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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hello

I just noticed the nut cupboard

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

lol exactly thought best to come here as we hijacked the threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh I like nuts. Especially coated nuts.

PTU xxx

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Nuts are very good for you... full of protein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely full of protein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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lol exactly thought best to come here as we hijacked the threads "

Very naughty of you

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Bout time someone hijacked the nut cupboard thread.

Salmon Paste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhh I like nuts. Especially coated nuts.

PTU xxx"

Chocolate coated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bout time someone hijacked the nut cupboard thread.

Salmon Paste"

I love salmon paste

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


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Nuts are very good for you... full of protein "

Full of flavour, too...

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Bout time someone hijacked the nut cupboard thread.

Salmon Paste"

Nae chance we are unite in bums and tasty nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bout time someone hijacked the nut cupboard thread.

Salmon Paste"

Thought you would prefer crab.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Bout time someone hijacked the nut cupboard thread.

Salmon Paste

I love salmon paste "

Smells under the wallpaper tho......

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Bout time someone hijacked the nut cupboard thread.

Salmon Paste

I love salmon paste "

Jo!!!! Nooooooooo lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Bout time someone hijacked the nut cupboard thread.

Salmon Paste

Thought you would prefer crab. "

You taking the piss out of my walk ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tasty nuts and bum club

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bout time someone hijacked the nut cupboard thread.

Salmon Paste

I love salmon paste

Jo!!!! Nooooooooo lol"

Ooopsy I deny all knowledge in liking salmon paste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket "

Dry roasted myself

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"

Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket

Dry roasted myself "

I do really like dry roasted but only with a. Ice cold beer... and warm bum of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bout time someone hijacked the nut cupboard thread.

Salmon Paste

Thought you would prefer crab.

You taking the piss out of my walk ?"

As if you would. How are your piles anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket

Dry roasted myself

I do really like dry roasted but only with a. Ice cold beer... and warm bum of course "

Oh yes ....would have to agree with you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket "

How do you slate a cashew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket

How do you slate a cashew? "

New word for salted ...

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


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Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket

How do you slate a cashew? "

Holy moly typo

Salted*

I would never slate cashews they are one of my favourites... like Jos bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket

How do you slate a cashew?

Holy moly typo

Salted*

I would never slate cashews they are one of my favourites... like Jos bum

"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket

How do you slate a cashew? "

You go ..... you're fucking bent. You curvy nut. You're split in two and short of a shell you greasy kernel, bag sitting relative of a pea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket

How do you slate a cashew?

You go ..... you're fucking bent. You curvy nut. You're split in two and short of a shell you greasy kernel, bag sitting relative of a pea. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket

How do you slate a cashew?

New word for salted ..."

I thought you had to verbally abuse it or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket

How do you slate a cashew?

You go ..... you're fucking bent. You curvy nut. You're split in two and short of a shell you greasy kernel, bag sitting relative of a pea. "

That's it...slated.

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By *ddyfortyMan
over a year ago

rushden

i like salted nuts..

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"

Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket

How do you slate a cashew?

You go ..... you're fucking bent. You curvy nut. You're split in two and short of a shell you greasy kernel, bag sitting relative of a pea. "

That escalated quickly

I have a bag of cashews crying being consoled by a handful of almonds that profess to be nut straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bout time someone hijacked the nut cupboard thread.

Salmon Paste

Thought you would prefer crab.

You taking the piss out of my walk ?"

Stop giving it all that*

*does hand pincers. Joke doesn't work in written word

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I love nuts and I'm nuts so I should be right at home here

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Nut cupboard ... have I missed something .

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I love nuts and I'm nuts so I should be right at home here "

Just don't abuse the cashews they've been through enough!

You can kick the macadamias if you like.. most folk don't like them

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

I sometimes think I am a nut xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love nuts and I'm nuts so I should be right at home here "

Welcome to the nut cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes think I am a nut xxx"

Dry roasted I hope

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

There's a few folk in my cupboard now...

Best stock up more nuts, especially dry roasted and bastard cashews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

There's a few folk in my cupboard now...

Best stock up more nuts, especially dry roasted and bastard cashews "

They aren't that bad the cashews

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire


"I sometimes think I am a nut xxx

Dry roasted I hope "

Xxx

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"

There's a few folk in my cupboard now...

Best stock up more nuts, especially dry roasted and bastard cashews

They aren't that bad the cashews "

I know but they caused a bit of slating grief earlier they are on a warning, we don't want any trouble in here

Just rooting around hands free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes think I am a nut xxx

Dry roasted I hope

Xxx"

I thought so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

There's a few folk in my cupboard now...

Best stock up more nuts, especially dry roasted and bastard cashews

They aren't that bad the cashews

I know but they caused a bit of slating grief earlier they are on a warning, we don't want any trouble in here

Just rooting around hands free "

Just mouths remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes think I am a nut xxx"

You don't have to be nuts to post here, but it helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about wing nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhh I like nuts. Especially coated nuts.

PTU xxx

Chocolate coated"

Ohhh yes with little m's on. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhh I like nuts. Especially coated nuts.

PTU xxx

Chocolate coated

Ohhh yes with little m's on. xxx"

Oh they are yummy

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"

There's a few folk in my cupboard now...

Best stock up more nuts, especially dry roasted and bastard cashews

They aren't that bad the cashews

I know but they caused a bit of slating grief earlier they are on a warning, we don't want any trouble in here

Just rooting around hands free

Just mouths remember "

Indeed with tied hands remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

There's a few folk in my cupboard now...

Best stock up more nuts, especially dry roasted and bastard cashews

They aren't that bad the cashews

I know but they caused a bit of slating grief earlier they are on a warning, we don't want any trouble in here

Just rooting around hands free

Just mouths remember

Indeed with tied hands remember "

Oh I'm remembering .... hands tied and mouths only

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Jo you're in charge of the cupboard

I got to go do family dinner and stock up on some items for a photo shoot this week

Ps watch those cashews !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Jo you're in charge of the cupboard

I got to go do family dinner and stock up on some items for a photo shoot this week

Ps watch those cashews ! "

Oh my ...im in charge ...something terrible could happen

Enjoy mwahahaha ...evil laugh there ... madness

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"

Jo you're in charge of the cupboard

I got to go do family dinner and stock up on some items for a photo shoot this week

Ps watch those cashews !

Oh my ...im in charge ...something terrible could happen

Enjoy mwahahaha ...evil laugh there ... madness "

I'm counting on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Jo you're in charge of the cupboard

I got to go do family dinner and stock up on some items for a photo shoot this week

Ps watch those cashews !

Oh my ...im in charge ...something terrible could happen

Enjoy mwahahaha ...evil laugh there ... madness

I'm counting on it "

Yes boss ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if fruit and nut counts

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket

How do you slate a cashew?

You go ..... you're fucking bent. You curvy nut. You're split in two and short of a shell you greasy kernel, bag sitting relative of a pea.

That escalated quickly

I have a bag of cashews crying being consoled by a handful of almonds that profess to be nut straight "

Nuts pah .... they're FAB nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket

How do you slate a cashew?

You go ..... you're fucking bent. You curvy nut. You're split in two and short of a shell you greasy kernel, bag sitting relative of a pea.

That escalated quickly

I have a bag of cashews crying being consoled by a handful of almonds that profess to be nut straight

Nuts pah .... they're FAB nuts"

FAB nuts are better

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I love nuts and I'm nuts so I should be right at home here

Just don't abuse the cashews they've been through enough!

You can kick the macadamias if you like.. most folk don't like them "

Whaaaaaat?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I sometimes think I am a nut xxx

Dry roasted I hope "

Spit roasted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love nuts and I'm nuts so I should be right at home here

Just don't abuse the cashews they've been through enough!

You can kick the macadamias if you like.. most folk don't like them

Whaaaaaat? "

You like them ....shall we bring them back whilst he's away ...he won't notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if fruit and nut counts "

It counts toward one of my 5 a day

It has to be peanuts for me, especially the salt and vinegar ones.

Or plain almonds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if fruit and nut counts

It counts toward one of my 5 a day

It has to be peanuts for me, especially the salt and vinegar ones.

Or plain almonds "

Even better then ....

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I love nuts and I'm nuts so I should be right at home here

Just don't abuse the cashews they've been through enough!

You can kick the macadamias if you like.. most folk don't like them

Whaaaaaat?

You like them ....shall we bring them back whilst he's away ...he won't notice "

Tots sis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love nuts and I'm nuts so I should be right at home here

Just don't abuse the cashews they've been through enough!

You can kick the macadamias if you like.. most folk don't like them

Whaaaaaat?

You like them ....shall we bring them back whilst he's away ...he won't notice

Tots sis "

jobs a goodun

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Brazil, the hard nuts.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got fab nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brazil, the hard nuts.

"

Oh yes ...you definitely need a nut cracker for those bad boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brazil, the hard nuts.

Oh yes ...you definitely need a nut cracker for those bad boys "

Did I just say that ....nuts

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I love nuts and I'm nuts so I should be right at home here

Just don't abuse the cashews they've been through enough!

You can kick the macadamias if you like.. most folk don't like them

Whaaaaaat?

You like them ....shall we bring them back whilst he's away ...he won't notice "

You were saying Jo ....

Face into the naughty corner and bend over

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