FabSwingers.com forum: WHAT'S THE BEST STATUS EVER

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the best status you've ever seen ?

Chaps loved mine last week ....

Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn't get laid ...a unicorn dies !

What is your favourite FAB status

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

My own one from last week..

"I need something as satisfying as a Twix when you're really hungry"

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

I think I had something along the lines of...

'A first for me. Just cleaned out the heat exchanger on my tumble dryer. Remember girls, that should be done monthly...'

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Anyone want to play with my Penis Fly Swatter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My own one from last week..

"I need something as satisfying as a Twix when you're really hungry""

I like that - one of my girly friends on fab had a kitkat instead of twice on her status (similar to yours) and he turned up with it .......18 months later - they are married and a baby on the way ... FAB STATUS - chocolate marriage and babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" What's the best status you've ever seen ?

Chaps loved mine last week ....

Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn't get laid ...a unicorn dies !

What is your favourite FAB status

Property of TheSlutHunter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I had something along the lines of...

'A first for me. Just cleaned out the heat exchanger on my tumble dryer. Remember girls, that should be done monthly...'"

And that brought them flocking to you my sweet ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone want to play with my Penis Fly Swatter?

Wow how inventive ?

NOT TRUE THOUGH - can a man use it as a fly swatter ?

Mind you a penis has many capabilities..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine

Apparently a regular Blow Job can lower a man's risk of heart disease. I'm not stingy. I want to save lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a bit pants today but it's honest

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mine

Apparently a regular Blow Job can lower a man's risk of heart disease. I'm not stingy. I want to save lives

yours wins lol . my hearts feeling a bit weak today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine

Apparently a regular Blow Job can lower a man's risk of heart disease. I'm not stingy. I want to save lives

That's fantastic .... so nobel .... we need to do our bit for the male race !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine

Apparently a regular Blow Job can lower a man's risk of heart disease. I'm not stingy. I want to save lives

That's fantastic .... so nobel .... we need to do our bit for the male race !

I know the benefits of that, they have saved my life twice already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines a bit pants today but it's honest

Yes it is pants .... change it ....I make scrummy cakes ladies ... let me make you a tea ... mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine

Apparently a regular Blow Job can lower a man's risk of heart disease. I'm not stingy. I want to save lives

yours wins lol . my hearts feeling a bit weak today

Good try - I think you need to send out an appeal ...

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

Mine

I am offering fab addiction counselling . Book your place before they fill up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines a bit pants today but it's honest

Yes it is pants .... change it ....I make scrummy cakes ladies ... let me make you a tea ... mwah xx

I make scrummy cakes ladies ... let me make you a tasty treat ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was:

Deep throating my lunchtime banana...... the site office has gone very quiet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine

I am offering fab addiction counselling . Book your place before they fill up"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine was:

Deep throating my lunchtime banana...... the site office has gone very quiet.

What a giggle - love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After the election...

Parliament isn't the only thing that's hung... (or something to that effect)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After the election...

Parliament isn't the only thing that's hung... (or something to that effect) "

That's funny - smile

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