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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I've been feeding crew for three weeks in fields, cow sheds and farms and my feet are an utter disgrace.

Does anyone have a sander, cow hook and lard handy to return them back to normal?

I need some attention, I'm certainly not going there!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Put the lard in some socks and sleep with them on.

I'm not going near them either.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

These are pedicured

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"These are pedicured

I think they'd need danger money.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Put the lard in some socks and sleep with them on.

I'm not going near them either.

Good plan actually. The dogs here would enjoy licking it all off.

Sorted.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"These are pedicured

I think they'd need danger money. "

I have nice feet

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Put the lard in some socks and sleep with them on.

I'm not going near them either.

Good plan actually. The dogs here would enjoy licking it all off.

Sorted. "

If you can train them to nibble (and not bite) then you might get the whole job done without having to go near them.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"These are pedicured

I think they'd need danger money.

I have nice feet

Your picture does show very nice looking feet.

I can't put a foot picture up as it leads to messages I don't like to receive.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"These are pedicured

I think they'd need danger money.

I have nice feet

Your picture does show very nice looking feet.

I can't put a foot picture up as it leads to messages I don't like to receive.

I think I like the photo rather than the feet of you know what I mean.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"These are pedicured

I think they'd need danger money.

I have nice feet

Your picture does show very nice looking feet.

I can't put a foot picture up as it leads to messages I don't like to receive.

I think I like the photo rather than the feet of you know what I mean. "

I do. Feet are funny.

Although, I'm not going to object to someone giving mine a massage.

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By *ricovMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I've been feeding crew for three weeks in fields, cow sheds and farms and my feet are an utter disgrace.

Does anyone have a sander, cow hook and lard handy to return them back to normal?

I need some attention, I'm certainly not going there!"

Surely a simply massage with some creams overtime would do just as good a job ?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I've been feeding crew for three weeks in fields, cow sheds and farms and my feet are an utter disgrace.

Does anyone have a sander, cow hook and lard handy to return them back to normal?

I need some attention, I'm certainly not going there!

Surely a simply massage with some creams overtime would do just as good a job ?"

Nope, if that's all it took I'd be doing them myself. I think I'll pay someone to do them for me.

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By *ewhorizonsCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"I've been feeding crew for three weeks in fields, cow sheds and farms and my feet are an utter disgrace.

Does anyone have a sander, cow hook and lard handy to return them back to normal?

I need some attention, I'm certainly not going there!

Surely a simply massage with some creams overtime would do just as good a job ?

Nope, if that's all it took I'd be doing them myself. I think I'll pay someone to do them for me. "

I would happily do this for free! Wash, dry, remove hard skin, emery board the nails and massage with oils, candles and music. It's a service I give pretty often. Let me know please!

Martin

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've been feeding crew for three weeks in fields, cow sheds and farms and my feet are an utter disgrace.

Does anyone have a sander, cow hook and lard handy to return them back to normal?

I need some attention, I'm certainly not going there!

Surely a simply massage with some creams overtime would do just as good a job ?

Nope, if that's all it took I'd be doing them myself. I think I'll pay someone to do them for me.

I would happily do this for free! Wash, dry, remove hard skin, emery board the nails and massage with oils, candles and music. It's a service I give pretty often. Let me know please!

Martin"

Oooh lovely, a foot massage is bliss, my ex did them really well!

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By *earded youngerMan
over a year ago

Reading

Where did you get your carhart dungarees!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Where did you get your carhart dungarees!!"

Online, from a vintage store, they were very reasonable

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By *ewhorizonsCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"I've been feeding crew for three weeks in fields, cow sheds and farms and my feet are an utter disgrace.

Does anyone have a sander, cow hook and lard handy to return them back to normal?

I need some attention, I'm certainly not going there!

Surely a simply massage with some creams overtime would do just as good a job ?

Nope, if that's all it took I'd be doing them myself. I think I'll pay someone to do them for me.

I would happily do this for free! Wash, dry, remove hard skin, emery board the nails and massage with oils, candles and music. It's a service I give pretty often. Let me know please!

Martin

Oooh lovely, a foot massage is bliss, my ex did them really well!

Well the offer stands for you too if you are ever in the midlands..!

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I've been feeding crew for three weeks in fields, cow sheds and farms and my feet are an utter disgrace.

Does anyone have a sander, cow hook and lard handy to return them back to normal?

I need some attention, I'm certainly not going there!

Surely a simply massage with some creams overtime would do just as good a job ?

Nope, if that's all it took I'd be doing them myself. I think I'll pay someone to do them for me.

I would happily do this for free! Wash, dry, remove hard skin, emery board the nails and massage with oils, candles and music. It's a service I give pretty often. Let me know please!

Martin"

You're more than welcome to sort them out Martin but the candles and music, although a smashing idea of it were a prelude to sex, are not needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your self a very big bowel with nice soppy water and sit down and bath your feet ........... just doing that even in a field will help ... I go so horse shows at times for a week and my feet can hurt going from one ring to the next and miles away ..

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Get your self a very big bowel with nice soppy water and sit down and bath your feet ........... just doing that even in a field will help ... I go so horse shows at times for a week and my feet can hurt going from one ring to the next and miles away ..

The only bowl available is the one I wash up in and although they are all the sort to not care about working in dirt and cow poo, I think they'd draw the line at that!

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By *HEEKY MISTAMan
over a year ago

Beds

Try buying yourself a good foot spa and some balth salt or normal table salt will do, or even a good bit of radox

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Try buying yourself a good foot spa and some balth salt or normal table salt will do, or even a good bit of radox

That's not going to cut it I'm afraid. Think shrek.

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