FabSwingers.com forum: Right who's next??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!! "

You haven't done me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on then, head to naughty towers. Let's make it 5998 to go.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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omg men are people too and need some seduction, a little sweet talking and some loving. you can't just open your legs and expect a flood of dicks to rush in.

#crywank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!! "

You have not shagged me yet you little strumpet but then again in a d*unken supour at a party once i seem to recall a certain "steel heels" giving me one .....hmmmmmm it could have been you ??? (completely tongue in cheek reply) before the trolls comment ha ha ???.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!!

it doesn't work if you have to explain it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"omg men are people too and need some seduction, a little sweet talking and some loving. you can't just open your legs and expect a flood of dicks to rush in.

#crywank"

#crywank

I'm not expecting a rush. They can queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!!

it doesn't work if you have to explain it

Bad girl......naughty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!!

You haven't done me."

Do you like mushroom soup?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!!

You haven't done me.

Do you like mushroom soup?"

Do you want that coffee ground enema or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe those 6,000 are all fake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!!

You haven't done me.

Do you like mushroom soup?

Do you want that coffee ground enema or not?"

After you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"maybe those 6,000 are all fake

Get yer coat you've pulled

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You haven't done me either.

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By *teveoabcMan
over a year ago

banbury

"I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!! "

Jeez at least buy me dinner first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!!

You haven't done me.

Do you like mushroom soup?"

More oxtail myself.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!!

You haven't done me.

Do you like mushroom soup?

More oxtail myself."

reply faster, i'm fapping to this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on lads, single file and get the blood pumping. It's all about efficiency.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Come on lads, single file and get the blood pumping. It's all about efficiency.

Who says she's just after blokes?

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!! "

Well as strange as it seems , of the 27,000 online we also only have the choice of 6,000 we haven't already shagged .

What makes it stranger still is we haven't yet met you , so let's make it 5,999

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By *rontmanMan
over a year ago

Derby and often London

Saving the best until last?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on lads, single file and get the blood pumping. It's all about efficiency.

Who says she's just after blokes?"

I was going to put ladies too in brackets but I didn't want to sound cheesy. Should we do separate lines?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!!

You haven't done me.

Do you like mushroom soup?

Do you want that coffee ground enema or not?

After you

We can share

Cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you might not want a big percentage off the 6000 left x

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!! "

Fab all our pics and blow some smoke up our arses, then we *might* consider it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!!

Fab all our pics and blow some smoke up our arses, then we *might* consider it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I take a ticket or flash me gash? (It's extremely hairy at the moment)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on lads, single file and get the blood pumping. It's all about efficiency.

Who says she's just after blokes?

I was going to put ladies too in brackets but I didn't want to sound cheesy. Should we do separate lines?"

How long is your line?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair play to ya.I'm finding it hard to get 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on lads, single file and get the blood pumping. It's all about efficiency.

Who says she's just after blokes?

I was going to put ladies too in brackets but I didn't want to sound cheesy. Should we do separate lines?

How long is your line?

Below the belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is all about demographics lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women. Always blinking complaining. .. lol

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"It is all about demographics lol."

Plus she needs patience right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is all about demographics lol.

Plus she needs patience right?"
That is right too, patience is the key lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is all about demographics lol.

Plus she needs patience right?That is right too, patience is the key lol."

And plenty of lube.

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

the moon

"I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!! "

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"It is all about demographics lol.

Plus she needs patience right?That is right too, patience is the key lol.

And plenty of lube."

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

I've not had the pleasure....ready and very willing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lies! You haven't got the platinum fab badge for five thousand fucks yet on your profile! Shameful

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Looking for 6000 and I'm still not even approached .. pfft

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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People fuck here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok only 5,840 to go...

*pants*

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Ok only 5,840 to go...

*pants*"

put your phone down so you can finish off more men at once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok only 5,840 to go...

*pants*

put your phone down so you can finish off more men at once."

It's dried up now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People fuck here? "
That is a good one lol.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"People fuck here? That is a good one lol."

I'm hilarious.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Ok only 5,840 to go...

*pants*

put your phone down so you can finish off more men at once.

It's dried up now.

pretty sure someone suggested lube earlier up the thread?

come on woman, don't let fab down here. plus i'm unable to fill my quota of fucks tonight so need you to do mine as well.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Are you counting the fab straights as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you counting the fab straights as well?"

Yep. Get yer kit off.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Now how did I miss this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now how did I miss this

Is it really 3 years since Jaydees??!!

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I'm always running late to these things...

So can I go last....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Now how did I miss this

Is it really 3 years since Jaydees??!!

Yep and I want a return with you real soon

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Are you counting the fab straights as well?

Yep. Get yer kit off. "

Will you be doing the wimmin next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find anyone that I haven't shagged already. It says over 27,000 online so I know there's 6,000 for me still to have a go at.

Why is this site such hard work??!! "
well I did offer...

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I've not been tutshed by anyone

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