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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are three mistakes someone could make on the first meet with you that would automatically make you turn down a second meet with them?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"What are three mistakes someone could make on the first meet with you that would automatically make you turn down a second meet with them?"

They would only have to make one. Sometimes you just dont hit it off with someone or a second meet just isnt possible. But if they did one thing to piss me off then they wouldnt get a return match. Like the guy who walked in to a dinner party i was having and put a cider can down on my set table

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

1 - Get d*unk

2 - slap my face becasue I've "let" an Asian guy touch her

3 - throw up in my car

And yes, it did happen!

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"What are three mistakes someone could make on the first meet with you that would automatically make you turn down a second meet with them?"

well after second meet gushing all over my bed and the first my living floor should get a third chance mmmmm yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 - Get d*unk

2 - slap my face becasue I've "let" an Asian guy touch her

3 - throw up in my car

And yes, it did happen!"

Wow that was some night!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I've seen a woman insert one bowling ball, a fair old way too, but ten is just impossible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've seen a woman insert one bowling ball, a fair old way too, but ten is just impossible. "

I know i am going to regret asking but insert where?????

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I've seen a woman insert one bowling ball, a fair old way too, but ten is just impossible.

I know i am going to regret asking but insert where?????

shit, soz, my mistake, i meant the bowling pin

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Mind you i have seen peeps, mostly men, insert their balls into their holdalls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore me to death with uninspiring conversations.

Bad personal hygiene.

Ungentlemanly behaviours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bore me to death with uninspiring conversations.

Bad personal hygiene.

Ungentlemanly behaviours."
i have to agree with you on bad hygene. I woudnt meet again under those circumstances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We only ever play with couples and single men and the problems we've experienced have always been with couples where the girl wants to play with Siren, her partner wants to play with Siren too but when I want some fun they've said no, yet we've made it clear we're full swap or nothing. That's happened a couple of times but only in clubs. Single guys have never been a problem once we've decided on who we want to play with and they've always been courteous and respectful, and more importantly, they've remembered that I'm there too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hygiene and Manners....

neither cost anything....and both are the most important thing to me....not just in meets,but in life as well.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

piss us off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the other couple fall out with each other, it does spoil the moment

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

a woman with a bigger cock than me

someone who answers the door and I scream instantly

a man who introduces himself as Harold Shipman and offers me a hot drink first

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By *Y MAN n MECouple
over a year ago

FIFE

These are afew that really piss us off....

Arranging to meet then not turn up with no excuse or apology!

Saying they are bi when they clearly are not when playing!

Photos on profiles that are not what the person is like in the flesh....

Dishonesty....

Need we go on????

We just expect others to treat us with the same level of respect as we give them....to much to ask????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant stand peeps that go on and on about how fantastic they are.....

We had a meet with 2 couples the first couple kept telling us they wouldnt dream of playing with the others because they were beneth them. We made our excuses and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not turning up when agreed and not letting you know!

dirty smelly fookers!!

bad manners!!

that's the main ones I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad manners unhygenic (but wouldnt play the first meet) getting d*unk and only wanting soft swap after arranged full before meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after being invited round for a morning call...

A lady wearing skanky slippers

and wearing a skanky dressing gown

and just that feeling of 'have you showered yet?'...

goodbye

all for real, after a couple of previously good meets

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Ok firstly, lack of eye contact, without that nothing is gona happen!

Looking like they have just rolled out of the pub and stinking of beer!

Attempting to play bare back!!!!

Yes they have all happened too! grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lack of personal hygiene (esp bad breath)

insincerity (eg inattention cos too busy watching partner)

disrespect - (eg taking or suggesting photos and saying "It's all right, won't show your face".)

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Knocking one out on the doorstep whilst waiting for me to answer the bell.

Turning up with a bottle of formaldehyde.

Wearing ladies underwear and realising they belong to my mum.

Those 3 might put me off meeting them again.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Attempting to play bareback, had that one recently.

Being too big for normal condoms, yet not supplying their own, that do fit, and suggesting it would be so much better, and easier if they went bareback.

Not bringing their own condoms. I prefer to use my own, but at least make an effort!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knocking one out on the doorstep whilst waiting for me to answer the bell.

Turning up with a bottle of formaldehyde.

Wearing ladies underwear and realising they belong to my mum.

Those 3 might put me off meeting them again.

only MIGHT put you of!!!! lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knocking one out on the doorstep whilst waiting for me to answer the bell.

Turning up with a bottle of formaldehyde.

Wearing ladies underwear and realising they belong to my mum.

Those 3 might put me off meeting them again.

*hides bottle and changes underwear quickly*

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