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Monday is pun day

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By * kiss like morphine OP   Man
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

Start the week with smile, lets have your best puns.

Someone has been throwing soil on to my garden!

The plot thickens.

Go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe how ridiculous it is on a Monday morning. I've just watched two Dr Seuss characters running down the road, It just one thing after another.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I showed my arse off today cos it's Moonday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread sounds like pun. In fact it's punderfull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been pundering if I could add anything to this thread, it only seems to be missing Wilma, Barney and Butty.

Crime in multi storey car parks, that's wrong on so many levels.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Drilling holes all day is a boring job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parallel lines have so much in common

It's a shame they'll never meet.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard reincarnation is making a come back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently entered my local newspaper's pun contest.

I sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady friend wanted to go to a fancy dress party as a cheese. I went to the shed got some paint and gave here 2 coats. I double glossed her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why was 6 afraid of 7.....

Because 7 - 8 - 9.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did 7 eat 9.

Because he believed in having 3 squared meals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A men went to a fancy dress party as a snail bit only had a woman in his back? When asked why he said that's Michelle

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By * kiss like morphine OP   Man
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed


"A lady friend wanted to go to a fancy dress party as a cheese. I went to the shed got some paint and gave here 2 coats. I double glossed her. "

Oh gouda one but i camambert cheese puns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know, that Edam is the only cheese that is Made backwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a fancy dress party just wearing my undies. The host said what have you come as, I said a premature ejaculation, she said I can't tell people that, I said well just tell them I've cum in my pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exit signs, there on the way out!!!!!!

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