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"I am Not. I'm gonna go sleep soon. That was pretty cruel Bladey and I'm semi sorry x" I'll get you back on Saturday  | |||
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"It's going to be 1 long arse night. So who else is working the dead shift "Not you obviously!  | |||
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"It's going to be 1 long arse night. So who else is working the dead shift
Not you obviously! "Obviously  | |||
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"It's going to be 1 long arse night. So who else is working the dead shift "As much as I would like to. I've already worked 18 hours today so I'm going to pass. Have fun though | |||
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"i'm having a great time,even thought of the black eyed peas song when i read this. try and find a version of the skeleton of cadavra online, it looks so funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30YlC-fQU34 trailer only."I might just do that. Stick the kettle on about half 7 and I'll see you in the morning | |||
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"Sorry Bladey, I've got the bed to myself & about to starfish!! Don't work too hard..... JG xx " You lot are so mean  | |||
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"i'm having a great time,even thought of the black eyed peas song when i read this. try and find a version of the skeleton of cadavra online, it looks so funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30YlC-fQU34 trailer only.
I might just do that. Stick the kettle on about half 7 and I'll see you in the morning "the door bell might wake me up. keep ringing it until it does, my sister wakes me up this way. | |||
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"i'm having a great time,even thought of the black eyed peas song when i read this. try and find a version of the skeleton of cadavra online, it looks so funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30YlC-fQU34 trailer only.
I might just do that. Stick the kettle on about half 7 and I'll see you in the morning
the door bell might wake me up. keep ringing it until it does, my sister wakes me up this way. "Love to see your face if I did..... Well second thoughts that might not be as funny as I 1st imagined | |||
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"i'm having a great time,even thought of the black eyed peas song when i read this. try and find a version of the skeleton of cadavra online, it looks so funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30YlC-fQU34 trailer only."First thing when I saw this thread was that tonight's gunna be a good night lol | |||
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"So, it would be fair to say you ride a bike fire blade" Mehhh I have a passing interest in them | |||
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"Does looking after a toddler who refuses to sleep, count as the night shift? "No not at all I got it much easyer x | |||
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"i'm having a great time,even thought of the black eyed peas song when i read this. try and find a version of the skeleton of cadavra online, it looks so funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30YlC-fQU34 trailer only.
I might just do that. Stick the kettle on about half 7 and I'll see you in the morning
the door bell might wake me up. keep ringing it until it does, my sister wakes me up this way.
Love to see your face if I did..... Well second thoughts that might not be as funny as I 1st imagined "i won't have my teeth in. you have been warned.
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"Look at the bastard time I know it's going backwards "I'm on the morning shift,start at 6. Guess which dickhead fell asleep around 7 watching tv and didn't wake up while 12:30. Yep... me. | |||
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"So, it would be fair to say you ride a bike fire blade Mehhh I have a passing interest in them " Should change my name to Gixxer but i might blow my cover | |||
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"i'm having a great time,even thought of the black eyed peas song when i read this. try and find a version of the skeleton of cadavra online, it looks so funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30YlC-fQU34 trailer only.
I might just do that. Stick the kettle on about half 7 and I'll see you in the morning
the door bell might wake me up. keep ringing it until it does, my sister wakes me up this way.
Love to see your face if I did..... Well second thoughts that might not be as funny as I 1st imagined
i won't have my teeth in. you have been warned.
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"Look at the bastard time I know it's going backwards
I'm on the morning shift,start at 6. Guess which dickhead fell asleep around 7 watching tv and didn't wake up while 12:30.
Yep... me."Awch | |||
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"Does looking after a toddler who refuses to sleep, count as the night shift? "god yes | |||
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"i'm having a great time,even thought of the black eyed peas song when i read this. try and find a version of the skeleton of cadavra online, it looks so funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30YlC-fQU34 trailer only.
I might just do that. Stick the kettle on about half 7 and I'll see you in the morning
the door bell might wake me up. keep ringing it until it does, my sister wakes me up this way.
Love to see your face if I did..... Well second thoughts that might not be as funny as I 1st imagined
i won't have my teeth in. you have been warned.
Could be interesting "you can't say anything on here. 
night, i'm off.
i'll let you know when the skeleton of casavra is delivered, i found a copy on ebay so had to buy it. | |||
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"i'm having a great time,even thought of the black eyed peas song when i read this. try and find a version of the skeleton of cadavra online, it looks so funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30YlC-fQU34 trailer only.
I might just do that. Stick the kettle on about half 7 and I'll see you in the morning
the door bell might wake me up. keep ringing it until it does, my sister wakes me up this way.
Love to see your face if I did..... Well second thoughts that might not be as funny as I 1st imagined
i won't have my teeth in. you have been warned.
Could be interesting
you can't say anything on here.
night, i'm off.
i'll let you know when the skeleton of casavra is delivered, i found a copy on ebay so had to buy it. "I'll look forward to it. Night night sweet x | |||
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"And here we are again.." I'm holding your hand and helping you through... Breathe breathe... Gas n air? | |||
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"And here we are again.. I'm holding your hand and helping you through... Breathe breathe... Gas n air? " Thought you'd long since departed for the wooden hill | |||
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"I'm still awake and I'm not at work. "Least I've an excuse for being up at such a silly time | |||
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"And here we are again.. I'm holding your hand and helping you through... Breathe breathe... Gas n air? Thought you'd long since departed for the wooden hill "Erm, not quite. The antibiotics are having that well known side effect on ones tummy.  | |||
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"And here we are again.. I'm holding your hand and helping you through... Breathe breathe... Gas n air? Thought you'd long since departed for the wooden hill
Erm, not quite. The antibiotics are having that well known side effect on ones tummy. "Do we need to evacuate the thread | |||
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"And here we are again.. I'm holding your hand and helping you through... Breathe breathe... Gas n air? Thought you'd long since departed for the wooden hill
Erm, not quite. The antibiotics are having that well known side effect on ones tummy.
Do we need to evacuate the thread "You know me dear, I'm too honest for my own good.
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"The time will pass much quicker if ya don't clock watch Bladey "Really. You know in 20 years of doing this I'd never thought of that | |||
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"And here we are again.. I'm holding your hand and helping you through... Breathe breathe... Gas n air? Thought you'd long since departed for the wooden hill
Erm, not quite. The antibiotics are having that well known side effect on ones tummy.
Do we need to evacuate the thread
You know me dear, I'm too honest for my own good.
*has toilet duck on standby*"Phew you really are 1 of the lads aren't you. Sweaty bitch | |||
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"And here we are again.. I'm holding your hand and helping you through... Breathe breathe... Gas n air? Thought you'd long since departed for the wooden hill
Erm, not quite. The antibiotics are having that well known side effect on ones tummy.
Do we need to evacuate the thread
You know me dear, I'm too honest for my own good.
*has toilet duck on standby*
Phew you really are 1 of the lads aren't you. Sweaty bitch "If I had balls I'd scratch them even when they didn't itch. | |||
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"I'm still awake and I'm not at work.
Least I've an excuse for being up at such a silly time "I will just say kids. X | |||
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"And here we are again.. I'm holding your hand and helping you through... Breathe breathe... Gas n air? Thought you'd long since departed for the wooden hill
Erm, not quite. The antibiotics are having that well known side effect on ones tummy.
Do we need to evacuate the thread
You know me dear, I'm too honest for my own good.
*has toilet duck on standby*
Phew you really are 1 of the lads aren't you. Sweaty bitch
If I had balls I'd scratch them even when they didn't itch. "I bet you get away with wearing your sock in bed to | |||
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"I'm still awake and I'm not at work.
Least I've an excuse for being up at such a silly time
I will just say kids. X "Ahhh enough said | |||
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"And here we are again.. I'm holding your hand and helping you through... Breathe breathe... Gas n air? Thought you'd long since departed for the wooden hill
Erm, not quite. The antibiotics are having that well known side effect on ones tummy.
Do we need to evacuate the thread
You know me dear, I'm too honest for my own good.
*has toilet duck on standby*
Phew you really are 1 of the lads aren't you. Sweaty bitch
If I had balls I'd scratch them even when they didn't itch.
I bet you get away with wearing your sock in bed to "Course I would. I'm all cute | |||
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"And here we are again.. I'm holding your hand and helping you through... Breathe breathe... Gas n air? Thought you'd long since departed for the wooden hill
Erm, not quite. The antibiotics are having that well known side effect on ones tummy.
Do we need to evacuate the thread
You know me dear, I'm too honest for my own good.
*has toilet duck on standby*
Phew you really are 1 of the lads aren't you. Sweaty bitch
If I had balls I'd scratch them even when they didn't itch.
I bet you get away with wearing your sock in bed to
Course I would. I'm all cute "I know your cute and fun sized but what about the socks | |||
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"And here we are again.. I'm holding your hand and helping you through... Breathe breathe... Gas n air? Thought you'd long since departed for the wooden hill
Erm, not quite. The antibiotics are having that well known side effect on ones tummy.
Do we need to evacuate the thread
You know me dear, I'm too honest for my own good.
*has toilet duck on standby*
Phew you really are 1 of the lads aren't you. Sweaty bitch
If I had balls I'd scratch them even when they didn't itch.
I bet you get away with wearing your sock in bed to
Course I would. I'm all cute
I know your cute and fun sized but what about the socks "I have my own style. Toe socks rainbow ones. | |||
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"And here we are again.. I'm holding your hand and helping you through... Breathe breathe... Gas n air? Thought you'd long since departed for the wooden hill
Erm, not quite. The antibiotics are having that well known side effect on ones tummy.
Do we need to evacuate the thread
You know me dear, I'm too honest for my own good.
*has toilet duck on standby*
Phew you really are 1 of the lads aren't you. Sweaty bitch
If I had balls I'd scratch them even when they didn't itch.
I bet you get away with wearing your sock in bed to
Course I would. I'm all cute
I know your cute and fun sized but what about the socks
I have my own style. Toe socks rainbow ones."I prefer stockings myself. As you seen from the photo challenge | |||
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"The time will pass much quicker if ya don't clock watch Bladey
Really. You know in 20 years of doing this I'd never thought of that "I used to work 12 hr shifts on nights (pre smartphone era) in a particularly boring job and one of ma work mates used to keep coming over and saying, "Only another 8/7/6 hours to go" with a big grin on his face. We gaffa taped his mouth, greased his bollocks, put him in a stillage with a full one on top and left him there for a couple of hours 
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"Hope the clock tick tocks quickly for ya. I'm outta here xxx" Night sweet sleep well xx | |||
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"Everyone is going to sleep. I'm seriously considering going back downstairs and putting the kettle on x " Tea milk no sugar for me please xx | |||
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"Everyone is going to sleep. I'm seriously considering going back downstairs and putting the kettle on x " I could kill a brew right now | |||
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"Everyone is going to sleep. I'm seriously considering going back downstairs and putting the kettle on x I could kill a brew right now "Yes, and me. A nice cup of tea would go down a treat x | |||
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"Guess who can't sleep "Guess who had to go do a bit. Bloody cheek but I have blagged a early dart | |||
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"Guess who can't sleep
Guess who had to go do a bit. Bloody cheek but I have blagged a early dart "Erm.... Santa? | |||
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"Guess who can't sleep
Guess who had to go do a bit. Bloody cheek but I have blagged a early dart
Erm.... Santa? "Noooo silly his helper gowd don't you know nuffin | |||
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"Guess who can't sleep
Guess who had to go do a bit. Bloody cheek but I have blagged a early dart
Erm.... Santa?
Noooo silly his helper gowd don't you know nuffin "Rudolf? | |||
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"Guess who can't sleep
Guess who had to go do a bit. Bloody cheek but I have blagged a early dart
Erm.... Santa?
Noooo silly his helper gowd don't you know nuffin
Rudolf?"Prancer | |||
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"Guess who can't sleep
Guess who had to go do a bit. Bloody cheek but I have blagged a early dart
Erm.... Santa?
Noooo silly his helper gowd don't you know nuffin
Rudolf?
Prancer "Is that a hint at your dancing? I'm gonna try to snooze again. Gonna put something shite on the telly. Not fucking teleshopping though, I'd much prefer test card with the girl with the chalk board and freaky fucking clown thingy..... and that was slightly unsettling | |||
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"Guess who can't sleep
Guess who had to go do a bit. Bloody cheek but I have blagged a early dart
Erm.... Santa?
Noooo silly his helper gowd don't you know nuffin
Rudolf?
Prancer
Is that a hint at your dancing?
I'm gonna try to snooze again.
Gonna put something shite on the telly. Not fucking teleshopping though, I'd much prefer test card with the girl with the chalk board and freaky fucking clown thingy..... and that was slightly unsettling "Haha ok sweet see you soon. Hey my dear old nan used to say that was my sister but then she had lost her marbles by then | |||
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"Guess who can't sleep
Guess who had to go do a bit. Bloody cheek but I have blagged a early dart
Erm.... Santa?
Noooo silly his helper gowd don't you know nuffin
Rudolf?
Prancer
Is that a hint at your dancing?
I'm gonna try to snooze again.
Gonna put something shite on the telly. Not fucking teleshopping though, I'd much prefer test card with the girl with the chalk board and freaky fucking clown thingy..... and that was slightly unsettling
Haha ok sweet see you soon. Hey my dear old nan used to say that was my sister but then she had lost her marbles by then "The child or the freaky clown? 
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"Guess who can't sleep
Guess who had to go do a bit. Bloody cheek but I have blagged a early dart
Erm.... Santa?
Noooo silly his helper gowd don't you know nuffin
Rudolf?
Prancer
Is that a hint at your dancing?
I'm gonna try to snooze again.
Gonna put something shite on the telly. Not fucking teleshopping though, I'd much prefer test card with the girl with the chalk board and freaky fucking clown thingy..... and that was slightly unsettling
Haha ok sweet see you soon. Hey my dear old nan used to say that was my sister but then she had lost her marbles by then
The child or the freaky clown?
Night.
You watch... I'll be back in half hour haha"The child at the chalk bored think the freaky clown may have been me. I was very young at the time | |||
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