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By *hocmanx OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Do it late at night when all the sperm are asleep.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Don't do it full stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do it late at night when all the sperm are asleep."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirt it up the bum, no harm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do it late at night when all the sperm are asleep."

There's always that one little fucker who stays up late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirt it up the bum, no harm done "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male must keep his eyes closed as he cums then the swimmers can't see which way to go

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By *amesideguyMan
over a year ago

Ashton under lyne

Always Make sure to either always swallow or take it up the bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirt it up the bum, no harm done "

Oh maybe I should have tried this.might not have sooo many kids then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirt it up the bum, no harm done

Oh maybe I should have tried this.might not have sooo many kids then "

a valuable life lesson and no mistake

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Do it late at night when all the sperm are asleep."

Total rubbish.... I've had sex at all times of the day and night and never been pregnant.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirt it up the bum, no harm done

Oh maybe I should have tried this.might not have sooo many kids then

a valuable life lesson and no mistake "

We'll practice tonight.thanks for the tip

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Do it standing up, it's impossible to swim uphill

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By *hocmanx OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Squirt it up the bum, no harm done "

Good idea, I'm tired of cleaning the stains off my sheets

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By *hocmanx OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Do it late at night when all the sperm are asleep.

There's always that one little fucker who stays up late."

Good point, there's alway one isn't there?

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By *hocmanx OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Male must keep his eyes closed as he cums then the swimmers can't see which way to go "

Or just turn off the lights to be 100% sure.

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Come in mouth = safe sex

It's the furthest hole away from the danger zone.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Only have sex with men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it well away from the belly button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do it all ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Date a munter, you won't want to put it up either end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a blow-up sex doll

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Get a vasectomy

Im up for doing a mass snip on fab.... watched it in you tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come in mouth = safe sex

It's the furthest hole away from the danger zone."

I think the ear might be further

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"Come in mouth = safe sex

It's the furthest hole away from the danger zone.

I think the ear might be further "

Now who's going to admit to being able to get it in a ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come in mouth = safe sex

It's the furthest hole away from the danger zone."

But the lady might swallow. We all know babies come from the tummy.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

You can get pregnant from a toilet seat. I swear

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Spit don't swallow

From any orifice.

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By *arrogateboy300Man
over a year ago

harrogate

Standing up in shower lol

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Ladies, for the love of God don't do a headstand and after sexy time because that helps the little swimmers get there quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, for the love of God don't do a headstand and after sexy time because that helps the little swimmers get there quicker "

I thought it drowned them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a radical hysterectomy or wear a chastity belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do it late at night when all the sperm are asleep.

There's always that one little fucker who stays up late."

Called Jim.

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Just as you're reaching fruition shout out "best blowjob ever!" to trick the little soldiers into being more apathetic to their journey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do it late at night when all the sperm are asleep.

There's always that one little fucker who stays up late.

Called Jim. "

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Watch Jeremy Kyle before having sex...that would stop you wanting to get knocked up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a homosexual

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Avoid 'that' chair at work...

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london


"[Removed by poster at 18/07/17 01:45:03]"

Pull out game strong

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