then my Youngest makes something out of Lego and his older brother destroys it. Then my youngest has the mother of all tantrums.

My eldest gets dressed in a leisurely manner. I never knew you could eek out the length of time it takes to put on a sock. My youngest can get dressed but just doesn't want to.... "It's not fair". Yadda Yadda Yadda.

All before 8am.

I go to work for a break.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex if I can get it lol"
What's stopping you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This place. I'll read it whilst having a cuppa then times gets on!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

The cat ..... she always hides when I need to put her out .... she instinctively knows im going out ..... bad kitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cat also, standing on my bladder but purring so cutely I have to stroke her head before getting up.

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

"The cat also, standing on my bladder but purring so cutely I have to stroke her head before getting up."

Polly my cute, little furry princess insists she has a snuggle when I wake up. Then, she complains very loudly if I try to move her to get up!

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