FabSwingers.com forum: Farting in bed

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you??

And if you do - you have to try and hold the covers over your partners head!!

It's the law!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're a proper charmer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah !!! It's one of my weak points lol

I'm dead romantic too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you??

And if you do - you have to try and hold the covers over your partners head!!

It's the law!!"

The old dutch oven eh? Priceless.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Often. My first wife farted in bed once and started wafting it about, in retaliation, saying "pwoaarr smell that". Little did she know, i'd let out a long silent but filthy, which she was busy sniffing up and gratifying herself with, while i cried into my pillow with laughter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Often. My first wife farted in bed once and started wafting it about, in retaliation, saying "pwoaarr smell that". Little did she know, i'd let out a long silent but filthy, which she was busy sniffing up and gratifying herself with, while i cried into my pillow with laughter

Hahaha - brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My FWB farted in my bed the first time I met him, the dirty devil XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha well done him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great for keeping warm in winter

Ooops. Did I just post that?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I've heard the neighbours chuckle at my early morning power farts. I really push them out with much force

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bottom is a perfume factory; I'm a lady, I don't do such a thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My bottom is a perfume factory; I'm a lady, I don't do such a thing

Stinky haha

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"My bottom is a perfume factory; I'm a lady, I don't do such a thing

Ladies stand up to fart in the bath. Women just sit there

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I can let rip with the best of them and I'm not afraid to tell ya. Mine are all bark and no bite though, they only stink when I'm unwell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can let rip with the best of them and I'm not afraid to tell ya. Mine are all bark and no bite though, they only stink when I'm unwell "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fabber gave me a Dutch oven on a meet before

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I can let rip with the best of them and I'm not afraid to tell ya. Mine are all bark and no bite though, they only stink when I'm unwell

Don't you give me those eyes PP.

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