FabSwingers.com forum: Your Results. Straw Poll

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Air Water Food Friends Family Sex Money.

22 People placed the above in order of preference

As nearly everyone knew, 1 - 3 were essential , so the results wont surprise anyone. But.

FIRST PLACED: Air = 17 Family = 5 ( Those 5 votes were cast before someone pointed out the rather dire need to breath. I wish they hadn't pointed this out. After that everyone voted for air ) No other categories got a first place.

SECOND PLACED: Air = 3 Family = 2 Water = 17

THIRD PLACED: Family 2 Air 1 Food 16 Water 2 Sex 1

FOURTH PLACED: Family 12 Water 2 Food 2 Friends 5 Money 1

FIFTH PLACED: Family 1 Water 2 Food 1 Friends 12 sex 5 Money 1

SIXTH PLACED: Food 1 Freinds 2 Sex 10 Money 9

SEVENTH PLACED: Freinds 1 Sex 7

Money 12 Family 1 Food 1

Final results...

1. Air

2. Water

3. Food

4. Family

5. Friends

6. Sex

7. Money

No surprises. I'm only interested in numbers four to seven.

Thanks xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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Interesting that sex and money were fighting for sixth and seventh place.

Could have very easily been sex in seventh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my friends live down south and I rarely see them. We're a scattered bunch really and don't keep in touch as much as we should. That's why I placed money above friendship because without money my life up here would be very lonely indeed as I wouldn't be able to get out and see this place I've adopted as my new home.

Siren's friends are scattered too as they are all people she met in Uni and live in different parts of the country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a mention of a Sausage...This has been fixed by Granny as usual I want a recount...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Not a mention of a Sausage...This has been fixed by Granny as usual I want a recount...

Oh hush. You sound like slow pork release. No one voted on the sausage thread.

I'm with you Wishy. I need money for everything. Bailing family out. Getting to see them. Feeding them when they get here. Emergencies...... bit chicken and egg really.

I'd also say that without money I wouldn't have the friends I do have ..... so one could say that they are not really friends. That if push came to shove I could count true friends on one finger. Two if I count myself.

The people I know are 'lovely' but we meet - as finances decree that we can share lifestyles. What happens when you can no longer nip over for lunch or dinner taking a bottle with you? What happens when you can't whizz up the motorway ....... salutary thoughts.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Without money I wouldn't have a home to invite friends to.

Without money I wouldn't have a phone or the internet to contact my friends and invite them to my home.

Without money I would have no sheets on my bed... but then again I would not have a bed either.

Without money I would have to walk butt naked and barefoot to see my friends.... that's if they wanted their homeless, non-washed, wearing a cardboard box I'd found in the street mate turning up. No shampoo, toothpaste, toothbrush or soap. No heat in the winter, no safety of a secure dwelling at night and no shoes!

Fuck that!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Final results...

1. Air

2. Water

3. Food

4. Family

5. Friends

6. Sex

7. Money

Which just goes to show.... it’s easy to be an idealist when you only have to type it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mankinds primary instincts are fer sex, security and status....

Some peeps do rather well without money..wildly different cultures tho..

In this country..money enables me to fufill my primary instincts..twas a no brainer really..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooo wot did i win ?

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By *exybabyMan
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

"Without money I wouldn't have a home to invite friends to.

Without money I wouldn't have a phone or the internet to contact my friends and invite them to my home.

Without money I would have no sheets on my bed... but then again I would not have a bed either.

Fuck that!"

Without Air you wouldn't be alive so money would be immaterial.

Even with Air but without Water you would still struggle to be alive.

Even with Air and Water but without Food would prove a major obstacle.

Without money you could survive (albeit a struggle) but it is only a commodity and therefore not essential.

Give me Air Water and Food, in that order, any day of the week lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Mankinds primary instincts are fer sex, security and status....

Some peeps do rather well without money..wildly different cultures tho..

In this country..money enables me to fufill my primary instincts..twas a no brainer really..

Actually , it wasn't a no brainer. You have no idea what I was up to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air you can get yourself , just breathe!

Water, comes from the sky, its free! You just pay someone for the fact its piped to your house!

Food, praise be to the guys and girls that sow, grow, harvest the crops to supply us all with food! Taken for granted but needed by all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mankinds primary instincts are fer sex, security and status....

Some peeps do rather well without money..wildly different cultures tho..

In this country..money enables me to fufill my primary instincts..twas a no brainer really..

Actually , it wasn't a no brainer. You have no idea what I was up to."

Really Granny...thats an assumption..methinks..

C`mon ...it wasn`t hard to figure..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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Dave. You don't HEAR very well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dave. You don't HEAR very well.

More than compensated with Dan Brown Grans....I`m myopic s`well..

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Without Air you wouldn't be alive so money would be immaterial.

Even with Air but without Water you would still struggle to be alive.

Even with Air and Water but without Food would prove a major obstacle.

Without money you could survive (albeit a struggle) but it is only a commodity and therefore not essential.

Give me Air Water and Food, in that order, any day of the week lol

That's probably why I put money 4th.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Dave. You don't HEAR very well.

More than compensated with Dan Brown Grans....I`m myopic s`well.."

What's Dan Brown ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dave. You don't HEAR very well.

More than compensated with Dan Brown Grans....I`m myopic s`well..

What's Dan Brown ?"

Thats the best answer you could EVER possibly give...top marks fer taste..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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Why don't you just answer the bloody question?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Actually , it wasn't a no brainer. You have no idea what I was up to."

So come on then Gran... tell the test subjects what you were up to.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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Do you mean Dan Brown the author ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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Actually , it wasn't a no brainer. You have no idea what I was up to.

So come on then Gran... tell the test subjects what you were up to."

If I do that I'd have to reveal how flawed the results are ....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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and how pointless and time wasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mean Dan Brown the author ?"

hahaha Oh, sublime artistry...

Yeah, that Dan Brown......no don`t...please..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a psychological ideal

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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You don't want to communicate Dave.

Even with the means to communicate in front of you.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It's a psychological ideal "

Ohhh What is Jack ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't want to communicate Dave.

Even with the means to communicate in front of you.

Lets commune Grans...take a seat...yer comfy..

Now then...whats up ?..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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There a patronising cunt on our thread Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a psychological ideal

Ohhh What is Jack ?"

Doing this from memory so may get it wrong, but according to Maslow there are 5 basic needs that we need to survive.

Some other psychologists have expanded the theory for the modern world

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Actually , it wasn't a no brainer. You have no idea what I was up to.

So come on then Gran... tell the test subjects what you were up to.

If I do that I'd have to reveal how flawed the results are .... "

And the problem with doing that is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There a patronising cunt on our thread Dave. "

I know...fucker...its the money...he`s got complacent...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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Ah ......yes Jack you are right. xx And you mentioned it in the thread.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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Actually , it wasn't a no brainer. You have no idea what I was up to.

So come on then Gran... tell the test subjects what you were up to.

If I do that I'd have to reveal how flawed the results are ....

And the problem with doing that is?"

I think it's called 'The Fonz Phenomenon'

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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maybe Winkler Theory

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Actually , it wasn't a no brainer. You have no idea what I was up to.

So come on then Gran... tell the test subjects what you were up to.

If I do that I'd have to reveal how flawed the results are ....

And the problem with doing that is?

I think it's called 'The Fonz Phenomenon' "

What's Funky Monkey got to do with it? lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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Is there a Fonz connection with Munky ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe Winkler Theory"

Is that Fruedian ?..

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