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"Hi, I am a single male. I have no pics on my profile other than of my cock. The wording on my profile is 'brief' to say the least. I rarely read someone elses profile, preferring to simply look at tits and ass. I send out endless 'hi, how are you ?' messages to people who's partner profile I don't fit (again, I try to give away as few details about myself as possible). When the local bitches knock me back (or worse still just ignore and delete my message) I send out even more 'hi' messages to people several hundred miles away in the hope that 1 day we will meet. I don't like sending out pics of myself unless I have seen the other persons pics first (this is all due to my high profile job of course). Although my profile says I cannot accomodate, this is not because I am married but because I am living with my parents on a kibbutz (and they also have lodgers). I have been here just over 2 weeks now and haven't had a single 'look in' let alone the 3 shags a day I was hoping for. I have tried highlighting my plight in the forums but all I get is people barking at me that I need to be more patient. This, again, isn't what I asked for. So rather than having a go at me, can someone please just tell me how to run my life, write my profile, approach single ladies in a successful manner and more importantly how to get my aching balls emptied - AND QUICKLY !" Turn Gay, it's easier the boys are always up for it. | |||
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"Fancy a fuck? " ach go on then - seeing as u asked so nicely ! | |||
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"Fancy a fuck? ach go on then - seeing as u asked so nicely !" Yeaaaaaaaaaah I've pulled | |||
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"Fancy a fuck? ach go on then - seeing as u asked so nicely ! Yeaaaaaaaaaah I've pulled" you just be careful what ur pullin it just might go off in ur hand ! | |||
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"Fancy a fuck? ach go on then - seeing as u asked so nicely ! Yeaaaaaaaaaah I've pulled you just be careful what ur pullin it just might go off in ur hand !" I'll risk it if you will | |||
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"have a wank like most of the other guys on here lol" i have done that but am running out of people to think of i ended up with bobby charlton the other night ! | |||
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"have a wank like most of the other guys on here lol i have done that but am running out of people to think of i ended up with bobby charlton the other night !" Now I'm scared | |||
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"have a wank like most of the other guys on here lol i have done that but am running out of people to think of i ended up with bobby charlton the other night ! Now I'm scared " no need, he doesn't compare babes especially with ur newly couiffeured bonce | |||
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