FabSwingers.com forum: Census religion-I'm not a Jedi....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We reckon that on the next census we should all put our religion as swinging, so it would become recognised as a religion, and then we get allowances for our religion......

"boss I need to leave now"

"but it's only 930 a d you just got here"

"sorry I know boss, but our swingers friends wife wants a seeing to"

Much beter than putting yourself down as a Jedi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or just answer the question with the correct answer

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"or just answer the question with the correct answer

Do agnostics get fucked more often than swingers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put yourself down as a Jedi then you can get yer light sabre and sort ya boss out instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or just answer the question with the correct answer

Do agnostics get fucked more often than swingers ?"

I neither know or dont know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or just answer the question with the correct answer

Do agnostics get fucked more often than swingers ?"

i'll be honest granny ive no idea what that question means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or just answer the question with the correct answer

Do agnostics get fucked more often than swingers ?"

I've shagged loads of agnostics and peculiarly they've almost always found God at some point in the proceedings. I know this because they always shout, "God! I'm coming!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or just answer the question with the correct answer

Do agnostics get fucked more often than swingers ?"

They do not believe so...;-);-)

And yet a dyslexic agnostic will forever ponder the existence of Dog...;-);-);-)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"or just answer the question with the correct answer

Do agnostics get fucked more often than swingers ?

i'll be honest granny ive no idea what that question means "

An agnostic doubts the existence of God but doesn't say 100% that God doesn't exist.

Agnostics are sort of less arrogant than atheists. I used to be an atheist but i'm less insane now.

But there is no God! If only I could prove it !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"or just answer the question with the correct answer

Do agnostics get fucked more often than swingers ?

They do not believe so...;-);-)

And yet a dyslexic agnostic will forever ponder the existence of Dog...;-);-);-)"

Do dyslexic agnostics get Duckfed more than jedi's ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or just answer the question with the correct answer

Do agnostics get fucked more often than swingers ?

They do not believe so...;-);-)

And yet a dyslexic agnostic will forever ponder the existence of Dog...;-);-);-)

Do dyslexic agnostics get Duckfed more than jedi's ?"

That may be... Unless Jed is fed

up ducks..;-);-)

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

"And yet a dyslexic agnostic will forever ponder the existence of Dog..."

And remember, folks, a God is for life, not just for Christmas!

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"or just answer the question with the correct answer

Do agnostics get fucked more often than swingers ?

i'll be honest granny ive no idea what that question means

An agnostic doubts the existence of God but doesn't say 100% that God doesn't exist.

Agnostics are sort of less arrogant than atheists. I used to be an atheist but i'm less insane now.

But there is no God! If only I could prove it !"

In what way is it arrogant to be an atheist?

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

"or just answer the question with the correct answer

Do agnostics get fucked more often than swingers ?

i'll be honest granny ive no idea what that question means

An agnostic doubts the existence of God but doesn't say 100% that God doesn't exist.

Agnostics are sort of less arrogant than atheists. I used to be an atheist but i'm less insane now.

But there is no God! If only I could prove it !

In what way is it arrogant to be an atheist?"

being an Atheist myself i would like to know the answer to that aswell.

Is it not Arrogant of believers in god, or whatever diety, to dismiss other beleifs as well,.

None of us can prove the existence or not of a god like being, so it is kind of stale mate i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or just answer the question with the correct answer

Do agnostics get fucked more often than swingers ?

i'll be honest granny ive no idea what that question means

An agnostic doubts the existence of God but doesn't say 100% that God doesn't exist.

Agnostics are sort of less arrogant than atheists. I used to be an atheist but i'm less insane now.

But there is no God! If only I could prove it !

In what way is it arrogant to be an atheist?

being an Atheist myself i would like to know the answer to that aswell.

Is it not Arrogant of believers in god, or whatever diety, to dismiss other beleifs as well,.

None of us can prove the existence or not of a god like being, so it is kind of stale mate i think"

"God-like" is a totally subjective concept in any case.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

As I stated on a previous thread Eric Clapton used to be God

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