FabSwingers.com forum: How this site works

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

click on profile

select woman that offers the sex acts you want

mail her to sort a time and place

cock out

woop woooop

wipe cock on curtains

job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only it were that easy haha

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Ang on...shouldn't a cuppa tea and biscuits be in there somewhere too?

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"click on profile

select woman that offers the sex acts you want

mail her to sort a time and place

cock out

woop woooop

wipe cock on curtains

job done

I knew I was doing something wrong - I was wiping my cock on the sheets

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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haha yeah i think so

and, women:

comes online, sees 200+messages already

influx of hotlist stalkers notice she's online, inbox now exceeds 300

does a bulk delete, might as well coz they'll message again soon

goes looking for men herself, finds mostly empty profiles or willie galleries

goes off the idea of having sex for another day

posts in the forums and has a lovely time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ang on...shouldn't a cuppa tea and biscuits be in there somewhere too?

Needy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not mail new people due to all my mail getting deleted since joining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"click on profile

select woman that offers the sex acts you want

mail her to sort a time and place

cock out

woop woooop

wipe cock on curtains

job done

Beef curtains?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"haha yeah i think so

and, women:

comes online, sees 200+messages already

influx of hotlist stalkers notice she's online, inbox now exceeds 300

does a bulk delete, might as well coz they'll message again soon

goes looking for men herself, finds mostly empty profiles or willie galleries

goes off the idea of having sex for another day

posts in the forums and has a lovely time"

fap fap fap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"click on profile

select woman that offers the sex acts you want

mail her to sort a time and place

cock out

woop woooop

wipe cock on curtains

job done

Beef curtains?"

No cos they will already be sticky innit

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"haha yeah i think so

and, women:

comes online, sees 200+messages already

influx of hotlist stalkers notice she's online, inbox now exceeds 300

does a bulk delete, might as well coz they'll message again soon

goes looking for men herself, finds mostly empty profiles or willie galleries

goes off the idea of having sex for another day

posts in the forums and has a lovely time

fap fap fap

pervert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"click on profile

select woman that offers the sex acts you want

mail her to sort a time and place

cock out

woop woooop

wipe cock on curtains

job done

nahhh you talk for months and makes sure you've been very exclusive..then get the best meet EVERrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sure that's how this site works

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm totally doing this wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is not how it works, although if a woman mails a man it does work lol.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Anyone that wipes their cock on my curtains will lose it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha chance would be a fine thing

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Anyone that wipes their cock on my curtains will lose it! "

Love your new avatar

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"Anyone that wipes their cock on my curtains will lose it! "

If I promise to use a kleenex can I keep my cock??

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Anyone that wipes their cock on my curtains will lose it!

Love your new avatar

Oh thankyou,it's my daughter taking photos and just snapping away. That's the only one that wasn't wonky,well there may have been two,this was the better one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyway OP...geez a lick and FUCK x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Anyone that wipes their cock on my curtains will lose it!

If I promise to use a kleenex can I keep my cock??"

Depends how good you were!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

use fab for choosing event..go out, have fun, come on here and keep in touch with the people you've met there, arrange to see them again or, look for another event..repeat as necessary. As an added bonus you may find someone here you can meet 'there' however, don't wait for it, your life is ticking away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot to mention flowers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies try it in reverse see if it works to.

I get back to you as soon as I can but be patient please.

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"Anyone that wipes their cock on my curtains will lose it!

If I promise to use a kleenex can I keep my cock??

Depends how good you were!"

Now how do we go about measuring that objectively??

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Create fake female profile

Copy FAF message from a guy

Click on profile

select woman that offers the sex acts you want

mail her to sort a time and place

cock out

woop woooop

wipe cock on curtains

job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"click on profile

select woman that offers the sex acts you want

mail her to sort a time and place

cock out

woop woooop

wipe cock on curtains

job done

Make sure she's actually got curtains before meeting.....I didn't take this simple precaution last time n ended up cutting my cock to ribbons on the bloody blinds!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"anyway OP...geez a lick and FUCK x"

Hop on

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Anyone that wipes their cock on my curtains will lose it! "

How do you lose a curtain?

P.S. Sorry about the new spiders web on the ceiling

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"click on profile

select woman that offers the sex acts you want

mail her to sort a time and place

cock out

woop woooop

wipe cock on curtains

job done

I wish

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Anyone that wipes their cock on my curtains will lose it!

How do you lose a curtain?

P.S. Sorry about the new spiders web on the ceiling

I won't lose a curtain you'll lose your bananas! Permanently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This site works?

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"click on profile

select woman that offers the sex acts you want

mail her to sort a time and place

cock out

woop woooop

wipe cock on curtains

job done

Works for us

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Are you sure anyone on here has curtains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot that you have to email her dick pictures. Chicks love dick pictures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"click on profile

select woman that offers the sex acts you want

mail her to sort a time and place

cock out

woop woooop

wipe cock on curtains

job done

Works for us

See! I knew it worked.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"click on profile

select woman that offers the sex acts you want

mail her to sort a time and place

cock out

woop woooop

wipe cock on curtains

job done

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Anyone that wipes their cock on my curtains will lose it!

How do you lose a curtain?

P.S. Sorry about the new spiders web on the ceiling

I won't lose a curtain you'll lose your bananas! Permanently!"

The bananas are over ripe now anyway

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