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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The subject say it all

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Lets put it this way.

There would be a lot of changes!

If only Parliament would pass them. damn fools....hate politics.

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

1) elect lord buckethead for my 2nd!

2) fire the houses of parliament...preferably with lots of petrol!

3) rebuild disney land in its spot with may as goofy and corbyn as micky mouse!

4) change the working day... 12 to 1 with a 1 hour lunch break

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Make Boris King!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Stick the house of commons on wheels, then tour the country giving everyone a chance to meet with their local MP. Every Friday is crossdress day in there, male and female have to dress in the others attire.

Slap the biggest with a big tax rate, use it to fund the fire brigade, police, and ambulance. Give the NHS a good sort out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop the bullshit

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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nobody allowed to work in any job for more than part time. if you wanna work full time or more then you have to have more than one job.

everyone to do a shitty job for a least a year then they might stop saying people with shit jobs don't deserve any pay.

fast food portions to be shrunk to one person sized portions only. if you're too lazy to cook you don't need loads of calories. (is stuffing face with ready meal right now like the hypocritical politician i am).

women rule. sorry men but if you want any form of power in society you're gonna have to reassign your gender.

all men to wear gimp masks, and must never stand up, crawling only from now on. and you're not allowed out the house on your own, must be leashed at all times.

vote for me, feir the dictator.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If i was p.m i would stop spending money on helping other country out. I would use it to get UK back in the red lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make Scotland Independent. Then resign

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Set a maximum wage limit and lower the cost of living.

(Try to stop the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer)

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"If i was p.m i would stop spending money on helping other country out. I would use it to get UK back in the red lol

You get my vote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would hold a strip poker parliament session, every time an MP tells a porky they have to remove an item of clothing. Soon they would all be wearing the Kings new clothes XXX

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"If i was p.m i would stop spending money on helping other country out. I would use it to get UK back in the red lol

no way can we pay back what we owe now.

so all the gimp masked men are going to be sent over to china to make iphones in factories as payment instead.

a vote for me is a vote for democratic slavery. vote feir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Force Rupert Murdoch to sell up and leave!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Force Rupert Murdoch to sell up and leave! "

he isn't even real. just some dust stuck onto a paper mache model.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Force Rupert Murdoch to sell up and leave!

he isn't even real. just some dust stuck onto a paper mache model."

I always knew he was related to Chucky!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I'd probably last about 5 minutes before MI5 found my profile on here and I'm in all the newspapers

But in that 5 minutes I'd cut house prices by 50% so people could afford to live closer to where they work and anyone in their 20s would have a chance of affording a place

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Force Rupert Murdoch to sell up and leave!

he isn't even real. just some dust stuck onto a paper mache model.

I always knew he was related to Chucky!

haha, he probably does now you mention it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i was p.m i would stop spending money on helping other country out. I would use it to get UK back in the red lol

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Beside that higher tax’s on the filthy rich as the getting away with everything it seem?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i'd like to propose more policies here.

i'm going to sell the royal family on ebay. hopefully collectively but if it doesn't reach double the price of the national debt then i'm gonna do them individually instead (i am canny and know all the ebay tricks).

i may try and sell some of my own pubes and palm them off as hitlers pubes, someone will fall for that i'm sure.

i'm also going to sell our banks. go on off you pop and become someone elses problem. their old buildings will be turned into credit unions belonging to the public. you will not be able to borrow so much credits, look at all the debt that can be created when you're allowed to borrow too much. we are poor and cannot afford debts.

nobody will be paid any money, if you want something you have to earn credits. and you can spend these credits as you like, they are not taxable. they are based on the amount of time you work and nothing more than that.

the NHS will now be volunteer run. i'm cutting taxes and don't have a magic money tree.

people saying if i win the election they will leave the country will actually have to fuck off, the death penalty will be reinstated especially for those of them who try to stay.

a vote for me is a vote for freedom.

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"Force Rupert Murdoch to sell up and leave! "

Ensure Leveson's recommendations were followed

Slap a ban on Murdoch's takeover of Sky

Ensure newspaper corrections took up as much space as the original story.

Murdoch is the biggest threat to democracy in this country and needs to be curtailed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sort out the welfare reform catastrophe going on. Make corporations pay tax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make "Spin Doctorary" illegal, ban arms sales of all kinds, pass a law that banned overseas ownership of residential property and introduce a social responsible benefit system along the lines of:

"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sort out the welfare reform catastrophe going on. Make corporations pay tax. "

Exactly this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give nurses, doctors and teachers (and other front line staff) a generous wage with benefits.

Reduce military spending.

Make education, at all levels, free from the point of use.

Changing the voting system to be representative, no more first past the post nonsense.

Introduce a 6 week summer shut down. Option to still work over that period put at time and a half.

Ban zero hour contracts.

Bring back Btec qualifications.

Bring about a transition for London and other major cities: to reduce vehicle size, number and time in the city. To help improve air quality.

Investment in agriculture to produce food that is more sustainable & healthy for the public.

Remove vat from fruit, veg and other healthy foods like fresh fish.

Introduce a digital bill of rights

....end of day 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much the entire manifesto of the monster raving loonies.

I'd sink the country, but at least we'd go down laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sack the lot in parliament but pay myself off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make fabswingers a subscription Site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a strict Brexit. Assasinate Jeremy Corbyn. Make putin my friend. Ban all soaps and live main stream programmes ie Big Brother. Give scotland their independance. Make education free still. To an extent. Death penalty to nonces. Make life imprisonment forever. Done. Im ready to be scrutinised now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Declare war on the French, make Nicola Sturgeon my bitch, put Bojo on a diet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Declare war on the French, make Nicola Sturgeon my bitch, put Bojo on a diet."

Yes i like the sturgeon idea. I'd have her on a lead in a gimp suit like my pet dog at all times. With a whip to hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deliver on my promises that got me the votes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd reintroduce trial by combat.

Would make for much more entertaining court proceedings.

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"Deliver on my promises that got me the votes. "

I know we're having a laugh mate but you've gone too far!! Calm down pal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deliver on my promises that got me the votes.

I know we're having a laugh mate but you've gone too far!! Calm down pal!

hahaha. I know, off the wall humour isn't for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

free bouncy castles

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

If I was PM;

Introduce a flat rate tax system with an allowance of £13,500 then a flat 42% across the board weather you earn 20k or 20million, thus no matter what you're all paying the same tax rate, no loop holes no by passes. If your household has an income it's taxed 42%

Set comparate tax at 30% of total income. And that's ANY income made in the U.K. No loop holes no deferred profits no exceptions.

Unpopular?

I would then get rid of every other tax system apart from VAT and import duty.

This mean all your council tax, duty. Stamp duty, road fund licence, IPT, every thing! No stealth taxes no hidden traps.

The whole of the uk budget would come out of this one pot cutting waste over night.

The NHS would be fully nationalsed, if companies can make a profit on healthcare then it's money wasted out the budget so get those jobs back

National minimum wage is £11.30 ph (simple maths more people have, more people can spend)

Make payday loans/ extortionate credit illegal. Maximum interest rate of 5% above BOe interest rates with dept cap of £7000 why are the poorest in society paying 30% interest and the top millionaires paying 3/4%

Limit buy to let to 2 houses to control the first time buyer market and introduce rent cap and incentive based nationalised shared home ownership.

No VAT on health foods

More VAT on fatty sugary foods

Nationalise the Pharmaceutical industry, we have some of the best science minds in our uni's get them marking our drugs cheaper.

Incentive to buy British lower vat on British produce by 1%

Fair paid YTS scheme

There lots more I could do.

If the big industries didn't like the policies then they can leave the country I'm sure there's enough venture capitalists in the country who would like to see a solid consistent return, yes at a lower rate but pretty much guaranteed! It may take a couple of years to get the full benefit but it would be worth it!

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

The only answer can be...run through fields of wheat with impunity.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

too long to list, main ones

increase defence spending, scrapping office staff.

cap all public service jobs paid by the government to max wages of 100k. don't like it then quit

scrap most paperwork that has to be filled out by gov departments

enter this country illegally, immediately deported and banned, no asylum

scrap foreign aid, no aid unless natural disaster

scrap the bbc licence

crime the more crime you commit the more we will hurt you physically. if you commit a serious crime, level 1-5 then punishment may cost you your life.

crack down on tax not paid by large corps.

and stop bullying russia, they are a very powerful country and should be our friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is loads of great points people have made here. Yes...loads to fix and some changes could be made to make Britain..."Great Britain" again.

However as p.m I would restructure politics as we know it.

Pannels of experts from uni's and societies. Would be part of panels on selecting suitable candidates for the jobs within our new government.

So each job is advertised and anyone can apply. Through an interview panel the position could be brought down to a handful of candidates. For which the public vote decides.

This way we can employ the right people for the right jobs.

An example would be the person who runs the nhs, should be some hospital Dr or someone that actually understands patient care. The environment minister should be an environmentalist at very least.

We as the people would get to select the very best in people to do the very best for great Britain.

I would also make it that, if a certain number of public are not happy with the person in the position in the new 'Great Britain' within the first 2 years, that they can call for the job to be advertised again...and selection process starts again.

Could be similar to the Swiss system but would need to be further changes to it, in order to make it more in the interests of the British man/woman and child.

The new 'Great Britain' has no actual political agenda. These positions are paid jobs nothing more.

Is loads of stuff in society that needs restructured and changed...to go into this in detail would be a massive undertaking.

But change would only come when we have the best minds, the right person for the job.

Its like the last few p.m's not fit for office. Clearly own interests at heart rather than country.

After I'd created and setup the system for the new great Britain. I would resign and have nothing more to do with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get a good hairdresser - they all go grey within a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commit Michael Gove to the nearest psychiatric ward.

Hold a referendum on if Jeremy Hunt should be offically renamed Jeremy Cunt, then fire him.

The banks should have to pay back the bailouts we gave them and contribute to the debt reduction of the uk.

Scrap compulsory purchase, every person has the right to a share in a schene and shouldn't he forced to sell when 90% is owned by one person or group for a crap rate.

Protect the BBC from further cuts, it does an lot more than people realise. At the same time stop celebrities from earning stupid amounts on contracts. Streamline managers and use the money on employing people needed in day to day.

Reccomend a knighthood for Larry the cat.

Send Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees Mog to live on the poverty line for a month so they can get a taste of the real world and not live in their daydream any longer.

Break the DUP deal and kick the Tories out. Give the money to Emergency Services pay.

Put Rebbecca Brooks back on trial.

Ban rich foreigners from owning multiple homes in London.

Energy princes and houseing rent caps.

Nationalise Southern Rail

Bring in compulsory night buses for big cities.

Invade Zimbabwe to get rid of evil Robert Mugabe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give myself a pay-rise

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd reintroduce trial by combat.

Would make for much more entertaining court proceedings. "

FINISH HIM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i was p.m i would stop spending money on helping other country out. I would use it to get UK back in the red lol

You get my vote!"

Wouldn't get mine. I want a government that will get us out of the red and back into the black!

Anyone who knows anything about basic accounting will tell you that being in the red is bad - because it represents being in debt and owing money.

Being in the black means money in the bank

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

scrap proportional representation and take it all back to common law and oust the corruption

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Prepare for the two biggest issues -

Ecological disaster - global warming and extinctions

Massive job losses due to tech

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

Get rid of the monarchy who are the fountainhead of hereditary priviledge.

Get rid if the House of Lords.

Introduce proportional representation.

Move the government from London to a purpose built functional building around the centre of the UK. Thus ending the Londoncentric politics and wealth creation.

Lease the current H of P to property developers to refurbish rather than us spending £6billion on it.

Have another vote on Brexit.

Limit the powers of the press and media by introding legislation to the effect that all reporting has to be true (on a test of on the balance of probabilies).

Stop selling arms to Saudi who are funding terrorism.

Scrap all non defensive military spending; the two new aircraft carriers that will cost us £7bn are of course not for defence.

Should keep me busy in my first year as PM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prepare for the two biggest issues -

Ecological disaster - global warming and extinctions

Massive job losses due to tech

Same.

I'd also set out plans for an international convention, so like a 'Geneva Convention', on fair internet use, use of cyber warfare on times of conflict or terrorism, I'd also want to try and set limitations on how far A.I can be developed and protocols for 'kill switches' of automated systems.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i'd bring out a new flag for the country also. our union jack and st georges cross has racist connotations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"scrap proportional representation and take it all back to common law and oust the corruption"

Erm, how would you scrap something that we don't use?

Proportional representation is only used in some of the devolved areas, but not in England

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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today i shall be practising my political duties by replying to forum topics in a nonsensical way that has no logic or thought process behind it except to save money.

please note my skills and vote for me accordingly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abolish Politicians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abolish Politicians

"And then he vanished in a puff of logic"

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I'd reintroduce trial by combat.

Would make for much more entertaining court proceedings. "

Sounds like Mad Max beyond Thunderdome, 2 men enter, one man leaves.

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"i'd bring out a new flag for the country also. our union jack and st georges cross has racist connotations."

Racist....how ???

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i'd bring out a new flag for the country also. our union jack and st georges cross has racist connotations.

Racist....how ???"

racists use them as their emblem, they have been since the 90s that i know of and probably longer than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call a brexit and then resign. Ohh looks like this was done already.

I will Tell everyone that let's get on with our jobs...

or I will try to fuck the country since I can't find women here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have the theme from Jaws to be played anytime a Conservative MP talks on TV

Every citizen to be given £10,000 worth of vouchers to spend over six months rather than giving the money to the banks as part of quantitative easing – the argument being that we would actually spend it and the banks would not

Britain’s roads to be painted the colours they are in the A-Z

Any profits made by MPs who have interest in private healthcare companies to be given to patients on the NHS waiting list.

Any war that lasts for more than five years should be declared a draw

If it pisses down with rain on a bank holiday, it will be considered a rollover.

randomly arm old age pensioners

introduce feral chicken roundabouts to calm traffic

mp's expenses to be published in the local newspapers every fortnight and the constituents to be allowed to vote on whether they are accepted or not

all politicians to wear the names and logos of companies which sponsor them

cash machines to have a gamble button, so if we can't get enough out, we still have a chance of affording what we want

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"To have the theme from Jaws to be played anytime a Conservative MP talks on TV

Britain’s roads to be painted the colours they are in the A-Z

Any profits made by MPs who have interest in private healthcare companies to be given to patients on the NHS waiting list.

Any war that lasts for more than five years should be declared a draw

If it pisses down with rain on a bank holiday, it will be considered a rollover.

randomly arm old age pensioners

introduce feral chicken roundabouts to calm traffic

mp's expenses to be published in the local newspapers every fortnight and the constituents to be allowed to vote on whether they are accepted or not

all politicians to wear the names and logos of companies which sponsor them

cash machines to have a gamble button, so if we can't get enough out, we still have a chance of affording what we want"

i like your policies and think we should form a coalition party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Star Wars the Imperial Officers all have posh british voices, no different to the bad guys in Parliament then, except they have the Imperial March theme.

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

Stop any politician to have another employement. So you fight corruption and they start listen to their voters otherwise they will loose it

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Blag it for a month, pick up a pay packet most likely more than I'm used to earning in a year then quit and hope someone who knows what they're doing gets the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd invade France.

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over a year ago

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

I read a good one from Alan Moore who talked of the Athenian parliament.

Instead of having politicians the government would be like jury duty. 50 members of the public from all different walks of life come together each time a decision needs to be made and decide what will be best for everyone.

Do this everytime. A different group of 50 people. That way everyone will want to ensure the best decision is made so everyone gets the best possible outcome.

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

"I read a good one from Alan Moore who talked of the Athenian parliament.

Do this everytime. A different group of 50 people. That way everyone will want to ensure the best decision is made so everyone gets the best possible outcome."

As history seems to repeats itself..lol..corrupt politicians there and now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell off all the country's assetts, bind to population into debt slavery. And live high off the proceeds... just like the last 30 years or more of prime ministers

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Can't see how they are "racist", just the national flags of the UK and England respectively.

"i'd bring out a new flag for the country also. our union jack and st georges cross has racist connotations.

Racist....how ???

racists use them as their emblem, they have been since the 90s that i know of and probably longer than that."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiddle my expenses.

Make borris come to parliament in a dress.

Publicly hang corbyn.

Raise taxes for all sexual prudes.

Buy hp sauce back from the Americans or declare war on them if they won't sell.

Hire someone who knows what their doing to run the country .... possibly that sugar guy off the apprentice, think he'd make a decent businessman.

Go live on a luxury yacht and enjoy my ill gotten gains.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"If i was p.m i would stop spending money on helping other country out. I would use it to get UK back in the red lol

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reduce the costs of higher education

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Can't see how they are "racist", just the national flags of the UK and England respectively.

i'd bring out a new flag for the country also. our union jack and st georges cross has racist connotations.

Racist....how ???

racists use them as their emblem, they have been since the 90s that i know of and probably longer than that."

i said racist connotations, they do have those because racist groups have been using them as their symbol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arm the police and permit them to open fire on the great unwashed that "march" in London every Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Council this nonsense known as brexit

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Give myself a big fat crown to wear and fill my cabinet with cats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give myself a big fat crown to wear and fill my cabinet with cats"
now that would be fun to see

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Arm the police and permit them to open fire on the great unwashed that "march" in London every Saturday."
i see if that what happen in London happen in South Africa they would be dead before they do any harm anyone..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give myself a big fat crown to wear and fill my cabinet with cats"
so u must love cats then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give nurses, doctors and teachers (and other front line staff) a generous wage with benefits.

Reduce military spending.

Make education, at all levels, free from the point of use.

Changing the voting system to be representative, no more first past the post nonsense.

Introduce a 6 week summer shut down. Option to still work over that period put at time and a half.

Ban zero hour contracts.

Bring back Btec qualifications.

Bring about a transition for London and other major cities: to reduce vehicle size, number and time in the city. To help improve air quality.

Investment in agriculture to produce food that is more sustainable & healthy for the public.

Remove vat from fruit, veg and other healthy foods like fresh fish.

Introduce a digital bill of rights

....end of day 1."

Agree with all of this. Saves me typing!! I would add that everyone who earns over a certain amount and large corporations pay 60% tax though.

Furthermore. All nurses, ambulance staff, fire crew and police etc would receive a massive pay increase.

It is absolutely abhorrent that they earn less than politicians.

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If I were to become PM, I would...

Introduce, or review, a cap for MP expenses, and change the claim system. It would no longer be a claim for what you've spent, it would be a percentage based claim, dependant on the type of claim you are making i.e travel, accomodation, food. Each type of claim would have an upper limit you are able to claim for. Travel, from your constituency to the House of Commons, in other words political duty travel, would be at 100% reimbursement.

I would increase the minimum wage. I would take advice as to the level set. On a 37 hr week, at £10, this is an annual salary of 17.7k. This would reduce the strain on the welfare bill, as the number of in work claimants would be reduced.

I would review the benefits sanction system. This would include reducing the number of sanctions given to currently manipulate employment figures. Those on JSA would not be placed on workplace programmes for companies like Poundland, unless the company is willing to pay the difference that should be earned, beyond the individuals fortnightly JSA payments. Therefore, if a claimant is working 20 hrs per week, they would be payed their JSA by the Govt, and a top-up to make up the correct amount, at minimum wage, for the hours worked in the fortnightly period. They would also be delivered career transition workshops in order to improve their basic numeracy and literacy skills, tailoring CVs for each job application and other such skills that would be beneficial during their job search.

I would introduce an NHS tax, this would be set at 2% and be specifically isolated for the NHS. A structural reorganisation would also be implemented within the NHS. This would redistribute the budget from the higher echelons of NHS management, especially those who are incapable of meeting the needs of the service, to enable more nurses, doctors or health care assistants to be employed.

I would raise the upper limit of income tax by 2.5%. I would also introduce an additional tax bracket, between the current middle and upper limits. The income this would apply to would corrrlate to that of MPs. MPs would always fit in this new tax bracket. At the current MPs income, this would be around the 70-75k mark. The rate of tax would be dictated by economic advisors to allow this tax to be fair and useful in its delivery.

Bedroom tax would be scrapped.

Council tax would be re-evaluated, so the average tax across all councils would match up, as currently there are similar council boroughs where a £400 difference in the yearly average is not uncommon. This re-evaluation would take into account the services necessary for each tax area.

I would ban the issue of zero hour contracts, unless the applicant has specifically asked for such a contract and signed documentation that is to be filed and kept for the duration of his employment.

I would also restructure the justice system that is currently present and rife with misrepresentation and malpractice. This would be to improve the efficiemcy and accuracy of the judiciary. There will also be cctv systems implemented in all juror deliberation areas. Jurors will be required to submit paperwork, post verdict, as to their reasons for their verdict. There will be no names allocated, but they will receive a juror number to annotate on the paperwork. This will be filed, along with cctv recordings and transcripts with the rest of the applicable case files.

Jurors will also be required to return for sentencing of the individual, if they deliver a guilty verdict. In serious cases, these individuals are deciding the fate of a person's life, and should be present when this decision impacts upon the life of the accused, and their family.

I will also change the necessity for the residing judge to sign off any request for trial transcripts. This should be applied to the head of the court and, providing that the appellant has included the correct cost for printing the transcripts, it will be provided.

*I will accept any and all endorsements. Those members whom would like to be a member of my cabinet, please apply through PMs

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