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"God no..last time i did this i had loads of blokes asking to rim me" There's been worse ha ha | |||
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"Go on then what the hell, but no blokes ![]() You get paired with the next person to join. That's how it works. I don't pick and choose who to match. Are you still in? | |||
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"Nobody can be that bad, can they? ![]() PP. I think that means your stuck with us ![]() | |||
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"Funguy and Miss Honey you're a match " Wow really! I'm flattered. | |||
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"Nobody can be that bad.... Hi ![]() Hi looks like we're a match. ![]() | |||
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"Funguy and Miss Honey you're a match Wow really! I'm flattered." You say that now. | |||
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"Nobody can be that bad.... Hi ![]() Nah Miss Honey, crazy moments you may have but still a pussy cat really you are ![]() | |||
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"Nobody can be that bad.... Hi ![]() ![]() Shhh | |||
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"Sure why not ![]() Will match you up when someone else joins | |||
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"Privateparts and Chakalaka you're a match " Done ![]() | |||
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"I joined the other one but my match has gone offline! Dare I join this one too??" Yes you dare ![]() | |||
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"My new status is up. How fucking embarrassing " Right I'm off to the fruit and veg man ![]() | |||
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"My new status is up. How fucking embarrassing Right I'm off to the fruit and veg man ![]() Hahahhaha | |||
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"Sure why not ![]() I can't send you a message, but yours is gonna be "Anyone keen for being fucked till they make the noise of Bjork, trapped in a suitcase, thrown down a elevator travelling at high speed in the opposite direction?" | |||
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"Sure why not ![]() That just made me spit my coffee out, no joke!!!! | |||
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"I've had 19 messages. Most asking to fuck me with a courgette " See I told you disguising your kinks with this thread would help you find others who are in to fruit and veg based fun, but you wouldn't listen to me ![]() | |||
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"I've had 19 messages. Most asking to fuck me with a courgette " Could be worse, they might want to use an aubergine ![]() | |||
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"I've had 19 messages. Most asking to fuck me with a courgette See I told you disguising your kinks with this thread would help you find others who are in to fruit and veg based fun, but you wouldn't listen to me ![]() Shut up and start deepthroating toes | |||
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"I've had 19 messages. Most asking to fuck me with a courgette Could be worse, they might want to use an aubergine ![]() I'd rather an aubergine | |||
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"Shimmer lips and a naughty twosome. Go! " I'll have to await ours, filters prevent delivery of mine | |||
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"Shimmer lips and a naughty twosome. Go! I'll have to await ours, filters prevent delivery of mine" You can post it on here for shimmer lips | |||
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"Shimmer lips and a naughty twosome. Go! I'll have to await ours, filters prevent delivery of mine You can post it on here for shimmer lips " Enjoy... 'I have a new fetish..... to be stripped, bound, blindfolded.......covered in beef dripping, and strapped to a space hopper. Fancy a ride?' | |||
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"I've done this previously so yes I'm boring and samey but we've had such fun before...... Status swap! Say you're in and I will pair you with someone else from here. You then need to give each other a new status to post for 1 hour. All filters to come off in that time. It's been hilarious previously and most people come up with some absolute crackers. If I'm not able to keep pairing my lovely assisnt MrAlleycat will take over...... Who's in? " Me | |||
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"Shimmer lips and a naughty twosome. Go! I'll have to await ours, filters prevent delivery of mine You can post it on here for shimmer lips Enjoy... 'I have a new fetish..... to be stripped, bound, blindfolded.......covered in beef dripping, and strapped to a space hopper. Fancy a ride?'" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm in ![]() Think my match has logged off so you can have the one I produced above. ![]() | |||
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"I'm in ![]() ![]() I've already matched up luscious lady so keep that cracker of a status and the next unsuspecting victim who says I'm in can have it! | |||
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"I'll play ![]() Right then young man. I'm afraid you've walked straight in to naughty twosome's magnificent status. Think of one for them and either message them or post it here. | |||
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"I'm in" As soon as the next person joins we'll match you up young man ![]() | |||
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"Sorry! Childcare happened I'll leave you to it " Oh no you won't ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Sorry! Childcare happened I'll leave you to it Oh no you won't ![]() ![]() Yes you two are back together | |||
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"Sorry! Childcare happened I'll leave you to it Oh no you won't ![]() ![]() ' Awful night in A&E, but after 3 hours the aubergine is finally removed!!' | |||
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"Sorry! Childcare happened I'll leave you to it Oh no you won't ![]() ![]() Well this will get tongues wagging ![]() | |||
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"Count me in. " Right then young man, we'll match you up as soon as the next unsuspecting sausage commits. | |||
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"Count me in. " Just waiting on your partner | |||
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"Count me in. Just waiting on your partner " I've got this fruit and veg girl ![]() | |||
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"Count me in. Just waiting on your partner I've got this fruit and veg girl ![]() Thanks hairy toe enthusiast ![]() | |||
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"Sorry! Childcare happened I'll leave you to it Oh no you won't ![]() ![]() ![]() Or pulses racing. ![]() | |||
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"Count me in. Just waiting on your partner I've got this fruit and veg girl ![]() ![]() I've polished off four particularly hairy pairs of feet already. Can't get enough of them and I might not take my status down ![]() | |||
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"PlatinumPaul and Wyldstyle you're a match. Go! " Sorry, had another pair of feet on the go ![]() | |||
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"Oh no ![]() ![]() ![]() Get your fabulous backside back in here Duchess ![]() | |||
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"Oh no ![]() ![]() ![]() There are some crackers. I've been propositioned by lots of men wielding courgettes | |||
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"Pocket rocket and wantingfun boy you're a match " Just been to Aldi for the super six now off to go fox hunting ![]() | |||
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"Oh no ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() O'Malley ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pocket rocket and wantingfun boy you're a match Just been to Aldi for the super six now off to go fox hunting ![]() Wantingfun that's yours! | |||
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"Oh no ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well no guarantees, you know this lot ![]() | |||
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"Oh no ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Get involved sexyspecs | |||
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"Sexyspecs and letmelickyou you're a match. Go! " And remember, lick, play nice (don't play nice - she can't see this) | |||
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"PlatinumPaul and Wyldstyle you're a match. Go! " Do I post it here as well as in a pm? If so its.... Keen to explore cosplay. I've an alien fantasy I wish to bring to life | |||
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"PlatinumPaul and Wyldstyle you're a match. Go! Do I post it here as well as in a pm? If so its.... Keen to explore cosplay. I've an alien fantasy I wish to bring to life" I love that! I know PlatinumPaul so that's brilliant! Go girl! Posting it here is fine, he'll see it | |||
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"Ok. I'm in " Just waiting for your partner | |||
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"Ok. I'm in " Stand by for your match ![]() | |||
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"Ok I'm in... ![]() You have letmelickyou | |||
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"Ok I'm in... ![]() Mmmmm foot fromage ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"MrAlleycat is getting ahead of himself. Remember who's in charge here Mr.... ![]() *cough* courgettes *cough* | |||
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"MrAlleycat is getting ahead of himself. Remember who's in charge here Mr.... ![]() Suck my toe | |||
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"MrAlleycat is getting ahead of himself. Remember who's in charge here Mr.... ![]() No, it's not hairy enough. Oh hang on, that is quite hairy actually ![]() | |||
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"Pocket rocket and wantingfun boy you're a match Just been to Aldi for the super six now off to go fox hunting ![]() so what now?? | |||
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"Pocket rocket and wantingfun boy you're a match Just been to Aldi for the super six now off to go fox hunting ![]() You give pocket rocket one and you post them for 1 hour | |||
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"PlatinumPaul and Wyldstyle you're a match. Go! Do I post it here as well as in a pm? If so its.... Keen to explore cosplay. I've an alien fantasy I wish to bring to life I love that! I know PlatinumPaul so that's brilliant! Go girl! Posting it here is fine, he'll see it " Cool x | |||
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"Pocket rocket and wantingfun boy you're a match Just been to Aldi for the super six now off to go fox hunting ![]() Wrote each other a comedy filth based status and post it for an hour. Remove all message filters too. | |||
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"Vine and Ranger you're a match. Go! " And order has been restored ![]() | |||
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"This is the sort of thing that gets me splattered across everybody's block list. I'm not playing." Yep lol There's another similar post happening now too. | |||
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"This is the sort of thing that gets me splattered across everybody's block list. I'm not playing. Yep lol There's another similar post happening now too." We noticed after we started this and messaged apologies. There's always plenty of room for these sorts of things. Now, are you in? | |||
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"This is the sort of thing that gets me splattered across everybody's block list. I'm not playing. Yep lol There's another similar post happening now too. We noticed after we started this and messaged apologies. There's always plenty of room for these sorts of things. Now, are you in?" And the original poster of that is now playing here too. Great fun for all | |||
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"Thank you for that. Here you go. "Decided to go out dogging tonight, all I want is for men to come and wank all over my windscreen while watching me and my friend. Message me"" PlatinumPaul and Wyldstyle great statuses...get these posted for 1 hour!!! All filters off | |||
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"Go on then ![]() Just waiting for your partner ![]() | |||
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"Thank you for that. Here you go. "Decided to go out dogging tonight, all I want is for men to come and wank all over my windscreen while watching me and my friend. Message me"" Oh god ![]() | |||
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"Thank you for that. Here you go. "Decided to go out dogging tonight, all I want is for men to come and wank all over my windscreen while watching me and my friend. Message me" Oh god ![]() ![]() | |||
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"MrAlleycat is getting ahead of himself. Remember who's in charge here Mr.... ![]() Noooo that's me ![]() | |||
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"Go on then ![]() I'll match with you if allowed as my match has disappeared. | |||
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"Ok I'm in ![]() Ok, you and T1zz. Write each other a status and enjoy your feedback for the next hour ![]() | |||
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"Go on then ![]() They've just been allocated. We'll sort another one out for you. | |||
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"MrAlleycat is getting ahead of himself. Remember who's in charge here Mr.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Go on then ![]() ok my status for you is " I'm actually married but hubbies gone out for day I'm looking for at least 5 twenty year old guys to come round mine for a party leave me your kiks and I will get back soon as sexy pics on request " ![]() | |||
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"Go on then ![]() ![]() What's this, anarchy? Outrageous. However, as you were you seabed is a job ![]() | |||
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"Thank you for that. Here you go. "Decided to go out dogging tonight, all I want is for men to come and wank all over my windscreen while watching me and my friend. Message me" Oh god ![]() Be brave | |||
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"Ive lost count of the vegetable based innuendos I've had. What's other people had? " I haven't had any. Your depraved thoughts are clearly too out there for those who have seen mine ![]() | |||
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"I've had lots of offers for bareback sex already ![]() Isn't that just another day on fab if you remove your filters? | |||
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"I've had lots of offers for bareback sex already ![]() I've just spat tea at reading yours. Legend! ![]() | |||
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"I've had lots of offers for bareback sex already ![]() True but I have had my profile hidden for a while. Just un hid it for this so I guess I've been sheltered from the craziness for a while haha | |||
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"Ive lost count of the vegetable based innuendos I've had. What's other people had? I haven't had any. Your depraved thoughts are clearly too out there for those who have seen mine ![]() They're all messaging me about fruit and veg stalls and luscious lady about bareback sex by the sounds! | |||
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"I've already had an intrest and a foot live picture selfie ![]() ![]() ![]() Yours is great | |||
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"I've had lots of offers for bareback sex already ![]() So this thread has reminded you why you hid it in the first place. We are a public service, fruit and veg girl ![]() | |||
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"Ive lost count of the vegetable based innuendos I've had. What's other people had? I haven't had any. Your depraved thoughts are clearly too out there for those who have seen mine ![]() Result ![]() | |||
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"MrAlleycat, ours have been up for 2 hours....are we having just too much fun do you think?" Has it really? Time flies when you're having fun ![]() | |||
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"There's some odd folks that want to cover me in beef dripping ![]() How wrong is it that that just makes me hungry ![]() | |||
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"I've had lots of offers for bareback sex already ![]() ![]() Oh no. Someone not far from me has offered to clean up the trail for me ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've had lots of offers for bareback sex already ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We're glad you enjoyed ![]() | |||
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"There's some odd folks that want to cover me in beef dripping ![]() You're welcome ![]() | |||
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"I've had lots of offers for bareback sex already ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes we are x | |||
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"There's some odd folks that want to cover me in beef dripping ![]() ![]() I'll get you next time ![]() | |||
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"Someone wants to clean my windscreen with his tongue........ ![]() Nice ![]() | |||
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"There's some odd folks that want to cover me in beef dripping ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Miss T1zz is a star and stepped in and gave me a status after my match disappeared. ![]() Excellent. Have you had any comments? | |||
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"Someone wants to clean my windscreen with his tongue........ ![]() Yuk. But funny | |||
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"Miss T1zz is a star and stepped in and gave me a status after my match disappeared. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Miss T1zz is a star and stepped in and gave me a status after my match disappeared. ![]() Not yet ... | |||
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"Miss T1zz is a star and stepped in and gave me a status after my match disappeared. ![]() There's still time ![]() | |||
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"Someone wants to clean my windscreen with his tongue........ ![]() Yours is brilliant...disgusting but brilliant. Watch out for roadkill flies ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Someone wants to clean my windscreen with his tongue........ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's the least of their worries ![]() | |||
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"Who knew so many hot young men were into dogging.. I thought it was all old creepy truckers " ![]() | |||
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"Who knew so many hot young men were into dogging.. I thought it was all old creepy truckers " And this can only be a good thing, right? | |||
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"Who knew so many hot young men were into dogging.. I thought it was all old creepy truckers And this can only be a good thing, right?" Not enough to tempt me but surprising! | |||
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"Who knew so many hot young men were into dogging.. I thought it was all old creepy truckers And this can only be a good thing, right? Not enough to tempt me but surprising!" Fair enough ![]() | |||
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"Who knew so many hot young men were into dogging.. I thought it was all old creepy truckers And this can only be a good thing, right? Not enough to tempt me but surprising!" An eye opening and funny Saturday | |||
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"Any other updates gang?" I now have a man practically packing up his ropes and ties and bringing his fruit bowl | |||
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"Any other updates gang? I now have a man practically packing up his ropes and ties and bringing his fruit bowl " What more could any woman want! | |||
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"Any other updates gang? I now have a man practically packing up his ropes and ties and bringing his fruit bowl What more could any woman want!" A hot woman? | |||
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