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Wot have your ''loveley'' pets dun to you that thay shoodount have ?  | |||
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"No pets no problem "One of our "Pet" spiders keeps leaving bits of it's web across door ways. At the perfect height to garrotte me as I walk through. Cal | |||
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"I woken up to find that 1 of the cats has been chooing on the rigging of my 2 ft sale shop model and has toetarley reked it
Wot have your ''loveley'' pets dun to you that thay shoodount have ? "Shit on my bed while I was sleeping in it! | |||
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"No pets no problem
One of our "Pet" spiders keeps leaving bits of it's web across door ways. At the perfect height to garrotte me as I walk through.
Cal "Are you shor its a pet ? | |||
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"My cat caught a bat and released it in my bedroom. It was flying round and round panic-stricken and I was trying to waft it out of the window with a tea towel. " It must have had fun catching it so it must have thort you wood to
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"I woken up to find that 1 of the cats has been chooing on the rigging of my 2 ft sale shop model and has toetarley reked it
Wot have your ''loveley'' pets dun to you that thay shoodount have ?
Shit on my bed while I was sleeping in it! " I'm glad mine don't do that. | |||
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"I woken up to find that 1 of the cats has been chooing on the rigging of my 2 ft sale shop model and has toetarley reked it
Wot have your ''loveley'' pets dun to you that thay shoodount have ?
Shit on my bed while I was sleeping in it! "Just to let you know, I'm house trained if required  | |||
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"My cats have an obsession with my bath. If I'm stupid enough to accidentally leave the door open it's a guarantee I'll find a stinky cat log in there!"
2 of mine well sit in the bath cos thay like to drink from the tap. Thay have never left a log thow.
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"The fish went and died. Selfish " I'm not shor if that is a joke or not  | |||
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"No pets no problem
One of our "Pet" spiders keeps leaving bits of it's web across door ways. At the perfect height to garrotte me as I walk through.
Cal
Are you shor its a pet ? "Maybe its MY pet. I don't have this problem 
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I have trodden in more piles of entrails and body parts, dead pigeons etc - still warm - in the middle of the night than I care to remember
They caught a magpie when I was on holiday last year which flew round the kitchen pooing everywhere, I had to throw away the toaster because it couldn't be cleaned | |||
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"One of my past cats marked me as his territory by spraying my face as I dozed on the sofa
I have trodden in more piles of entrails and body parts, dead pigeons etc - still warm - in the middle of the night than I care to remember
They caught a magpie when I was on holiday last year which flew round the kitchen pooing everywhere, I had to throw away the toaster because it couldn't be cleaned"Dus your cat have red horns on its hed  | |||
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"One of my past cats marked me as his territory by spraying my face as I dozed on the sofa
I have trodden in more piles of entrails and body parts, dead pigeons etc - still warm - in the middle of the night than I care to remember
They caught a magpie when I was on holiday last year which flew round the kitchen pooing everywhere, I had to throw away the toaster because it couldn't be cleaned"Oh God | |||
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"One of my past cats marked me as his territory by spraying my face as I dozed on the sofa
I have trodden in more piles of entrails and body parts, dead pigeons etc - still warm - in the middle of the night than I care to remember
They caught a magpie when I was on holiday last year which flew round the kitchen pooing everywhere, I had to throw away the toaster because it couldn't be cleaned
Dus your cat have red horns on its hed "They all look very sweet and innocent but I'm sure they have invisible devil horns. They've also ruined by handbag by using it as a scratching post! | |||
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"The fish went and died. Selfish I'm not shor if that is a joke or not "Maybe if he'd said it was shellfish   | |||
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"The fish went and died. Selfish I'm not shor if that is a joke or not
Maybe if he'd said it was shellfish "Lol | |||
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"Our dearly departed ferret left a poo on our Sega Dreamcast which was on display with our other consoles. Obviously a Nintendo fan." Lol | |||
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"The fish went and died. Selfish I'm not shor if that is a joke or not "No it's not unfortunately. The tank was looking a bit grubby. Gave it a good clean with all the right stuff. Two dead fish yesterday  | |||
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"The fish went and died. Selfish I'm not shor if that is a joke or not
Maybe if he'd said it was shellfish " | |||
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"My cat caught a bat and released it in my bedroom. It was flying round and round panic-stricken and I was trying to waft it out of the window with a tea towel. " The great outdoors movie just came to mind | |||
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He used to destroy any door mats we used to have, and chewed and clawed the front door so badly we had to replace it 
He's a much happier chap now though  | |||
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The same cat also opened the hamster cage and presented me with the dead hamster
My baby boy cat recently sprayed my new leather bag, and it still stinks | |||
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"I bought a lovely (and very expensive) flat screen TV when they were pretty new. One of my cats tried to sit on top of it and knocked it flying. I don't think there was any part of the screen not covered in a web of cracks. " I distinctly remember them being advertised on gumtree for about an hour, until you calmed down and removed the ad | |||
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