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Have I missed any PENIS USES..? Help please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

COMPLETE LIST OF PENIS CAPABILITIES over 60 responses from last weekend ....have I missed any uses?

Recap - DO YOU REALISE that a penis represents less than one percent of the total male human anatomy! The penis impact upon the psyche can be profound it has been said!

AFTER OUR ... serious data collection on fab last weekend .... and to try to understand the proliferation of cock shots... the results of the research for its (PENIS) capability are as follows :-

Men carry it

Pee with it

Talk to it

Compare with it

Have sex with it

Control it

Play with it

Impress others with it

Hide it

Show it off

Blame it

Name it

Groom it

Talk about it

Adjust it

Expose it to the great outdoors

Make it a porn star in its own vids

Find a friend FOR IT to play with

Dress it in little outfits

Serious chess tournament participation for Shaggydog

Help create a prosthetic for Ace Winger

Lift weights with it

Propeller, windmill & helicopter substitute (something tells me chaps do this a lot)

Tent pole

Towel rack

Drink stirrer - cold drinks

Donut holder

Onion ring server (so want to try that)

It grows and retracts

Puppetry was popular

Wooden ring holder for curtain hanging

Kitchen towel holder

Antidepressant substitute )makes people happy)

Animal impersonator such as baby elephant, giraffe, snake and dinosaur

It is a philosopher

Open book holder (fastener)

Apparently it uses a keyboard to type

Sword / laser fighter

Pee writing instrument

It's an algorithm of spine

Use it as a pastry brush for egg wash

Being handsome and making a sky remote look good

It can bring tears to eyes

It can be transformed

Alien creature that can spit out of its eye

Protein injector

As a sundial

Capable of misdirection (not peeing straight)

As a thermometer

As a chew toy it was suggested

As an indicator of when to approach

It can dance

As a weapon to hit foreheads and cheeks

Stir ex mother in laws cold soup

As A substitute bat for table tennis

A dibber (making holes in a garden bed for planting)

Sperm delivery equipment

Replacement Sherbert dabber

Bingo dabber

Hoopla pole

Substitute Frankfurt for a hot dog bun

Fly Paper

Apparently thinking with it ....

Yet to be Proven .....

1. Relieve stress - support pole for new design of giant widget spinner

2. Opening a can of paint

AND

There is no support from u chaps for .....

3. As a fly swatter !!! (That's just a lie !)

Have I missed anything ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To do the helicopter

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Cd rack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To do the helicopter "

It was in the list so many times last week - it is above compiled list - I think you chaps do this a lot - perhaps it needs to be the new fab shots ... I love a Chinook .... hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cd rack"

I left that off as I don't see how that it can be a cd rack - explain .... u obviously have personal experience with this one ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To do the helicopter

It was in the list so many times last week - it is above compiled list - I think you chaps do this a lot - perhaps it needs to be the new fab shots ... I love a Chinook .... hehe "

Note to self ....must read OP more carefully

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To do the helicopter

It was in the list so many times last week - it is above compiled list - I think you chaps do this a lot - perhaps it needs to be the new fab shots ... I love a Chinook .... hehe

Note to self ....must read OP more carefully "

Not at all darling ..... I think it was almost it's main function - a lot of u chaps love doing that xx mwah

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Frisky repellant at the moment lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cd rack

I left that off as I don't see how that it can be a cd rack - explain .... u obviously have personal experience with this one .... "

I suppose a skinny one could be used to store CD's

What about a zero calorie replacement for a lollipop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex and I once bought one of those paint kits with water based paint, used my little fella as a paint brush.

It's harder to use than a brush though XD

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

a face moisturizer for women hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vagina massager, also a sperm dispenser for babies, heart burn and sore throats

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Frisky repellant at the moment lol! "

Ahhhh that's a new one ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cd rack

I left that off as I don't see how that it can be a cd rack - explain .... u obviously have personal experience with this one ....

I suppose a skinny one could be used to store CD's

What about a zero calorie replacement for a lollipop "

Only zero calories if she doesn't swallow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cd rack

I left that off as I don't see how that it can be a cd rack - explain .... u obviously have personal experience with this one ....

I suppose a skinny one could be used to store CD's

What about a zero calorie replacement for a lollipop "

Defo a new one calorie free lollipop - tick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cd rack

I left that off as I don't see how that it can be a cd rack - explain .... u obviously have personal experience with this one ....

I suppose a skinny one could be used to store CD's

What about a zero calorie replacement for a lollipop

Only zero calories if she doesn't swallow "

THIS IS TRUE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stress toy

to dial phone with

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A vagina massager, also a sperm dispenser for babies, heart burn and sore throats "

Some already on the compiled research above - heart burn ... explain ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A vagina massager, also a sperm dispenser for babies, heart burn and sore throats

Some already on the compiled research above - heart burn ... explain ??? "

Kind of like man made gaviscon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stress toy

to dial phone with"

Stress toy done already see list ....

Phone dialer..... has been suggested keyboard warrior - have u dialed the phone with it ..... these must be provan !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a face moisturizer for women hehe "

Nthat was left off the list last week - well done !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ex and I once bought one of those paint kits with water based paint, used my little fella as a paint brush.

It's harder to use than a brush though XD"

Glad u had fun - already on completed list darling ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chin rest (when your sucking on balls)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As proved by my lovely chum Naked Mr Darcy, a handy place to hang your handbag in a club

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"a face moisturizer for women hehe

Nthat was left off the list last week - well done !!! "
glad to help

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

The fly swatter is true, honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A chin rest (when your sucking on balls) "

Very good point - tick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The fly swatter is true, honest "

PROVE IT .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As proved by my lovely chum Naked Mr Darcy, a handy place to hang your handbag in a club "

Well - he's been working out then - proven so added to the list ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone say we think with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you missed mine out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did anyone say we think with it? "

Yes it's the last one on the list .... hehe good to have two brains

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you missed mine out "

Noooooooooo - paint with it - abstract

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