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"I keep touching myself this morning " Have a cold shower. Not forgive. | |||
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"I keep touching myself this morning Have a cold shower. Not forgive. " What if that doesn't work what then? | |||
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"I keep touching myself this morning Have a cold shower. Not forgive. What if that doesn't work what then? " I shall have to take you in hand for a special punishment | |||
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"I snapped at a guy in Morrisons during the week which is so not me,I did feel a bit bad about afterwards,however I don't feel it was my fault. I'm perimenipausal and they never put enough staff on and I didn't have my specs on for me to do the self service. Oh stuff it I don't care,he'll live " Morrisons...always a challenge. Forgiven | |||
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" And who gets to privilege of blessing and giving forgiveness to the Sister Lisa??" Me | |||
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"I lust after my sister-in law, Ive told her in the past that i fancy her i think she feels the same, shall i make a pass or not, as we are good friends as well.." Don't go there. It will end badly. | |||
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"I snapped at a guy in Morrisons during the week which is so not me,I did feel a bit bad about afterwards,however I don't feel it was my fault. I'm perimenipausal and they never put enough staff on and I didn't have my specs on for me to do the self service. Oh stuff it I don't care,he'll live Morrisons...always a challenge. Forgiven " Thanks | |||
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"I lust after my sister-in law, Ive told her in the past that i fancy her i think she feels the same, shall i make a pass or not, as we are good friends as well.. Don't go there. It will end badly. " I think shes worth it, | |||
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"I'm perving on fab instead of getting myself sorted for the London to Southend bike ride this morning.. " Mental stimulation... Forgiven | |||
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"Do I tell my best friend that I think her boyfriend is a complete wanker or keep quiet for the sake of our friendship? ?" She probably already know your opinion. Keep quiet | |||
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"Nothing to confess Sister Lisa i have been awfuly good " Not forgiven, for such a poor effort... | |||
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"Nothing to confess Sister Lisa i have been awfuly good Not forgiven, for such a poor effort... " | |||
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"Thank you sister lisa xx god bless you and your wise words x " Bless you, son | |||
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"I want to knock on my neighbours when i hear them fuck and ask if i can join in im sick of wanking to her screams now.. " Not unreasonalbe... Forgiven | |||
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"Good morning sister Lisa, I had a few too many drinks yesterday and have now woken up with a fuzzy head. Other than that I've nothing else to confess x " Your hangover will be your punishment. Not forgiven | |||
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"I slept with my mates wife last night but dont need forgiveness.. coz ill do it again.. " A poor mate you are. Not forgiven, for such sordid behaviour | |||
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"Good morning sister Lisa, I skived off work so I could get down and dirty with a young cock and loved every minute of it " Everyone needs a duvet day, occasional duvet day. Forgiven | |||
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"Good morning sister Lisa . I have naughty thoughts of you with me and hubby or just hubby. Please help me have pure thoughts again Mrs SB P.S. I hope you are all better " Come here, and I will have you begging for mercy for your rudeness. Not forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me sister for i have sinned Its been several weeks since my last confession. Ive had several lustful thoughts about a few forumites but one in particular I have also been aggressive towards some one in real life... Its not their fault, they just chase after parked cars. Im also guilty of getting home from shopping and realising i hadnt paid for an item (the cashier never scanned it properly)" Car park rage...not forgiven for falling into that trap. Failed scan item...not your fault. Forgiven. Lustful thoughts about forumites...not forgiven, for failing to convert to a meet | |||
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"Nothing to confess today. A nun visited me last night and took my full confession " Glad to hear | |||
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"Lust. Good morning Lisa. I was with quite a lot of people yesterday, with men and women from Fab. and honestly wanted to snog half the room, Is it wrong to want to send about a dozen FAF messages? Or should I wait until they at least start to travel back home? " Message now. Tardiness is unattractive | |||
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"I've been having lustful thoughts for a new friend Lisa!! She's a sexy little thing that deserves my attention and I kinda want to fuck her silly I trust this qualifies for some kind of absolution? " Why haven't you converted to a meet? Not forgiven, for such slothfulness | |||
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"I had too much to drink last night. It doesn't happen often but I'm now suffering.." Then your hangover is your punishment, for such greed. Not forgiven | |||
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"Good morning, my confession for the week is I haven't had sex since Monday but have had lots of in pure thoughts. Please forgive me xxx" Boring...forgiven | |||
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"I had to cancel a meeting on Friday night as could no longer be free. But managed to hastily arrange one for the morning with someone else who was available then. I feel guilty about this. " Not forgiven, for such abysmal time-management | |||
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"Sister! There isn't enough hours in your Sunday for me to confess and if I did you'd probably not forgive me. Can we just agree on a severe caution and say no more about it? Aj " Are you trying to bargain your way to forgiveness? A pathetic effort, and certainly not worthy of forgiveness | |||
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"Gizza a snog " Not forgiven, for taking such liberties with someone as pure as me | |||
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"Morning sister LisaB I confess had another naughty dream about u like u said I would lol Forgive me for it was very kinky dream " Such blasphemy deserves a spanking. Not forgiven | |||
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"I'm still in bed, I pretended I was asleep when my children came in and husband got up with them. I did fall back to sleep but now they are all playing downstairs and I'm still in bed on fab. Forgive me " Vital non-mummy time. Forgiven | |||
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"Gizza a snog Not forgiven, for taking such liberties with someone as pure as me " You could make the devil blush I've heard about you Sisters | |||
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"Lust, greed, envy, gluttony, pride, wrath and sloth....what sin or sins are you guilty of?... Knowing you, several. Confess, repent, and you may be forgiven " Can you put in a disskripchoun for sum of thos as I'm not shor wot sum of them meen | |||
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"Gizza a snog Not forgiven, for taking such liberties with someone as pure as me You could make the devil blush I've heard about you Sisters " Shut up | |||
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"Gizza a snog Not forgiven, for taking such liberties with someone as pure as me You could make the devil blush I've heard about you Sisters Shut up " That's not very angelic is it | |||
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"Gizza a snog Not forgiven, for taking such liberties with someone as pure as me You could make the devil blush I've heard about you Sisters Shut up That's not very angelic is it " That's because you have driven me to it... | |||
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"I've been having lustful thoughts for a new friend Lisa!! She's a sexy little thing that deserves my attention and I kinda want to fuck her silly I trust this qualifies for some kind of absolution? Why haven't you converted to a meet? Not forgiven, for such slothfulness " She's new, I'm just teasing her just now.... | |||
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"I've been having lustful thoughts for a new friend Lisa!! She's a sexy little thing that deserves my attention and I kinda want to fuck her silly I trust this qualifies for some kind of absolution? Why haven't you converted to a meet? Not forgiven, for such slothfulness She's new, I'm just teasing her just now.... " Crack on, then... | |||
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"Gizza a snog Not forgiven, for taking such liberties with someone as pure as me You could make the devil blush I've heard about you Sisters Shut up That's not very angelic is it That's because you have driven me to it... " | |||
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"Gizza a snog Not forgiven, for taking such liberties with someone as pure as me You could make the devil blush I've heard about you Sisters Shut up That's not very angelic is it That's because you have driven me to it... " You are testing my purity | |||
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"Sister, I'm in dire need of spiritual guidance for I fear for my soul and require redemption. Last night and I assure you it wasn't deliberate or malicious and that it was completely out of character for me but I was openly and selflessly empathetically nice on the Forum to someone....am I going to burn in Hell, Sister? " Good grief! What were you thinking? Not forgiven | |||
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"Gizza a snog Not forgiven, for taking such liberties with someone as pure as me You could make the devil blush I've heard about you Sisters Shut up That's not very angelic is it That's because you have driven me to it... You are testing my purity " Then kneel before me and let me forgive you in my own special way | |||
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"Forgive me as I have sinned I have sinned with greed as I allways want mor money " I expect you want enough to be comfortable. Forgiven | |||
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"Sister Lisa, I had my first FFM few weeks back and wondering am I going to hell twice for having sex before marriage? " I would have thought you would have been closer to heave. | |||
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"Gizza a snog Not forgiven, for taking such liberties with someone as pure as me You could make the devil blush I've heard about you Sisters Shut up That's not very angelic is it That's because you have driven me to it... You are testing my purity Then kneel before me and let me forgive you in my own special way " I am not in need of forgiveness... | |||
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"Lust. Always lust....." Not forgiven, for being so boring... | |||
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"Sister Lisa, I had my first FFM few weeks back and wondering am I going to hell twice for having sex before marriage? I would have thought you would have been closer to heave. " I think so I did hear someone screaming Jesus Christ's name out loud while I was pleasing those women, looks like they saw Jesus while I was busy humping, again did I made a sin for not noticing Jesus? Oo oh lord plz forgive me, plz arrange another FFM and I will prove to you I will notice you and get your blessing. | |||
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"I have been having thoughts of doing things with the good sister in the open air. Can I be forgiven?" ...yet another dreamer, too lazy to persue his goal. Not forgiven | |||
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"Sister Lisa, I had my first FFM few weeks back and wondering am I going to hell twice for having sex before marriage? I would have thought you would have been closer to heave. I think so I did hear someone screaming Jesus Christ's name out loud while I was pleasing those women, looks like they saw Jesus while I was busy humping, again did I made a sin for not noticing Jesus? Oo oh lord plz forgive me, plz arrange another FFM and I will prove to you I will notice you and get your blessing. " It sounds as if you have some work to do... | |||
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"Good morning sister Lisa . I have naughty thoughts of you with me and hubby or just hubby. Please help me have pure thoughts again Mrs SB P.S. I hope you are all better Come here, and I will have you begging for mercy for your rudeness. Not forgiven " Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Faf? | |||
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"Good morning sister Lisa . I have naughty thoughts of you with me and hubby or just hubby. Please help me have pure thoughts again Mrs SB P.S. I hope you are all better Come here, and I will have you begging for mercy for your rudeness. Not forgiven Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Faf? " Yes please to the FAF. | |||
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"I confuse I'm being a lazy cow today and not even dressed yet " Get up and get dressed x | |||
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"I confuse I'm being a lazy cow today and not even dressed yet Get up and get dressed x" I have now all clean and showered | |||
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"I was supposed to run a half marathon this morning. I got the time wrong so hadn't left my hotel when the race started. I am a numpty" You are a numpty. Forgiven | |||
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"Good morning sister Lisa . I have naughty thoughts of you with me and hubby or just hubby. Please help me have pure thoughts again Mrs SB P.S. I hope you are all better Come here, and I will have you begging for mercy for your rudeness. Not forgiven Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Faf? " Of course! | |||
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"I confuse I'm being a lazy cow today and not even dressed yet Get up and get dressed x I have now all clean and showered " Yum yum I would of dried you off x | |||
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"I confuse I'm being a lazy cow today and not even dressed yet " Everyone needs a pyjama day sometimes. Forgiven | |||
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"I can't decide what car to get sister lisa a convertible or a ordinary car ??" Good Grief! I am not a fucking Agony Aunt. Buy a normal car...the climate in the UK is usually too shite most of the year for a convertable. | |||
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"I confuse I'm being a lazy cow today and not even dressed yet Get up and get dressed x I have now all clean and showered Yum yum I would of dried you off x" ...get a room! | |||
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"I confuse I'm being a lazy cow today and not even dressed yet Get up and get dressed x I have now all clean and showered Yum yum I would of dried you off x ...get a room! " Ok then and you are welcome to join us x | |||
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"Sister! There isn't enough hours in your Sunday for me to confess and if I did you'd probably not forgive me. Can we just agree on a severe caution and say no more about it? Aj Are you trying to bargain your way to forgiveness? A pathetic effort, and certainly not worthy of forgiveness " Better clear your shedual then ain't ya! Aj | |||
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