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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need a bedtime story read ... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a bedtime story read ... lol "

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long

Like a worn out recording, of a favourite song

So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed

And in the personals column, there was this letter I read

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I need a bedtime story read ... lol

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long

Like a worn out recording, of a favourite song

So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed

And in the personals column, there was this letter I read"

*resorts to earplugs at this point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a bedtime story read ... lol

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long

Like a worn out recording, of a favourite song

So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed

And in the personals column, there was this letter I read

*resorts to earplugs at this point "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a window open and I'm still hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a window open and I'm still hot."

Hot air.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

100% cotton sheets are great if you're hot, like me

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I need someone to sing me a lullaby, awww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wide awake couldn't sleep even if I wanted to haha ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need someone to sing me a lullaby, awww! "

If you like pina coladas...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I have a window open and I'm still hot."

I was thinking about parking the other night

We was out on a back road

My and my woman was just getting' right

All systems on overload

The radio blasting in the front seat

Turning out the music fine

We was snuggled up in the back seat

Making up for lost time

Steamy windows - zero visibility

Steamy windows - coming from the body heat

You can wine and dine a woman all night

With good intent

But there's something about a confrontation on a back road

Breaks down the defense

Steamy windows - ain't nobody can see

Steamy windows - coming from the body heat

There's a sound outside the front door

And I know it's just the wind

But it makes her snuggle up just a little bit closer

And it starts things happening again

Steamy windows - zero visibility

Steamy windows - coming from the body heat

Steamy windows - steamy windows

That's how to sing Jimmy Boi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a jml chillmax pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a window open and I'm still hot.

I was thinking about parking the other night

We was out on a back road

My and my woman was just getting' right

All systems on overload

The radio blasting in the front seat

Turning out the music fine

We was snuggled up in the back seat

Making up for lost time

Steamy windows - zero visibility

Steamy windows - coming from the body heat

You can wine and dine a woman all night

With good intent

But there's something about a confrontation on a back road

Breaks down the defense

Steamy windows - ain't nobody can see

Steamy windows - coming from the body heat

There's a sound outside the front door

And I know it's just the wind

But it makes her snuggle up just a little bit closer

And it starts things happening again

Steamy windows - zero visibility

Steamy windows - coming from the body heat

Steamy windows - steamy windows

That's how to sing Jimmy Boi "

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I need someone to sing me a lullaby, awww!

If you like pina coladas..."

And getting caught in the rain?. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy a jml chillmax pillow"

So when are we meeting

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"That's how to sing Jimmy Boi

"

Alice Winger could be your Private Dancer if you asked her nicely

All the men come in these places

And the men are all the same

You don't look at their faces

And you don't ask their names

You don't think of them as human

You don't think of them at all

You keep your mind on the money

Keeping your eyes on the wall

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money

I'll do what you want me to do

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money

And any old music will do

I want to make a million dollars

I want to live out by the sea

Have a husband and some children

Yeah, I guess I want a family

All the men come in these places

And the men are all the same

You don't look at their faces

And you don't ask their names

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money

I'll do what you want me to do

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money

And any old music will do

Deutch marks or dollars

American Express will do nicely, thank you

Let me loosen up your collar

Tell me, do you want to see me do the shimmy again?

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money

I'll do what you want me to do

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money

And any old music will do

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Can someone come and stroke my hair please?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Can someone come and stroke my hair please?"

Snuggle up, and I'll stroke your hair for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a jml chillmax pillow

So when are we meeting "

I'm not meeting at the moment.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can someone come and stroke my hair please?

Snuggle up, and I'll stroke your hair for you "

Can I snuggle down in the middle i wont take much room honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone come and stroke my hair please?

Snuggle up, and I'll stroke your hair for you "

I'll stroke both of you x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Can someone come and stroke my hair please?

Snuggle up, and I'll stroke your hair for you "

*jumps into bed and immediately forms the hair stroking appreciation society

Where's Hatter when ya need him

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Aww mass spooning.. night all.. sweet sleeps xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Suddenly this bex got very crowded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone come and stroke my hair please?

Snuggle up, and I'll stroke your hair for you

*jumps into bed and immediately forms the hair stroking appreciation society

Where's Hatter when ya need him "

In my bed. He's too knackered to chat

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Suddenly this bex got very crowded "

...just hope no-one farts..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Can someone come and stroke my hair please?

Snuggle up, and I'll stroke your hair for you

*jumps into bed and immediately forms the hair stroking appreciation society

Where's Hatter when ya need him

In my bed. He's too knackered to chat "

Bloody part timer, make him a cup of tea and I'm sure he'll be up and stroking in no time at all

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Suddenly this bex got very crowded

...just hope no-one farts.. "

I have a match and I'm not afraid to use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suddenly this bex got very crowded

...just hope no-one farts.. "

Lol

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