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By *aucy3 OP   Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i recently purchased,a fly swatting device.

it's shaped like a badminton racket,only instead of strings,it's got a metal grid.

already i can hear yous say,sounds expensive,but the pies ta resistance is,

there's a switch in the handle,

when you press the switch,the metal grid

becomes electrified.

yep one ZAP,and the fly is fried.

WOW! WOW! and treble WOW!!!

how much was this amazing device,i hear yous cry.

20,30,maybe even 40 pounds,wrong.

it was 1 pound,yes that's right 1 pound.

when leaving the shop,i now know how a thief feels,when leaving the scene of the crime.

happy happy days.

what was your,deal of the century.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

o0o0o gotta love a bargain!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

mmdfil, can you come over and zap that one that's been bugging ma tits for the past 2 days xxxx

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By *aucy3 OP   Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"o0o0o gotta love a bargain!"

i'll get you one cutes,next time i'm in the shop.

fly problems instantly become,a thing of the past.

did i mention,it was only 1 pound,a bloody pound.

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By *aucy3 OP   Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"mmdfil, can you come over and zap that one that's been bugging ma tits for the past 2 days xxxx"

mmdil,consider it zapped.

can i get on your tits.

(no need for sarcasm)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"mmdfil, can you come over and zap that one that's been bugging ma tits for the past 2 days xxxx

mmdil,consider it zapped.

can i get on your tits.

(no need for sarcasm) "

damn mmdfil, I can't answer that one now then!!!

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By *aucy3 OP   Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"mmdfil, can you come over and zap that one that's been bugging ma tits for the past 2 days xxxx

mmdil,consider it zapped.

can i get on your tits.

(no need for sarcasm)

damn mmdfil, I can't answer that one now then!!! "

hmmmmm you still managed to be sarcastic,without being sarcastic.

how do you do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Have you played the game where you put your tongue on it yet?

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By *aucy3 OP   Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Have you played the game where you put your tongue on it yet? "

you b******,honey,

you know i'll have to now grrrrrr.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"mmdfil, can you come over and zap that one that's been bugging ma tits for the past 2 days xxxx

mmdil,consider it zapped.

can i get on your tits.

(no need for sarcasm)

damn mmdfil, I can't answer that one now then!!!

hmmmmm you still managed to be sarcastic,without being sarcastic.

how do you do that. "

hehehe, it's a gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you played the game where you put your tongue on it yet?

you b******,honey,

you know i'll have to now grrrrrr. "

I got one for Christmas, I don't recommend the tongue thing...

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Can it be used to spank????

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Have you played the game where you put your tongue on it yet?

you b******,honey,

you know i'll have to now grrrrrr.

I got one for Christmas, I don't recommend the tongue thing... "

what about his willy though?

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By *aucy3 OP   Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Have you played the game where you put your tongue on it yet?

you b******,honey,

you know i'll have to now grrrrrr.

I got one for Christmas, I don't recommend the tongue thing... "

thank you,i took your advice,it sounded a bit to dangerous.

so i got my son to do it.

he's going to tell me what it was like,as soon as he gets back from the hospital.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One assumes one is agile enough to swat the little fuckers in mid flight. They always dodge my pathetic attempts to splat them into the next life and fly off laughing at me. Wankers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you played the game where you put your tongue on it yet?

you b******,honey,

you know i'll have to now grrrrrr.

I got one for Christmas, I don't recommend the tongue thing...

thank you,i took your advice,it sounded a bit to dangerous.

so i got my son to do it.

he's going to tell me what it was like,as soon as he gets back from the hospital. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember getting one about 5/6 years ago, younger brothers hate it!

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