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By *lueWonder OP Man
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

So, The other half PrettyNorthernGirl is always getting words and phrases mixed up. Today she has told me not to be so Piniky, apparently she meant picky or finicky and got them all muddled.

So tell me your messed up words!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, The other half PrettyNorthernGirl is always getting words and phrases mixed up. Today she has told me not to be so Piniky, apparently she meant picky or finicky and got them all muddled.

So tell me your messed up words!! "

It's my new word of the day

My phrases are just brilliant.

If there's one person who can take two different phrases and mash them together... it's meee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, The other half PrettyNorthernGirl is always getting words and phrases mixed up. Today she has told me not to be so Piniky, apparently she meant picky or finicky and got them all muddled.

So tell me your messed up words!!

It's my new word of the day

My phrases are just brilliant.

If there's one person who can take two different phrases and mash them together... it's meee

Oh I love mashed up words. We use them all the time in our house. Having two sons with learning disabilities and speech problems we have our own language. Ambuman is one, and snowme. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, The other half PrettyNorthernGirl is always getting words and phrases mixed up. Today she has told me not to be so Piniky, apparently she meant picky or finicky and got them all muddled.

So tell me your messed up words!!

It's my new word of the day

My phrases are just brilliant.

If there's one person who can take two different phrases and mash them together... it's meee

Oh I love mashed up words. We use them all the time in our house. Having two sons with learning disabilities and speech problems we have our own language. Ambuman is one, and snowme. X

Love it

I'm still trying to remember my phrase mashes. They are just too funny

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By *lueWonder OP Man
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

When our son was a toddler and had his hands full he used to say he was fully handed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were talking about vegetarian food in Spain the other day when I called it vegeteranian....I got a little mixed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were talking about vegetarian food in Spain the other day when I called it vegeteranian....I got a little mixed up "

If you're from the area known as Vegeterania

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people tell me to be more pacific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, The other half PrettyNorthernGirl is always getting words and phrases mixed up. Today she has told me not to be so Piniky, apparently she meant picky or finicky and got them all muddled.

So tell me your messed up words!! "

I think she meant to say pernickety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people tell me to be more pacific

I'd assume that meant wearing Hawaiian shirts and hula skirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely get words mixed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, The other half PrettyNorthernGirl is always getting words and phrases mixed up. Today she has told me not to be so Piniky, apparently she meant picky or finicky and got them all muddled.

So tell me your messed up words!!

It's my new word of the day

My phrases are just brilliant.

If there's one person who can take two different phrases and mash them together... it's meee

You should write them down. I used to record mashed words and misquote s..hilarious. ..

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By *lueWonder OP Man
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

You should write them down. I used to record mashed words and misquote s..hilarious. ..

That is a great idea, think I will get it published. Available at all good book shops and some bad ones!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no. Ive done it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said my ban has been restricted.

I meant lifted

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I often get my worms mixed up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call fairy liquid fairy up liquid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my oldest rose was a toddler it suddenly dawned on me that I should really stop swearing around her cos she started saying "oh for fussies sake".

PTU xxx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

One of my faves was at work and a customer asked me for mustard. My reply?..

Would you like Ench or Fringlish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh n it's very Christmas not merry Christmas.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should write them down. I used to record mashed words and misquote s..hilarious. ..

That is a great idea, think I will get it published. Available at all good book shops and some bad ones!!

There's probably already one - they're called malapropisms.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"When my oldest rose was a toddler it suddenly dawned on me that I should really stop swearing around her cos she started saying "oh for fussies sake".

PTU xxx"

My kids would say 'oh for fish paste!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my oldest rose was a toddler it suddenly dawned on me that I should really stop swearing around her cos she started saying "oh for fussies sake".

PTU xxx

My kids would say 'oh for fish paste!'"

Having kids and a cat that was always underfoot we termed the phrase "cooking fat" when he nearly tripped us which seemed to be his greatest task in life..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my oldest rose was a toddler it suddenly dawned on me that I should really stop swearing around her cos she started saying "oh for fussies sake".

PTU xxx

My kids would say 'oh for fish paste!'"

Hahaha brilliant xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

twunt is my favourite mash up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother for love or money can't say plant pot always comes out plant plop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just asked him if he's 'forum surfaging'

Ive actually flummoxed myself

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Actually she was thinking of me Pinky

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By *lueWonder OP Man
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Ive just asked him if he's 'forum surfaging'

Ive actually flummoxed myself

Sooo funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my faves was at work and a customer asked me for mustard. My reply?..

Would you like Ench or Fringlish?"

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By *lueWonder OP Man
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"One of my faves was at work and a customer asked me for mustard. My reply?..

Would you like Ench or Fringlish?"

I'll have some Fringlish please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is tough replying whilst walking up a beach!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"This is tough replying whilst walking up a beach!

Just roll down it instead

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By *lueWonder OP Man
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"This is tough replying whilst walking up a beach!

Just roll down it instead

I think it should have said walking along a beach as it was extremely flat, see she even got that wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate at work who trains new students had been doing it back to back for a while, he got an email from a supervisor telling him he deserved some "rest bite". I give up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can not stop saying abominable snowman I say it like it's spelt but add to many ina's.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite is one I say on purpose, brinner, it's when you have a full English for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where were you going when i saw you coming back ?

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I'm sorry I never get merfuddled.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"When my oldest rose was a toddler it suddenly dawned on me that I should really stop swearing around her cos she started saying "oh for fussies sake".

PTU xxx

My kids would say 'oh for fish paste!'

Having kids and a cat that was always underfoot we termed the phrase "cooking fat" when he nearly tripped us which seemed to be his greatest task in life.."

I love a good spoonerism!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"twunt is my favourite mash up

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.I use twunt alot

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By *lueWonder OP Man
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"I can not stop saying abominable snowman I say it like it's spelt but add to many ina's.

PTU xxx "

I have similar issues when trying to say innovative, too many va va's

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"I can not stop saying abominable snowman I say it like it's spelt but add to many ina's.

PTU xxx

I have similar issues when trying to say innovative, too many va va's

Either of you been to Mississippi?

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By *lueWonder OP Man
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Either of you been to Mississippi?"

Mississiiss

Misisisi

Mipysissy

...... Somewhere in the deep south of the U.S of A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone in work using the phonetic alphabet said - is that y for wanky

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I call goosebumps goosebumples

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By *lueWonder OP Man
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"When someone in work using the phonetic alphabet said - is that y for wanky"

Oh my that's so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I call goosebumps goosebumples"

That's cute

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By *aughtyAndNiftyCouple
over a year ago

Reading

On Friday when you have a full english breakfast we call that a Friday Flingish!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

People that say chimley instead of chimney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never get my mucking words fuddled up..

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By *lueWonder OP Man
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"I never get my mucking words fuddled up.."

Muck off!!

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

My kids would say 'oh for fish paste!'"

Nicking this one

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

My kids always ask me "whats F..ing Bar Stewards mum" ..Do say it ALOT! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people tell me to be more pacific

No man is an island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't hang around this thread all night. People to do, things to see.

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

"When people tell me to be more pacific

No man is an island."

Unless his name is Madagascar

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

My favourite funniest thing ever was not a words mixed up it

Was actions mixed up .

Coming home from work on the underground one night

Sat opposite a woman & her 5/6 year old child who was reading a magazine .

Every time she was about to turn a page she licked her left thumb & index finger & turned the page with her right thumb & index finger if it diddnt work she licked again .

I was in silent stitches & her mother was starting to look at me funny until i just nodede at her daughters actions .

Had to pull a £5iver out of me pocket & told her mum to treat her for giving me one of the funniest 10 minutes ive ever had .

Sorry its not as OP intended .

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Didn't & Nodded

Blonking Spill Chucker !!

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By *lueWonder OP Man
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"My favourite funniest thing ever was not a words mixed up it

Was actions mixed up .

Coming home from work on the underground one night

Sat opposite a woman & her 5/6 year old child who was reading a magazine .

Every time she was about to turn a page she licked her left thumb & index finger & turned the page with her right thumb & index finger if it diddnt work she licked again .

I was in silent stitches & her mother was starting to look at me funny until i just nodede at her daughters actions .

Had to pull a £5iver out of me pocket & told her mum to treat her for giving me one of the funniest 10 minutes ive ever had .

Sorry its not as OP intended ."

You are forgiven on the grounds that your contribution is so hilarious

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

When my daughter was little and she was being a bit moody she used to say she was upsad.

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By *ooner2Man
over a year ago

peterborough

when at football years ago, my daughter asked,

why are they singing

Glenn hoddles mother is a horse?

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