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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

My daughter's been covering me for some money all day so end the end I said right I'm not just giving it you here's the keys to my car wash it and Hoover it and I'll give you a tenner. Ffs it looks worse now than it did before. Roofs not done at all or the boot lid becouse it was open apparently so she couldn't reach. Bloody kids don't know there born

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

You should have known better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bulgarians are best for this mate.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"You should have known better "

Tell me about it just wait till there's anther spider in her room

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Bulgarians are best for this mate. "

Bulgarians. Ok what am I missing

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Don't mention kid's today,my youngest think I'll just bloody jump when she clicks her fingers,stroppy little mare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids know what there doing to have you over lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, kids want the money but not work for it.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Don't mention kid's today,my youngest think I'll just bloody jump when she clicks her fingers,stroppy little mare!"

Don't tell me 15/16

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids know what there doing to have you over lol x"

Yeah they all got childline on speed dial nowadays. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me about it. My youngest thinks money grows on trees. And has the attitude that I should just give him whatever he wants x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Tell me about it. My youngest thinks money grows on trees. And has the attitude that I should just give him whatever he wants x "

That's what I mean and why I thought I'd get her to earn it. More fool me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Don't mention kid's today,my youngest think I'll just bloody jump when she clicks her fingers,stroppy little mare!

Don't tell me 15/16"

Yep one of both!

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Don't mention kid's today,my youngest think I'll just bloody jump when she clicks her fingers,stroppy little mare!

Don't tell me 15/16

Yep one of both! "

Heaven isn't it....

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"My daughter's been covering me for some money all day so end the end I said right I'm not just giving it you here's the keys to my car wash it and Hoover it and I'll give you a tenner. Ffs it looks worse now than it did before. Roofs not done at all or the boot lid becouse it was open apparently so she couldn't reach. Bloody kids don't know there born "

Give her the boot

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Bulgarians are best for this mate.

Bulgarians. Ok what am I missing "

Got some Albanians around here to. Dam fine job they do to

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I have one at 15 and she's unbelievable! Latest is staying up till 3am talking loudly to her 'friends' in the states on video chat as they all like Ru Paul's Drag Race!!

Dearie Me!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Don't mention kid's today,my youngest think I'll just bloody jump when she clicks her fingers,stroppy little mare!

Don't tell me 15/16

Yep one of both!

Heaven isn't it...."

No!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Ah! The pleasures of a pain shared £25 a week pocket money (16) and every single day the whole kitchen is left smeared, drives us crazy! Welcome to our world.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Tell me about it. My youngest thinks money grows on trees. And has the attitude that I should just give him whatever he wants x "

There is no magic money tree.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Did you give her the money?

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Did you give her the money?"

Like a knob I didn't check 1st did I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sounds clever to me. You'll never ask her to wash it again and she already got the money off you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me about it. My youngest thinks money grows on trees. And has the attitude that I should just give him whatever he wants x

There is no magic money tree. "

Ha if there was I'd have an orchard of them x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"She sounds clever to me. You'll never ask her to wash it again and she already got the money off you.

"

To sharp for her own good

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

And here was I, thinking somebody got REEEEALY shafted!! Fffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She sounds clever to me. You'll never ask her to wash it again and she already got the money off you.

To sharp for her own good "

Like her Dad. x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"She sounds clever to me. You'll never ask her to wash it again and she already got the money off you.

To sharp for her own good

Like her Dad. x"

Maybe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame the parents

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I blame the parents "

Me to

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"My daughter's been covering me for some money all day so end the end I said right I'm not just giving it you here's the keys to my car wash it and Hoover it and I'll give you a tenner. Ffs it looks worse now than it did before. Roofs not done at all or the boot lid becouse it was open apparently so she couldn't reach. Bloody kids don't know there born "

Fuck!! The best profile I have read anywhere on earth by far! And that's from a very straight fella to another.

I can't pilfer it now, can I?

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"My daughter's been covering me for some money all day so end the end I said right I'm not just giving it you here's the keys to my car wash it and Hoover it and I'll give you a tenner. Ffs it looks worse now than it did before. Roofs not done at all or the boot lid becouse it was open apparently so she couldn't reach. Bloody kids don't know there born

Fuck!! The best profile I have read anywhere on earth by far! And that's from a very straight fella to another.

I can't pilfer it now, can I?"

If you do I'll get Sidney onto you

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

My daughter wants a pony trailer, and saves our pennies into a jar.

My heart I cant tell her she'll be saving them till shes at uni to buy one

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Ffs... you can block devices from the internet via settings in the router or hub, trust me, a day without t'interwebby and they will crumble.

My son wanted an Xbox when they came out, told him if he wanted it to get a job... so he did, set up his own little dog walking business and earned the money to buy it.... looked after it like it was a baby lol.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"My daughter wants a pony trailer, and saves our pennies into a jar.

My heart I cant tell her she'll be saving them till shes at uni to buy one "

Awww poor sod

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Oh Bladey-Boo! You shouldn't be so soft x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse, mate of mine asked his daughter to wash the car, amazing what damage you can do in half an hour with a Brillo pad !

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"My daughter wants a pony trailer, and saves our pennies into a jar.

My heart I cant tell her she'll be saving them till shes at uni to buy one "

Aww poor thing,I think you should buy her one when the jar is full . Oh hang on how big is the jar?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Tell me about it. My youngest thinks money grows on trees. And has the attitude that I should just give him whatever he wants x "

It does!

Apart from the plastic fivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son gave me a tenner when I left the house to go to my sister's tonight

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Private parts wants to be shafted apparently

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Tell her she obviously needs more practise therefore had to do it again!! Practise makes perfect aka do it right 1st time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me about it. My youngest thinks money grows on trees. And has the attitude that I should just give him whatever he wants x

It does!

Apart from the plastic fivers"

I know, but keep it quiet otherwise I haven't any excuse to say no x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a tenner - - 3 quid to clean it and 2 quid to hoover and wipe down the dash etc -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doesn't she get pocket money anyway?

make her save that up, that's what I make my son do

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

So glad I don't have teens anymore Mine were both out doing holiday/weekend jobs at 15. Earning for themselves.

Good job we didn't have phones iPad and computers back then.

They never had a Tv in bedroom either.

If I had kids now all that stuff would be handed over and locked up till morning.

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

My 15 year old has taken it on himself to go out and get a job, so he's working in the kitchen at the local pub, spud bashing. I couldn't be prouder

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting


"My 15 year old has taken it on himself to go out and get a job, so he's working in the kitchen at the local pub, spud bashing. I couldn't be prouder"

No-where near us will take under 16's - still got 6 weeks left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs. I thought you discovered real sex

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"My daughter's been covering me for some money all day so end the end I said right I'm not just giving it you here's the keys to my car wash it and Hoover it and I'll give you a tenner. Ffs it looks worse now than it did before. Roofs not done at all or the boot lid becouse it was open apparently so she couldn't reach. Bloody kids don't know there born "

This is the problem with contractual agreements - if you don't have a watertight spec, then they can't be blamed for not doing it the way you want.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ffs. I thought you discovered real sex "

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By *lue9753Man
over a year ago

Oldham

School boy error you have to watch them do it if you want it done properly

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"School boy error you have to watch them do it if you want it done properly"

Oh hell no!

I got caught out once like that, kept telling them they were doing it wrong, kept showing them, each time got longer and longer... finally turned round to find they'd buggered off and I'd washed most of the car myself, crafty buggers!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"School boy error you have to watch them do it if you want it done properly

Oh hell no!

I got caught out once like that, kept telling them they were doing it wrong, kept showing them, each time got longer and longer... finally turned round to find they'd buggered off and I'd washed most of the car myself, crafty buggers! "

You didn't get shafted, you got gangbanged!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Same here OP it's spread the length and width of Great Britain.

I remind myself how I wasn't like that but I instantly begin to doubt that.

It can't be a generation thing can it? Surely just age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah! The pleasures of a pain shared £25 a week pocket money (16) and every single day the whole kitchen is left smeared, drives us crazy! Welcome to our world. "

£25 a week!!!! Christ - if mine got that I'd expect to be waited on hand and foot, and the whole house to be immaculate let alone the kitchen

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

£25 I'm such a tight ass

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