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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To apply to go on "embarassing bodies" to get what ever was wrong...put right ...like a freebie

And if ya did, what bit do ya want doing ? or sorting out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldn't mind Redrums cock, as a transplant

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I also want Red Rum's cock.............transplanted onto Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ohhhhh murder spelt backwards, kin would be too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wouldnt mind going on and getting me bits tested by doctor christian. then say ok doc...

cut it off, suck it out and lift the whole bleeding lot

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I also want Red Rum's cock.............transplanted onto Jack "

into jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooo I've gone all light headed

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

if they did anal bleaching ,yup

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

bet he then says "theres been a murder" in a bad scottish accent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if they did anal bleaching ,yup "

you just show dr christian ya ass ole and say its making you depressed and bingo........clean assole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if I've got a white ass?

Any body still here seen my ass?

Any lurkers had a close up of my ass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

depends...

45 to 50 yrs of crapping ....probably not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How on earth would I expect clients and colleagues to respect me and take me seriously if my bits were shown in HD and replayed on 4 on Demand for all and sundry?!!

Not forgetting my nearest and dearest...my girls would be so proud!

If Dr Christian wants to lift, separate and delve my bits in private, naked, in front of my video cameras however...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well ive written asking if i can be behind a screen instead of full body shots...

Then he can probe away

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"if they did anal bleaching ,yup

you just show dr christian ya ass ole and say its making you depressed and bingo........clean assole. "

But it doesnt make me depressed, i just want it too look prettier on fetish sites...bugger does that mean i got no chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ya gotta pretend like.

tell him you cant show off your anal jewellery or swim nekid with out some picking out ya assole

and i mean that in a nice way. lmao

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

God no! Worse than the drs sugery when a dr left his tanoy on by accident. I had to leap into the reception and get them to cut it off.

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing is, why would you go on there when you can just go to your GP and not have to show it all on telly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cuz....they magically get it sorted and then you see the results....at your own docs, you have to wait forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... but everybody already knows I've got a liccle dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thing is, why would you go on there when you can just go to your GP and not have to show it all on telly? "

Some people will do anything to claim their 15 minutes, and if it means showing their aging pussy to camera, coughing on cue to demonstrate stress incontinence...cheap at half the price!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I always watch it open mouthed

Summat you should never do at chams

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

omfg!!! where would I start?????

mwah, xxxxxxx

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