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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Another thread got me thinking - whats the biggest animal yoy reckon you could win in a fight with? No weapons, just fist/feet vs claw/paw/beak/etc?

I reckon I could take out a goat, but he'd probably get some good head butts in and leave me with some decent bruises. I think I'd could get a few good kicks in to its head though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mongo knocked out a horse with a single punch, so I'd recon I could do the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lobster with a flick-knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mongo knocked out a horse with a single punch, so I'd recon I could do the same "

"Mongo just pawn in game of life"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to fight a kangaroo in boxing gloves, cocky twats fucking kangaroos.

I'd grab an arm and give it a Chinese burn then poke it in the eyes

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Dolphin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dolphin"

I'd love to take out a dolphin . Squeaky attention seeking shits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I'd love to fight a kangaroo in boxing gloves, cocky twats fucking kangaroos.

I'd grab an arm and give it a Chinese burn then poke it in the eyes "

that made me laugh

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

I reckon I stand a good chance against a budgie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a scrap with a Lynx in Poland before that was one tough cookie.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I fought a donkey once, kind of but there was no clear winner.

I'd like to take on a Badger next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fought a donkey once, kind of but there was no clear winner.

I'd like to take on a Badger next."

Great user name

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I fought a donkey once, kind of but there was no clear winner.

I'd like to take on a Badger next."

Badger are bloody fast and have long sharp claws and teeth.

Good luck on beating one of them.

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By *alacious_SymposiumMan
over a year ago

Andover


"I fought a donkey once, kind of but there was no clear winner.

I'd like to take on a Badger next.

Badger are bloody fast and have long sharp claws and teeth.

Good luck on beating one of them. "

You mean you're normal UK-common or garden badger or a honey badger? Seriously, the honey badger is one seriously nails animal.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I fought a donkey once, kind of but there was no clear winner.

I'd like to take on a Badger next.

Badger are bloody fast and have long sharp claws and teeth.

Good luck on beating one of them.

You mean you're normal UK-common or garden badger or a honey badger? Seriously, the honey badger is one seriously nails animal.

"

I would want to fight either but honey badgers are evil little buggers

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A normal badger not the honey kind as they eat snakes head first and do other weird shit.

Tough mofo's.

Just the usual common UK much loved and hated badger.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think I can manage the following:

Spider

Fly

Ant

Worm

Jabba The Slug is still out there so I'm not taking them on.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will take on a flea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to wrestle a cougar.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I will take on a flea. "

I wouldn't. Tricksy things them fleas.

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

I want to take on a preying mantis - we have unfinished business

Gonna go ozzy and bite the cunts head off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to live cougars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sloth I'd fight a sloth, c'mon then you muggy little slow moving twat, I'll open you up like a Christmas present, come down from that tree, and have a square go, I'll fucking end you

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"I reckon I stand a good chance against a budgie."

Fancy yourself as a cage fighter, do you?

I have a toilet...so a goldfish better start shitting itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sloth I'd fight a sloth, c'mon then you muggy little slow moving twat, I'll open you up like a Christmas present, come down from that tree, and have a square go, I'll fucking end you "

I am deeply concerned about the planning you have put into this

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You lot are far to violent for my liking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sloth I'd fight a sloth, c'mon then you muggy little slow moving twat, I'll open you up like a Christmas present, come down from that tree, and have a square go, I'll fucking end you

I am deeply concerned about the planning you have put into this "

Nah, this is how o enter into all my fights against wildlife, but never a koala, dirty fighters them koalas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lot are far to violent for my liking "

What's that supposed to mean, outside if you want to say something, if you want some I'll give it to ya

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I reckon I stand a good chance against a budgie.

Fancy yourself as a cage fighter, do you?

I have a toilet...so a goldfish better start shitting itself "

Sounds like you are toilet training it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I killed a snail last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fought a donkey once, kind of but there was no clear winner.

I'd like to take on a Badger next.

Badger are bloody fast and have long sharp claws and teeth.

Good luck on beating one of them. "

just keep moving and be first to the jab ... then it's just about going the full 12 rounds

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"You lot are far to violent for my liking

What's that supposed to mean, outside if you want to say something, if you want some I'll give it to ya "

Yeah yeah you're all talk,but if you want to take on a perimenipausal woman then go for it. Say goodbye to everyone...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I fought a donkey once, kind of but there was no clear winner.

I'd like to take on a Badger next.

Badger are bloody fast and have long sharp claws and teeth.

Good luck on beating one of them.

just keep moving and be first to the jab ... then it's just about going the full 12 rounds"

I couldn't last two rounds. I'd probably try and kick it or do a half Nelson. Maybe both as a c c c c combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lot are far to violent for my liking

What's that supposed to mean, outside if you want to say something, if you want some I'll give it to ya

Yeah yeah you're all talk,but if you want to take on a perimenipausal woman then go for it. Say goodbye to everyone..."

No one's that hard. Not even a honey badger with a flamethrower could win that !!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"You lot are far to violent for my liking

What's that supposed to mean, outside if you want to say something, if you want some I'll give it to ya

Yeah yeah you're all talk,but if you want to take on a perimenipausal woman then go for it. Say goodbye to everyone...

No one's that hard. Not even a honey badger with a flamethrower could win that !!! "

Exactly

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Having worked with horses and knowing their anatomy, strengths and weaknesses, I think I could just about manage that...

Still may be wishful thinking...

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lot are far to violent for my liking

What's that supposed to mean, outside if you want to say something, if you want some I'll give it to ya

Yeah yeah you're all talk,but if you want to take on a perimenipausal woman then go for it. Say goodbye to everyone...

No one's that hard. Not even a honey badger with a flamethrower could win that !!!

Exactly "

Stop being mean to me *sniff *

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I fought a donkey once, kind of but there was no clear winner.

I'd like to take on a Badger next."

Did you give it a Donkey Punch?

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