FabSwingers.com forum: WHAT ELSE IS A PENIS CAPABLE OF?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

WHAT ELSE IS A PENIS CAPABLE OF?

What if I went to a profile and there were 13 penis pics .... I would think JUST WHY?????

So on this thought I did some light internet research.

DO YOU REALISE that a penis represents less than one percent of the total male human anatomy!

I was AMAZED. Penis less than 1% OMG

If it's less than one percent why 13 pics?

The penis impact upon the psyche can be profound it said!

They carry it

Pee with it

Talk to it

Compare with it

Have sex with it

Control it

Play with it

Impress others with it (it can do the sexual act),

Hide it

Show it off

Blame it

Name it

Groom it

Talk about it

Adjust it

Expose it to the great outdoors

Make it a porn star in its own vids

and

Find a friend FOR IT to play with

Is this the reason men make it their profile pic and send it to us?

WHAT ELSE IS IT CAPABLE OF?

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

There are profiles out there with 30 or more. Some people even go gold to break the 50 pics barrier so they can have more cock pics. By that point I'd be so determined to vary the pics that I'd have made little tiny sunglasses and a false moustache for it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its just a cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its just a cock

Yep only 1%

However its multifunction maybe the reason for it prolification on here.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are profiles out there with 30 or more. Some people even go gold to break the 50 pics barrier so they can have more cock pics. By that point I'd be so determined to vary the pics that I'd have made little tiny sunglasses and a false moustache for it!! "

Yes dress a cock wasn't on the list......

It could be added

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its just a cock

Yep only 1%

However its multifunction maybe the reason for it prolification on here.....

I would have thought senses like smell, touch, sight, hearing have far greater multifunction than a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine isn't just a cock. It has it's own brain. Recently it's taken up chess and is making quite an impact at county level.

I don't play, so it's bloody boring having to sit around at tournaments waiting for it to finish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine isn't just a cock. It has it's own brain. Recently it's taken up chess and is making quite an impact at county level.

I don't play, so it's bloody boring having to sit around at tournaments waiting for it to finish."

Youre a catch then ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine isn't just a cock. It has it's own brain. Recently it's taken up chess and is making quite an impact at county level.

I don't play, so it's bloody boring having to sit around at tournaments waiting for it to finish."

It must be difficult to NOT be occupied whilst it finishes a tournament ..... will it be playing in the Nationals by any chance - there maybe a few fannies watching I hear !!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't have one, so I've had to improvise

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

In my youth I use to lift small weights with my penis..

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

"In my youth I use to lift small weights with my penis..

You may want to add that to your list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine isn't just a cock. It has it's own brain. Recently it's taken up chess and is making quite an impact at county level.

I don't play, so it's bloody boring having to sit around at tournaments waiting for it to finish.

It must be difficult to NOT be occupied whilst it finishes a tournament ..... will it be playing in the Nationals by any chance - there maybe a few fannies watching I hear !!!

To be total honest. Sometimes I'll just nap while it's playing. Or read a book. If I fidget too much it loses concentration and starts tutting and giving me " the look"

Things are looking good for the nationals. Especially for a newcomer. I'm starting to worry about what happens to me if it gets an agent. We might have to go our separate ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there anyone on here who can do that propellor thing? I gotta know, pics please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there anyone on here who can do that propellor thing? I gotta know, pics please.

We can all do it.

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

"Is there anyone on here who can do that propellor thing? I gotta know, pics please.

The thingy?...lol

I'm sure if I Google it is not gonna come up

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I have a twelve inch one ... But I don't use it as a rule

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Use it as a tent pole?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Use it as a tent pole?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as a towel hanger

Stir cold drinks with it

Poke someone in the eye

Use it as a serving device for ring donuts

XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine isn't just a cock. It has it's own brain. Recently it's taken up chess and is making quite an impact at county level.

I don't play, so it's bloody boring having to sit around at tournaments waiting for it to finish."

that's hilarious!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Stealing donuts???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there anyone on here who can do that propellor thing? I gotta know, pics please.

Oh...the windmill! That's hilarious to watch, and only guys with a good length while flaccid can achieve this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It grows

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I've seen a profile of 97 cock pics. Very proud owner alert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait 1% by what metric volume or mass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have one, so I've had to improvise

"
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STRAPON darling - so many colours - lucky man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In my youth I use to lift small weights with my penis..

So I needed to include weight lifting on the list if functions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WHAT ELSE IS A PENIS CAPABLE OF?

What if I went to a profile and there were 13 penis pics .... I would think JUST WHY?????

So on this thought I did some light internet research.

DO YOU REALISE that a penis represents less than one percent of the total male human anatomy!

I was AMAZED. Penis less than 1% OMG

If it's less than one percent why 13 pics?

The penis impact upon the psyche can be profound it said!

They carry it

Pee with it

Talk to it

Compare with it

Have sex with it

Control it

Play with it

Impress others with it (it can do the sexual act),

Hide it

Show it off

Blame it

Name it

Groom it

Talk about it

Adjust it

Expose it to the great outdoors

Make it a porn star in its own vids

and

Find a friend FOR IT to play with

Is this the reason men make it their profile pic and send it to us?

WHAT ELSE IS IT CAPABLE OF? "

Have you never watched 'Puppetry of the Penis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine isn't just a cock. It has it's own brain. Recently it's taken up chess and is making quite an impact at county level.

I don't play, so it's bloody boring having to sit around at tournaments waiting for it to finish.

It must be difficult to NOT be occupied whilst it finishes a tournament ..... will it be playing in the Nationals by any chance - there maybe a few fannies watching I hear !!!

To be total honest. Sometimes I'll just nap while it's playing. Or read a book. If I fidget too much it loses concentration and starts tutting and giving me " the look"

Things are looking good for the nationals. Especially for a newcomer. I'm starting to worry about what happens to me if it gets an agent. We might have to go our separate ways.

Unfortunately if u separate - it's a STRAPON for u - ACE will have advice as he doesn't have one ..... u do get to choose colours and sizes

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A handy CD storage device for a busy DJ to make sure he or she dosent duplicate any banging tunes down at the local disco.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

The Penis fly swatter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there anyone on here who can do that propellor thing? I gotta know, pics please.

Ok another function added to the list .... I've not seen that - I want to see it now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Use it as a towel hanger

Stir cold drinks with it

Poke someone in the eye

Use it as a serving device for ring donuts

XXX"

Some good suggestions - have these been implemented and proven functions ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes dress a cock wasn't on the list......

It could be added

There is a guy on here who does actually have glasses on his cock !!! Why oh why is beyond me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Peaches handy tip of the day

When hanging new curtains with wooden rings, thread said rings onto a nearby erect penis, now they are easily in reach preventing the need to go up and down the ladder

I thank you x

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It grows"

Ahhhhh defo missed it off the list it grows and is retractable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've seen a profile of 97 cock pics. Very proud owner alert

- ok why -

are there 97 functions -

if they were action shots like our melon man PAC man pic or our Kellogg's pic man I understand - JUST WHY !!!!!

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Its even been know to make some people happy.... Shocking isn't it...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Don't forget the 'hilarious' cock shot when you put sunglasses above it. Thus transforming it into what I can only imagine is supposed to be a very hairy sunbathing baby elephant. Many lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has recently taken up philosophy and often contemplates the works of Nietzsche.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I use mine as an open book holder sometimes & something to hang my flannel (when erect) whilst having a shower

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

5gjdbrd7dff

Typing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait 1% by what metric volume or mass?"

Actually less than 1%!!

I was going to quote the data source however I didn't think others would be interested so as I said in original post - relaxed internet source ...... we could gather fab data - perhaps it will be 1.5% then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5gjdbrd7dff

Typing"

Of course typing - now I bet a few have been true keyboard warriors - and tried that

Sword / lazer fighting..... forgot that one

And pee writing - forgot that one too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is an anagram of "spine", if that helps....

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You could use it to glaze a fruit pie in egg wash if you didn't have a conventional pastry brush to hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making a Sky remote look good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I use mine as an open book holder sometimes & something to hang my flannel (when erect) whilst having a shower

Mmmm so a fastener for keeping things open ....

Book opener added to list -

perhaps this is the reason for so many cock pics - no wonder men are so proud of their multi faceted tool set !

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"WHAT ELSE IS A PENIS CAPABLE OF?

What if I went to a profile and there were 13 penis pics .... I would think JUST WHY?????

So on this thought I did some light internet research.

DO YOU REALISE that a penis represents less than one percent of the total male human anatomy!

I was AMAZED. Penis less than 1% OMG

If it's less than one percent why 13 pics?

The penis impact upon the psyche can be profound it said!

They carry it

Pee with it

Talk to it

Compare with it

Have sex with it

Control it

Play with it

Impress others with it (it can do the sexual act),

Hide it

Show it off

Blame it

Name it

Groom it

Talk about it

Adjust it

Expose it to the great outdoors

Make it a porn star in its own vids

and

Find a friend FOR IT to play with

Is this the reason men make it their profile pic and send it to us?

WHAT ELSE IS IT CAPABLE OF? "

Being measu_ed apparently....in a variety of result-enhancing ways....

I've never bothe_ed to do that....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine has recently taken up philosophy and often contemplates the works of Nietzsche."

A deep thinker added to the list ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't forget the 'hilarious' cock shot when you put sunglasses above it. Thus transforming it into what I can only imagine is supposed to be a very hairy sunbathing baby elephant. Many lol.

Well I did have on the list porn actor for those special vids we do occasionally receive from you chaps however comedic actor will be added to the list and animal impersonator (baby elephant sunbathing) added

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its even been know to make some people happy.... Shocking isn't it...

Feel good factor / antidepressant natural substitute / vitamin D substitute / Comedy movie substitute .... good point !

It makes people happy

added to the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Peaches handy tip of the day

When hanging new curtains with wooden rings, thread said rings onto a nearby erect penis, now they are easily in reach preventing the need to go up and down the ladder

I thank you x

Peach x

Well of course home and garden tips - ring holder added to list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Penis fly swatter

Now this is not true .... is this from personal experience ????

Not on the list unless you have proof and supporters !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you never watched 'Puppetry of the Penis?"

Puppet added to the list !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Making a Sky remote look good."

Mmmm well the FAB SPECIAL. - added to the list ... being handsome and being an enhancer !!

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

It can make your eyes water or it can make you laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could use it to glaze a fruit pie in egg wash if you didn't have a conventional pastry brush to hand."

NOT ADDED TO LIST

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"The Penis fly swatter

Now this is not true .... is this from personal experience ????

Not on the list unless you have proof and supporters !!!

Brb, just going to find a dead fly & then cleverly video myself swatting it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is an anagram of "spine", if that helps...."

It's title is an anagram - added to the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Penis fly swatter

Now this is not true .... is this from personal experience ????

Not on the list unless you have proof and supporters !!!

Brb, just going to find a dead fly & then cleverly video myself swatting it

Needs to be ur profile pick - I want to see this now xx

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

its capable of being sliced, cut and turned into a pussy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It can make your eyes water or it can make you laugh"

Eyes water if it gets caught in certain places ??

Or make others cry ....

So is it emotive ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its capable of being sliced, cut and turned into a pussy?"

A Transformer - yes wonderful

Added to list

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I'm off sick today, but as my penis isn't here and the car's gone i can only assume he's gone in,in my stead.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"The Penis fly swatter

Now this is not true .... is this from personal experience ????

Not on the list unless you have proof and supporters !!!

Brb, just going to find a dead fly & then cleverly video myself swatting it

Needs to be ur profile pick - I want to see this now xx

Sorry, I'm currently sat in my office working hard

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"You could use it to glaze a fruit pie in egg wash if you didn't have a conventional pastry brush to hand.

NOT ADDED TO LIST

Due to the heat that the oven would be set at it's not as unhygienic as first thought

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

I've never understood the interest/obsession, but I've been told by some women it grows on them.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

A utensil for serving onion rings?

A kitchen-roll holder?

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By *am SnugMan
over a year ago

East Mids

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"A utensil for serving onion rings?

A kitchen-roll holder?

Lots of childish giggling going on here

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By *am SnugMan
over a year ago

East Mids

"Mine isn't just a cock. It has it's own brain. Recently it's taken up chess and is making quite an impact at county level.

I don't play, so it's bloody boring having to sit around at tournaments waiting for it to finish."

Guess you could call yourself a Prawn Star!

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Opening a tin of paint... Then using it to paint a picture in the style of Pablo Penisasso...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about penis puppetry?

Aussie guys seen many moons ago in Edinburgh festival show.

The guys shaped and twisted cocks and balls into all sorts of shapes and items...from beef burger and a bun

To all other weird things

Very funny

Who can do a beef burger and bun? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there anyone on here who can do that propellor thing? I gotta know, pics please.

Hubbies party trick is this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can creat Alian life form that swims 90 miles an hour and spits these creatures out of its eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It can creat Alian life form that swims 90 miles an hour and spits these creatures out of its eye "

A new One ....Alien creature added to the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Opening a tin of paint... Then using it to paint a picture in the style of Pablo Penisasso...

Need proof of opening tin!!!

Until then it's a NO

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A utensil for serving onion rings?

A kitchen-roll holder?

This does have issues - how long would it keep the kitchen roll on and how do we remove the onion rings ??

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"Opening a tin of paint... Then using it to paint a picture in the style of Pablo Penisasso...

Need proof of opening tin!!!

Until then it's a NO

Google is your friend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

injector for adding protein to drinks(without my boss knowing)

hee hee

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

"A utensil for serving onion rings?

A kitchen-roll holder?

This does have issues - how long would it keep the kitchen roll on and how do we remove the onion rings ??

A towel rail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i forget to put a watch on, and if it's sunny, I use it as a sundial.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When i forget to put a watch on, and if it's sunny, I use it as a sundial..... "

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

one managed to get elected as leader of the Labour party...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"injector for adding protein to drinks(without my boss knowing)

hee hee"

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"A utensil for serving onion rings?

A kitchen-roll holder?

This does have issues - how long would it keep the kitchen roll on and how do we remove the onion rings ??

I might nibble on the onion rings, while they are still on the holder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When i forget to put a watch on, and if it's sunny, I use it as a sundial..... "

Sundial added .... wow the list is certainly helping me understand why u chaps insist on so many pics of ur cocks ....

The thing is I think pics need to be in situ - sundial, onion ring holder, puppet etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A utensil for serving onion rings?

A kitchen-roll holder?

This does have issues - how long would it keep the kitchen roll on and how do we remove the onion rings ??

I might nibble on the onion rings, while they are still on the holder

I thought the same .... no more Haribo pics - it will be hot onion rings pics ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how many selfies is the average Facebook (other social media are available) female user take of herself ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is capable of many things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would think it would enable a man to piss straight whilst standing but judging by some of the public toilets around here i'm not so sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine is capable of many things

Painting abstracts perhaps ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You would think it would enable a man to piss straight whilst standing but judging by some of the public toilets around here i'm not so sure.

So is it capable of misdirection ?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is capable of many things

Painting abstracts perhaps ???

Show me the canvas

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

A thermometer it certainly shows when it's very cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I did!! (Kind of)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can fly with it by spinning it around like a helicoptor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thermometer, can be placed in the mouth or anus to see if the persons internal temperature is warm.

Chew toy when you just need to chew on something.

Steadying device, if you lose your balanace you could grab on to the nearest penis.

The most obvious one is a tool to see if your man is happy, like don't approach a dog with a still tail, don't approach a cat with a moving tail, when the penis is stiff you know it's safe to approach a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mexican Sausage Salesman - Carlos Cojones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A thermometer it certainly shows when it's very cold

Added to the list - good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/07/17 13:16:26]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Even fabbed it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mexican Sausage Salesman - Carlos Cojones

Fabbed him as well ...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You would think it would enable a man to piss straight whilst standing but judging by some of the public toilets around here i'm not so sure.

So is it capable of misdirection ?

It would appear so, especially after a few beers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thermometer, can be placed in the mouth or anus to see if the persons internal temperature is warm.

Chew toy when you just need to chew on something.

Steadying device, if you lose your balanace you could grab on to the nearest penis.

So an symbol of friendliness- I'll accept that on the list it goes

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"Mine is capable of many things

Painting abstracts perhaps ???

Show me the canvas

Pablo Penisasso...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We can fly with it by spinning it around like a helicoptor"

On the list very early on - apparently this is a common use for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine is capable of many things

Painting abstracts perhaps ???

Show me the canvas

Pablo Penisasso...

Oh clap hands for the funny man - I shall call Private Parts that next time he comes for abstract lessons ..good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wang shapes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing! Mr can make his dance...and has made me cum just by dancing inside me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shagging like a dinosaur it's my ......

Penisaurus rex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We can fly with it by spinning it around like a helicoptor

On the list very early on - apparently this is a common use for it

It has to be over a certain size

but we dont like doing it as it scares the neighbours

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Wang shapes?"

Ah puppetry of the penis

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Many a time I have been struck across the forehead by a chubby. So it is also a weapon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many a time I have been struck across the forehead by a chubby. So it is also a weapon."

A meaty truncheon?!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Many a time I have been struck across the forehead by a chubby. So it is also a weapon.

A meaty truncheon?!!

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use to use mine to stir my ex mother in laws soup with (before the soup was heated up as that would just be perverted)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got one.

Cock table tennis.

It's the same as normal table tennis but without the racket/bat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dancing! Mr can make his dance...and has made me cum just by dancing inside me

Dancing not yet added - Now noted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shagging like a dinosaur it's my ......

Penisaurus rex

Added to the animal impersonators section ...such as the elephant was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now don't get stealing my idea but I'm off to dragons den as I've drilled a bigger hole in a widget spinner to fit on mine.

It's such a simple idea but is so therapeutical and beats my stress balls idea as that was just really painful and Duncan Banatine said Nooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wang shapes?

Ah puppetry of the penis

Mmmm being a puppet seems as popular as the helicopter .... both on the list much earlier however thank u for the mental refresh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Many a time I have been struck across the forehead by a chubby. So it is also a weapon."

Oh yes I have experienced similar - defo in the list ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now don't get stealing my idea but I'm off to dragons den as I've drilled a bigger hole in a widget spinner to fit on mine.

It's such a simple idea but is so therapeutical and beats my stress balls idea as that was just really painful and Duncan Banatine said Nooooooooooo

Well when mass produced we will add it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now don't get stealing my idea but I'm off to dragons den as I've drilled a bigger hole in a widget spinner to fit on mine.

It's such a simple idea but is so therapeutical and beats my stress balls idea as that was just really painful and Duncan Banatine said Nooooooooooo

Well when mass produced we will add it

I garrenttee you will see it takes the world by storm.You won't be able to go past a cafe or go on the bus or even the local hairdressers without seeing people spinning there love truncheon widget spinners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WHAT ELSE IS A PENIS CAPABLE OF?

What if I went to a profile and there were 13 penis pics .... I would think JUST WHY?????

So on this thought I did some light internet research.

DO YOU REALISE that a penis represents less than one percent of the total male human anatomy!

I was AMAZED. Penis less than 1% OMG

If it's less than one percent why 13 pics?

The penis impact upon the psyche can be profound it said!

They carry it

Pee with it

Talk to it

Compare with it

Have sex with it

Control it

Play with it

Impress others with it (it can do the sexual act),

Hide it

Show it off

Blame it

Name it

Groom it

Talk about it

Adjust it

Expose it to the great outdoors

Make it a porn star in its own vids

and

Find a friend FOR IT to play with

Is this the reason men make it their profile pic and send it to us?

WHAT ELSE IS IT CAPABLE OF? "

Well what about all the ladies profiles with 20/30/40+ pics of just her tits or just her pussy or just her ass?

So what else are tits capable of?

Or just a vagina on its own? Or her ass?

What is any of it capable of?

Its a really stupid question really

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

It can be used as a dibber for gardening... erm, so I've been told.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Sperm delivery equipment

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Many a time I have been struck across the forehead by a chubby. So it is also a weapon."

Cock on the cheek for me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Many a time I have been struck across the forehead by a chubby. So it is also a weapon.

Cock on the cheek for me

Thats gotta be those couple of inches taller than me you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It can be used as a dibber for gardening... erm, so I've been told.

Is a dibber - for making holes in the soil for seed planting ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Replacement sherbet dabber for if you drop your lolly on the floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It can be used as a dibber for gardening... erm, so I've been told.

Is a dibber - for making holes in the soil for seed planting ?

Right googled it - yes added to the list ... definitely a good idea - night planting too ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Replacement sherbet dabber for if you drop your lolly on the floor

Now we are talking .... dip it in the bag and .... well u know .....

I can see chaps and sherbet bags (do u have those in the uk - its in bags in Australia ) no more haribos - come lick the sherbet - replacement sticks noted

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Replacement sherbet dabber for if you drop your lolly on the floor

Now we are talking .... dip it in the bag and .... well u know .....

I can see chaps and sherbet bags (do u have those in the uk - its in bags in Australia ) no more haribos - come lick the sherbet - replacement sticks noted

We have a proud history of sherbert dib-dabs and sherbert fountains here in the UK...

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"WHAT ELSE IS A PENIS CAPABLE OF?

What if I went to a profile and there were 13 penis pics .... I would think JUST WHY?????

So on this thought I did some light internet research.

DO YOU REALISE that a penis represents less than one percent of the total male human anatomy!

I was AMAZED. Penis less than 1% OMG

If it's less than one percent why 13 pics?

The penis impact upon the psyche can be profound it said!

They carry it

Pee with it

Talk to it

Compare with it

Have sex with it

Control it

Play with it

Impress others with it (it can do the sexual act),

Hide it

Show it off

Blame it

Name it

Groom it

Talk about it

Adjust it

Expose it to the great outdoors

Make it a porn star in its own vids

and

Find a friend FOR IT to play with

Is this the reason men make it their profile pic and send it to us?

WHAT ELSE IS IT CAPABLE OF?

Well what about all the ladies profiles with 20/30/40+ pics of just her tits or just her pussy or just her ass?

So what else are tits capable of?

Or just a vagina on its own? Or her ass?

What is any of it capable of?

Its a really stupid question really"

I quite enjoyed the question personally. Looks like lots of others did too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to play hoopla with mine. I stand at one end of the room, a lady at another, and we see how many we can get. 6 out of 10 is the record so far.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"It can be used as a dibber for gardening... erm, so I've been told.

And a Dabber for midweek bingo. Would need a pot of ink like the good ol days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is capable of many things

Painting abstracts perhaps ???

Show me the canvas

Pablo Penisasso...

Oh clap hands for the funny man - I shall call Private Parts that next time he comes for abstract lessons ..good one

haha will you now

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Catch doughnuts

Make a pretend hotdog?

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman
over a year ago

"WHAT ELSE IS A PENIS CAPABLE OF?

What if I went to a profile and there were 13 penis pics .... I would think JUST WHY?????

So on this thought I did some light internet research.

DO YOU REALISE that a penis represents less than one percent of the total male human anatomy!

I was AMAZED. Penis less than 1% OMG

If it's less than one percent why 13 pics?

The penis impact upon the psyche can be profound it said!

They carry it

Pee with it

Talk to it

Compare with it

Have sex with it

Control it

Play with it

Impress others with it (it can do the sexual act),

Hide it

Show it off

Blame it

Name it

Groom it

Talk about it

Adjust it

Expose it to the great outdoors

Make it a porn star in its own vids

and

Find a friend FOR IT to play with

Is this the reason men make it their profile pic and send it to us?

WHAT ELSE IS IT CAPABLE OF? "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The pen is mightier than the sword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a well known fact ! if you are having a picnic, and the fly's are pestering you, by buzzing around your head and food. Do the gentlemanly thing, and flop your cock out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use it as a towel hanger

Stir cold drinks with it

Poke someone in the eye

Use it as a serving device for ring donuts

XXX

Some good suggestions - have these been implemented and proven functions ?

I will force my FWB to try these activities, he can poke another lady in the eye though xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singing the blues?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor Lonesome Dick

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bq2crPwz_N4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking cool with sunglasses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many men think with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will compile the list and post it in a few days - this valuable data may explain why a mans penis is fundamental to his psyche of who he is and thus we get so many of their cock pics. It appears it's a rather magnificent piece of equipment

Thank you all who participated in such a positive and friendly way ....

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

its a ruler

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Making a complete arsehole of itself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did god give men a penis?

So he'd done at least one way to shut a woman up

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

"In my youth I use to lift small weights with my penis..

So I needed to include weight lifting on the list if functions

Useful to carry your shopping

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By *eegMan
over a year ago

taunton

become president

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

"become president "

That's a bit cocky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WHAT ELSE IS A PENIS CAPABLE OF?

BRILL!!! LOVE IT LOL

What if I went to a profile and there were 13 penis pics .... I would think JUST WHY?????

So on this thought I did some light internet research.

DO YOU REALISE that a penis represents less than one percent of the total male human anatomy!

I was AMAZED. Penis less than 1% OMG

If it's less than one percent why 13 pics?

The penis impact upon the psyche can be profound it said!

They carry it

Pee with it

Talk to it

Compare with it

Have sex with it

Control it

Play with it

Impress others with it (it can do the sexual act),

Hide it

Show it off

Blame it

Name it

Groom it

Talk about it

Adjust it

Expose it to the great outdoors

Make it a porn star in its own vids

and

Find a friend FOR IT to play with

Is this the reason men make it their profile pic and send it to us?

WHAT ELSE IS IT CAPABLE OF? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plugging a hole in a dyke?

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plugging a hole in a dyke?

- Mrs. J -"

Well that's a new one and not on the current list - tick added

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if already been listed but you could use it as a towel rail

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

Dress it up with a dickie bow

If you have to be formal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes a good drum stick on biscuit tins and can't beat the bass on a chest of draws

Pull out a few draws for a deeper bass sound

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By *eegMan
over a year ago

taunton

"A utensil for serving onion rings?

A kitchen-roll holder?

This does have issues - how long would it keep the kitchen roll on and how do we remove the onion rings ??

I might nibble on the onion rings, while they are still on the holder

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By *eegMan
over a year ago

taunton

very very witty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When laying down and hard use it as stand for your phone or tablet for hands free viewing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes dress a cock wasn't on the list......

It could be added

There is a guy on here who does actually have glasses on his cock !!! Why oh why is beyond me

I wonder who that imaginative guy could be

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Painting and puppetry

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

What a fun thread

However, I'm amazed that no-one has mentioned the most magical power a hard penis has...

down

It's magical ability to stop a woman talking!

Unless she talks with her mouth full of course

(I'm going to hide now

)

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"What a fun thread

However, I'm amazed that no-one has mentioned the most magical power a hard penis has...

down

It's magical ability to stop a woman talking!

Unless she talks with her mouth full of course

(I'm going to hide now

Damn.. not enough downs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mobile perch for your pet bird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admittedly the strumming pattern is flawed but I once played Wonderwall on a guitar with my penis.

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