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By *uckOfTheBay OP   Man
over a year ago

Mold

Do you have any?

For example, shoes off at the front door;

knickers off at the bottom of the stairs?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Only one. Respect us like we respect you.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Don't come empty handed... bring biscuits

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By *uckOfTheBay OP   Man
over a year ago

Mold

What's that "friends for dinner" TV programme?

Can't abide it when they go nosing around the upstairs rooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes off and be respectful of my home.

Trousers off before you go upstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No running.

I have young children and wooden floors.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Shoes off and don't nick anything from me!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

No, as people entering my home are family and friends or tradesmen who know how to respect my home without any instructions from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respect our home and us.

No smoking.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Cock out - message to Mr

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

No life's too short for silly rules!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No smoking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware of the dog

Enter at your own peril

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By *wFunGuy4YouMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Only one i have is..... Respect them and there house/place your visiting and you will get it back too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clothes off at the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone raises there voice or starts thinking about causing an argument they get turfed out. I've never had an argument in my gaff, and I never will.

On a lighter note if your not drinking and we are at one of my parties, we get to stick post it notes on you, we're allowed to write anything, and you can't take them off. Silly I know, but youll drink with me next time, that's a promise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to stroke my pussy before you leave.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone raises there voice or starts thinking about causing an argument they get turfed out. I've never had an argument in my gaff, and I never will.

On a lighter note if your not drinking and we are at one of my parties, we get to stick post it notes on you, we're allowed to write anything, and you can't take them off. Silly I know, but youll drink with me next time, that's a promise. "

That's me fucked at the social then.

PTU xxx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Kettles in the kitchen, 3 sugars in mine

Don't feel the need to tell me you need the loo, just go. I aint fussed.

Be prepared to leave with dog hair somewhere on ya. My dog lives here, you don't. It's not ideal I know, so feel free to come in trackies if you don't want your decent trousers to get hairs on.

Last but not least... I've got fuck all worth nicking but what I have got is mine, and I'll break your nose if you even think about it

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

use your manners and dont trash my place..usually directed at other peoples kids..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only rule we have is you take us as you find us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kettles in the kitchen, 3 sugars in mine

"

3 sugars? Your Tea is slowly turning into a CocaCola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone raises there voice or starts thinking about causing an argument they get turfed out. I've never had an argument in my gaff, and I never will.

On a lighter note if your not drinking and we are at one of my parties, we get to stick post it notes on you, we're allowed to write anything, and you can't take them off. Silly I know, but youll drink with me next time, that's a promise.

That's me fucked at the social then.

PTU xxx "

We all wish.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Kettles in the kitchen, 3 sugars in mine

3 sugars? Your Tea is slowly turning into a CocaCola "

Coffee

Don't tell hatter but I don't like tea

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London


"No running.

I have young children and wooden floors.

"

I thought that said

I have YOUR children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kettles in the kitchen, 3 sugars in mine

Don't feel the need to tell me you need the loo, just go. I aint fussed.

Be prepared to leave with dog hair somewhere on ya. My dog lives here, you don't. It's not ideal I know, so feel free to come in trackies if you don't want your decent trousers to get hairs on.

Last but not least... I've got fuck all worth nicking but what I have got is mine, and I'll break your nose if you even think about it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone raises there voice or starts thinking about causing an argument they get turfed out. I've never had an argument in my gaff, and I never will.

On a lighter note if your not drinking and we are at one of my parties, we get to stick post it notes on you, we're allowed to write anything, and you can't take them off. Silly I know, but youll drink with me next time, that's a promise.

That's me fucked at the social then.

PTU xxx

We all wish. "

Hahaha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No running.

I have young children and wooden floors.

I thought that said

I have YOUR children "

Ha! I have enough on my plate with my two, nevermind anyone else's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nice or fuck off.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"What's that "friends for dinner" TV programme?

Can't abide it when they go nosing around the upstairs rooms

"

Come dine with me.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"If anyone raises there voice or starts thinking about causing an argument they get turfed out. I've never had an argument in my gaff, and I never will.

On a lighter note if your not drinking and we are at one of my parties, we get to stick post it notes on you, we're allowed to write anything, and you can't take them off. Silly I know, but youll drink with me next time, that's a promise. "

Do you really do that or is it a joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone raises there voice or starts thinking about causing an argument they get turfed out. I've never had an argument in my gaff, and I never will.

On a lighter note if your not drinking and we are at one of my parties, we get to stick post it notes on you, we're allowed to write anything, and you can't take them off. Silly I know, but youll drink with me next time, that's a promise.

Do you really do that or is it a joke? "

haha.. I dont do that.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Say 'please' and ensure I'm satisfied if you want the handcuffs unlocked.

Ensure you are free for a reasonable time scale.

Respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave your misery at the front gate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, as people entering my home are family and friends or tradesmen who know how to respect my home without any instructions from me. "

This, and no smoking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a problem with my dog then don't bother entering!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Oh yeah no smoking,take your manky habit outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave your misery at the front gate. "

I like that

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If you dont like cats dont bother. Apart from that make yourself at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the back door and no phones in the living room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our rules are: turn up, bring gin, be yourself, laugh lots. Also understand that I still make tea like a Southerner.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

i have one where the neglected kids in my area aren't allowed in my house at all, and my kids aren't allowed to sneak food out to them either.

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

Turn up and don't forget a case load of mutual respect.

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley


"Clothes off at the door. "

...and just in case - don't keep your socks on?

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Be respectful,

First visit your a guest, the second visit you know where everything is so make yourself at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kettles in the kitchen, 3 sugars in mine

3 sugars? Your Tea is slowly turning into a CocaCola

Coffee

Don't tell hatter but I don't like tea "

Look at you two getting on. How lovely

Peachfuzz

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