FabSwingers.com forum: Your just a pair of limericks!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's try this.

Say your in. I'll pair you up with someone and you come back into the thread with a limerick for each other.

You might get another male / female if the numbers don't add up, but it is just fun.

E.g.

Misterbee is a lonely Manc

Who's ti_ed of having a wank

FaF doesn't work

And he resides to jerk

As his flirting is drawing a blank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Go on then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's easy. You 2. Bunny - Errol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm in but I wanna limerick limerick. Not poem limerick. Yeah, I'm being a so and so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a go but my rhyming leaves a lot to be desi_ed x

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"I'll have a go but my rhyming leaves a lot to be desi_ed x "

Rhyming leaves? Sounds like you've got a poetree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not very good at this short of thing but I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not very good at this short of thing but I'm in

Neither is Angieboo. So you can pair with them.

Angieboo & Fab Kelly.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'll play

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Im in

Bunny's a wee Scottish lass

Her posts are nothing but class

and if you ask me

(I'm sure you'll agree)

She has an inc_edible ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll play "

You can play with Meli then.

Meli - Miss Honey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im in

Bunny's a wee Scottish lass

Her posts are nothing but class

and if you ask me

(I'm sure you'll agree)

She has an inc_edible ass

I agree.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Hola

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll play

You can play with Meli then.

Meli - Miss Honey. "

Wouldn't mind

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'll play

You can play with Meli then.

Meli - Miss Honey. "

Yay! (Puffs smoke up that fine arse)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not very good at this sort of thing but I'm in

Neither is Angieboo. So you can pair with them.

Angieboo & Fab Kelly. "
will have ago soon

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'll have a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her name is fabkelly

Not Hun, babe just Kelly

She shows off her ass

To tempt men with class

If they need proof

She'll show them her foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Angiebu

Let's look at you

Lovely pics

And undies too

Her foofs on show

Just so you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hola

Hola.

Spanish brunette - Loving man.

Also, does anyone want to do more than one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a young man called Errol.

Some say he might've been feral.

He scratches and bites,

There's a chance he has mites,

So meet with him at your own peril!

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"There once was a young man called Errol.

Some say he might've been feral.

He scratches and bites,

There's a chance he has mites,

So meet with him at your own peril!

It would be hurtful if it wasn't so true.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There's a lady called Spanish brunette

Who's hair is the colour of jet

I tried out my luck

Asked her fancy a fuck

But she hasn't got back to me yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a young man called Errol.

Some say he might've been feral.

He scratches and bites,

There's a chance he has mites,

So meet with him at your own peril!

It would be hurtful if it wasn't so true."

Its hard to rhyme Errol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well Angiebu

Let's look at you

Lovely pics

And undies too

Her foofs on show

Just so you know

Great x

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"There once was a young man called Errol.

Some say he might've been feral.

He scratches and bites,

There's a chance he has mites,

So meet with him at your own peril!

It would be hurtful if it wasn't so true.

Its hard to rhyme Errol

There once was a chap from Wrexham

Who joined Fab in the hopes that he'd get some

But no-one would play

So at home he did stay

Masturbating until he was numb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well Angiebu

Let's look at you

Lovely pics

And undies too

Her foofs on show

Just so you know

Great x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh go on then...I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a lady called Spanish brunette

Who's hair is the colour of jet

I tried out my luck

Asked her fancy a fuck

But she hasn't got back to me yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can try

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i can try

Gemini man & Lightson999.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i can try

Gemini man & Lightson999.

ok give me a few minutes

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The lovely lady lightson999

Joined Fab for a fem filled time

So all the men she did block

For posessing a cock

And made all the ladies stand naked in line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i shall try and make this an ok ditty

_emini man has great pics and is witty

has a sexy bi lady

can sometimes be crazy

wish they lived nearer my city

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

i shall try and make this an ok ditty

_emini man has great pics and is witty

has a sexy bi lady

can sometimes be crazy

wish they lived nearer my city

Love it...thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i shall try and make this an ok ditty

_emini man has great pics and is witty

has a sexy bi lady

can sometimes be crazy

wish they lived nearer my city

Love it...thank you

we did ok didnt we - im a gemini too btw

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just sitting here watching the telly

Drew's hunting for salvage all smelly

I'd rather be romping

Or kissing or bonking

With angiebu, _eli or Kelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sitting here watching the telly

Drew's hunting for salvage all smelly

I'd rather be romping

Or kissing or bonking

With angiebu, _eli or Kelly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just sitting here watching the telly

Drew's hunting for salvage all smelly

I'd rather be romping

Or kissing or bonking

With angiebu, _eli or Kelly

Fair game. That's brilliant.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

i shall try and make this an ok ditty

_emini man has great pics and is witty

has a sexy bi lady

can sometimes be crazy

wish they lived nearer my city

Love it...thank you

we did ok didnt we - im a gemini too btw"

That we did

Must be the Geminian in us!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

why not.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

I'm in and will work out what's its all about as I go along lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have a go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Peice of cake - sexy specs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Red - happyfilmore.

+what better way to get to know someone than this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sitting here watching the telly

Drew's hunting for salvage all smelly

I'd rather be romping

Or kissing or bonking

With angiebu, _eli or Kelly

"
haha very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peice of cake - sexy specs. "

Oh goodness

I've got no hope after the epic rap battle he had with Peach

*goes off to the corner and thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mister bee started a limerick thread

rhymes a plenty it has to be said

the giggles increase

we will never have peace

todays lesson - dont believe all you read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upon perving bunnyhops pics,

I get my sexual kicks,

That smooth looking pussy,

Looks tasty and juicy,

bunnyhop bunnyhop,

Once I start to pop, I simply wont stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sexyspecs sexyspecs with statuses so fine,

A woman well read and looking sublime,

with her jugtastic tits and her other hot bits,

she gives me the raging horn,

Nuff said about popcorn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mister bee started a limerick thread

rhymes a plenty it has to be said

the giggles increase

we will never have peace

todays lesson - dont believe all you read

I didn't ask for one. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Misterbee the OP of the post,

was in one day making some toast,

he ran out of marg and butter,

getting himself into a flutter,

So wanked on the toast and spread it thick,

Misterbee...you are really sick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just write this down

Whilst wearing a frown

Knowing Piece of Cake will do better

But I kid you not the guy really does look hot

Whilst wearing a shirt getting himself wetter.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Peek-a-boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peek-a-boo

Dammit woman, I needed you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Peek-a-boo

Dammit woman, I needed you

Always late to the party!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm a bit shit at this it I'll ha6a go. Pair me up MisterBee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh I've given up trying to remember who's done who. (I might have had a drink

)

Just play amongst yourselves.

I.e. Choose anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mister bee started a limerick thread

rhymes a plenty it has to be said

the giggles increase

we will never have peace

todays lesson - dont believe all you read

I didn't ask for one. Thank you.

some things you get without asking -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peek-a-boo

Dammit woman, I needed you

Always late to the party!

You. With me!!!!! Sorry. A little excited.

Lady lick & _rincess peach!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh I've given up trying to remember who's done who. (I might have had a drink

)

Just play amongst yourselves.

I.e. Choose anyone.

will do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sexyspecs sexyspecs with statuses so fine,

A woman well read and looking sublime,

with her jugtastic tits and her other hot bits,

she gives me the raging horn,

Nuff said about popcorn!"

Popcorn

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Lady Lick has some super fine pics

With strawberries, flowers and knicks

She is an absolute star

I admire from afar

And I'd love to give her a few licks

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"[whoopsie Removed by poster at 10/07/17 21:20:43]"

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Can I play

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess peach lay on the beach,

the weather was hot and very sticky,

she got so horny and needed a quickie,

with no toys at hand,

she sculpted some sand,

into the shape of a very big dickie.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Lady Lick has some super fine pics

With strawberries, flowers and knicks

She is an absolute star

I admire from afar

And I'd love to give her a few licks

I love that. Didn't see I'd been pai_ed up I thought MrB had given up. I'll have a think....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was this guy MisterBee,

Hed get his cream out for all to see

Hed give you a skoosh

All over your bush

And lick at all off with such glee

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Princess Peach sounds like a nice lass

She's got lovely lips and is full of sass

I love her style and the way she dresses

I've love to bite her cute little ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just write this down

Whilst wearing a frown

Knowing Piece of Cake will do better

But I kid you not the guy really does look hot

Whilst wearing a shirt getting himself wetter.

I don't think sexyspecs wears glasses

It would appear she's lying to the masses

Ill try and be passive

And say her tits are massive

But if she was my teacher I would attend all her classes

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Lady Lick

Lolly Lick

Lip gloss

Gloves to hold you tight

Cuffed and keeping you here

Shut the door your staying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a go

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Dana Dana

She wears _ed like the devil

White like an

We all

Dana

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