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"I have talked about reaching middle age and being in denial.... or reaching getting old without realising.... well.... thank you final leg!!! i have just had another of those moments.... Scott and Charlene's wedding in neighbours.... 30 years ago this week..... and i still remember it, and suddenly by angry anderson.... so..... other sneeky signs you are getting old?" my third child moved out last week..3 down 1 to go..im like wha...when did that even become a possibility of happening ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When you realise Tainted Love by Soft Cell was released closer to the end of WWII than today .. ![]() Someone follows Richard Osman on Twitter ![]() | |||
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"I have talked about reaching middle age and being in denial.... or reaching getting old without realising.... well.... thank you final leg!!! i have just had another of those moments.... Scott and Charlene's wedding in neighbours.... 30 years ago this week..... and i still remember it, and suddenly by angry anderson.... so..... other sneeky signs you are getting old?" Ha, I got that too. It was the year I left school ![]() | |||
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"I have talked about reaching middle age and being in denial.... or reaching getting old without realising.... well.... thank you final leg!!! i have just had another of those moments.... Scott and Charlene's wedding in neighbours.... 30 years ago this week..... and i still remember it, and suddenly by angry anderson.... so..... other sneeky signs you are getting old?my third child moved out last week..3 down 1 to go..im like wha...when did that even become a possibility of happening ![]() ![]() My youngest starts (and leaves home for) uni in September. Where the bugger bollocks did those years go?! | |||
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"Having to explain the phrase "Accrington Stanley? Who are they?" to colleagues and wondering if they might actually be work experience kids whilst doing so. " But I know who they are and I'm not anywhere near that age ![]() | |||
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"We were discussing Spitting Image and Not the 9 O'clock News at work yesterday. Many of my workmates had no idea what we were on about." Again. I remember spitting image. Somethings not right here lol | |||
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"Having to explain the phrase "Accrington Stanley? Who are they?" to colleagues and wondering if they might actually be work experience kids whilst doing so. " I had to explain who the Dolly Dealers were on Play Your Cards Right ~ the 20 somethings looked at me like I was speaking in French! | |||
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"The sudden shock from a young colleague when I said we didn't always wear seat belts. " I scare my daughter by telling her about hard wired phones and three TV channels that ended with the National Anthem at midnight. | |||
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"Having to explain the phrase "Accrington Stanley? Who are they?" to colleagues and wondering if they might actually be work experience kids whilst doing so. I had to explain who the Dolly Dealers were on Play Your Cards Right ~ the 20 somethings looked at me like I was speaking in French!" The who? Haha | |||
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"Having to explain the phrase "Accrington Stanley? Who are they?" to colleagues and wondering if they might actually be work experience kids whilst doing so. But I know who they are and I'm not anywhere near that age ![]() And there you go demonstrating my point. It's not who they are, it's a phrase from a milk advert many many years ago. And now, once again, I feel ancient - thanks! ![]() | |||
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"Having to explain the phrase "Accrington Stanley? Who are they?" to colleagues and wondering if they might actually be work experience kids whilst doing so. But I know who they are and I'm not anywhere near that age ![]() ![]() Yeah. Wasn't it the one where 2 Scouse kids say something like who are they..and the other goes exactly? | |||
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"When you realise Tainted Love by Soft Cell was released closer to the end of WWII than today .. ![]() That is actually mind blowing! ![]() | |||
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"Does anybody else make that noise when you bend down to pick something up? Or is it just me" I make that noise constantly!! ![]() | |||
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"Having to explain the phrase "Accrington Stanley? Who are they?" to colleagues and wondering if they might actually be work experience kids whilst doing so. But I know who they are and I'm not anywhere near that age ![]() ![]() should someone tell him the right answer to that question was "exactly!".... I feel ya!!! ![]() | |||
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"I don't feel like I'm getting anywhere near old reading this thread. Thanks everyone! ![]() Bugger off then ya young git! | |||
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"Does anybody here still say"i taped that programme" instead of "recorded" like they do now? Ahhh vhs" VHS! What about Betamax? | |||
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"Does anybody here still say"i taped that programme" instead of "recorded" like they do now? Ahhh vhs VHS! What about Betamax?" My dads first one was beta cost £790,we were one of the first to have one if i can remember,ahhhh back in the day | |||
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"My eldest (7) asked me if the dinosaurs were around when i was born. ![]() Your only a kid ms val | |||
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"Does anybody here still say"i taped that programme" instead of "recorded" like they do now? Ahhh vhs VHS! What about Betamax?" What about Philips? We had one of the first ever video recorders. It was shite. | |||
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"My eldest (7) asked me if the dinosaurs were around when i was born. ![]() Thanks Dash ![]() | |||
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"Does anybody here still say"i taped that programme" instead of "recorded" like they do now? Ahhh vhs VHS! What about Betamax? What about Philips? We had one of the first ever video recorders. It was shite." Is that the one you could turn over like a small cassette and recored on both sides? | |||
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"My eldest (7) asked me if the dinosaurs were around when i was born. ![]() ![]() Mwhaaa | |||
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"Does anybody here still say"i taped that programme" instead of "recorded" like they do now? Ahhh vhs VHS! What about Betamax? What about Philips? We had one of the first ever video recorders. It was shite." I see your philips..... and raise you a ferguson videostar... the one where you had to slam down the top... not just feed it in! ![]() | |||
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"Does anybody here still say"i taped that programme" instead of "recorded" like they do now? Ahhh vhs VHS! What about Betamax? What about Philips? We had one of the first ever video recorders. It was shite. I see your philips..... and raise you a ferguson videostar... the one where you had to slam down the top... not just feed it in! ![]() Thats a betamax isnt it fab? Top loader | |||
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"My eldest (7) asked me if the dinosaurs were around when i was born. ![]() Hahaha that's a classic ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Does anybody here still say"i taped that programme" instead of "recorded" like they do now? Ahhh vhs VHS! What about Betamax? What about Philips? We had one of the first ever video recorders. It was shite. Is that the one you could turn over like a small cassette and recored on both sides?" Allegedly. We never managed to get it to work. | |||
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"My eldest (7) asked me if the dinosaurs were around when i was born. ![]() ![]() ![]() ive had was there a king on the throne when you where young | |||
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"Does anybody here still say"i taped that programme" instead of "recorded" like they do now? Ahhh vhs VHS! What about Betamax? What about Philips? We had one of the first ever video recorders. It was shite. I see your philips..... and raise you a ferguson videostar... the one where you had to slam down the top... not just feed it in! ![]() That indeed was a top loader. ![]() | |||
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"Does anybody here still say"i taped that programme" instead of "recorded" like they do now? Ahhh vhs VHS! What about Betamax? What about Philips? We had one of the first ever video recorders. It was shite. Is that the one you could turn over like a small cassette and recored on both sides? Allegedly. We never managed to get it to work." You could never manage to turn over the cassette? ![]() | |||
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"Does anybody here still say"i taped that programme" instead of "recorded" like they do now? Ahhh vhs VHS! What about Betamax? What about Philips? We had one of the first ever video recorders. It was shite. I see your philips..... and raise you a ferguson videostar... the one where you had to slam down the top... not just feed it in! ![]() It was a betamax, we had that one at home and thought we were quite posh ![]() | |||
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"Does anybody here still say"i taped that programme" instead of "recorded" like they do now? Ahhh vhs VHS! What about Betamax? What about Philips? We had one of the first ever video recorders. It was shite. Is that the one you could turn over like a small cassette and recored on both sides?" I had a Philips 2000, yes taped both sides, was a good idea, took you bloody ages to find what you wanted to watch though ![]() | |||
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"I have talked about reaching middle age and being in denial.... or reaching getting old without realising.... well.... thank you final leg!!! i have just had another of those moments.... Scott and Charlene's wedding in neighbours.... 30 years ago this week..... and i still remember it, and suddenly by angry anderson.... so..... other sneeky signs you are getting old?my third child moved out last week..3 down 1 to go..im like wha...when did that even become a possibility of happening ![]() ![]() When your youngest has just got a new dress for her MSc graduation. When daughter number two was one of those "hero doctors" following the Manchester bombing. When you think "how old? Really?" As your eldests birthday is approaching. But then you realised that the previous week you shared a naked hot tub with someone 20+ yrs your junior....and you think "feck it...there's life in the old dog yet!" | |||
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"Does anybody else make that noise when you bend down to pick something up? Or is it just me I can't always bend down ![]() PARP! | |||
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"Does anybody else make that noise when you bend down to pick something up? Or is it just me I can't always bend down ![]() ive been told i often grunt when im getting up off the sofa ![]() | |||
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"I'm 55 and am only just having a voluntary midlife crisis ![]() ![]() I think we should take a vote on this missus ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Having to explain the phrase "Accrington Stanley? Who are they?" to colleagues and wondering if they might actually be work experience kids whilst doing so. " Oh this.... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Having to explain the phrase "Accrington Stanley? Who are they?" to colleagues and wondering if they might actually be work experience kids whilst doing so. Oh this.... ![]() ![]() ![]() Woah i live near accrington,its full of blackburn rovers fans.....scum | |||
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"anyway.... back to the original post... Scott and Charlene's wedding was 30 bloody years ago!!!!!! is it good bad or depressing i have fancied the same woman for 30 years... and how many bloody changes has she gone thru!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Who the fuck are Scott & Charlene? ![]() | |||
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"My eldest (7) asked me if the dinosaurs were around when i was born. ![]() it was called oil of ulay when I first remember it | |||
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"The look of horror on my daughter's face as we sat waiting for her husband to arrive with the car seat so she could go home with her baby when I said I carried her on my lap, in the front seat of her dad's Ford transit van, home from the hospital. " Different times ![]() | |||
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"The look of horror on my daughter's face as we sat waiting for her husband to arrive with the car seat so she could go home with her baby when I said I carried her on my lap, in the front seat of her dad's Ford transit van, home from the hospital. Different times ![]() Don't I know it. I was 22, had a natural birth and they kept me in a week. She had a c-section, is 34 and was booted out after 24 hours. I still can't believe she's 34!!! ![]() | |||
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"The look of horror on my daughter's face as we sat waiting for her husband to arrive with the car seat so she could go home with her baby when I said I carried her on my lap, in the front seat of her dad's Ford transit van, home from the hospital. Different times ![]() ![]() Haha yup, they grow so fast, my eldest turns 18 soon, those years have flew past. | |||
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"Having to explain the phrase "Accrington Stanley? Who are they?" to colleagues and wondering if they might actually be work experience kids whilst doing so. But I know who they are and I'm not anywhere near that age ![]() ![]() "My dad says if I don't drink all my milk l only be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley!" "Accrington Stanley? Who are they?" "Exactly!" That was a classic advert | |||
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"Sitting by the 'phone table' in the hall to use it. Originally we shared a party line with next door, so sometimes you would pick the phone up, the neighbours were using the line and you'd apologise and put the phone down! some people pay good money now for that service ![]() I used to pick up the phone.. state my phone number.. which they knew because they called it.. and said.. who's speaking please.. How did you guys used to answer the landline? | |||
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"Sitting by the 'phone table' in the hall to use it. Originally we shared a party line with next door, so sometimes you would pick the phone up, the neighbours were using the line and you'd apologise and put the phone down! some people pay good money now for that service ![]() i never had one at my childhood home - had a shared line in my first flat a few years after - just used to say hi ![]() | |||
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"I have talked about reaching middle age and being in denial.... or reaching getting old without realising.... well.... thank you final leg!!! i have just had another of those moments.... Scott and Charlene's wedding in neighbours.... 30 years ago this week..... and i still remember it, and suddenly by angry anderson.... so..... other sneeky signs you are getting old?my third child moved out last week..3 down 1 to go..im like wha...when did that even become a possibility of happening ![]() ![]() those three years go so fast..my second eldest has just graduated, didnt seem like a moment ago i was moving her into halls.. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Sitting by the 'phone table' in the hall to use it. Originally we shared a party line with next door, so sometimes you would pick the phone up, the neighbours were using the line and you'd apologise and put the phone down! some people pay good money now for that service ![]() it was three digits long, so it was the village and the three digits, wouldnt dream of giving out my name or anything | |||
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"Explaining to your youngest that 12" lp's are not a new thing " or explaining to my niece that the song she likes isn't a new song done by hipsters and is in fact at least 20 years old... my sister sat down my niece to watch the barry gibb glastonbury spot... she says she has not been the same since.... | |||
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"When you start to notice the grim reaper hanging around different places you frequent n each time you see him he taps on his watch/hourglass while giving you a knowing nod with his hooded skull. Pay attention though,if you notice The Police song,Every Breath You Take,playing in the background then you're most likely an actor in a movie montage and your imminent death is therefore unlikely. ![]() Have you considered Councelling? Lol. | |||
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"When you're talking to a smoker (we're both none smokers now BTW) colleague at work at they give you a look of disbelief when you tell then that ten Benson used to cost 74p." Used to get sent to shop for 20 Kensitas pretty sure they were less than 50p ![]() | |||
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"Explaining to your youngest that 12" lp's are not a new thing or explaining to my niece that the song she likes isn't a new song done by hipsters and is in fact at least 20 years old... my sister sat down my niece to watch the barry gibb glastonbury spot... she says she has not been the same since...." https://www.theguardian.com/music/2017/jun/26/glastonbury-barry-gibb-bee-gees-covers-twitter-joke ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When you start to notice the grim reaper hanging around different places you frequent n each time you see him he taps on his watch/hourglass while giving you a knowing nod with his hooded skull. Pay attention though,if you notice The Police song,Every Breath You Take,playing in the background then you're most likely an actor in a movie montage and your imminent death is therefore unlikely. ![]() All the time...n I'd happily go if it weren't for the grim reaper hanging around outside the building,nodding at me as he taps his toe to the beat of Every Breath You Take! ![]() | |||
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"When you pass the reading glasses around the table in the Indian restaurant 'cos known of you can read the menu properly in the dim light... ![]() I bought three strengths of reading glasses which I used to offer customers in a restaurant I ran.........25 years ago. ![]() | |||
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"When you start to notice the grim reaper hanging around different places you frequent n each time you see him he taps on his watch/hourglass while giving you a knowing nod with his hooded skull. Pay attention though,if you notice The Police song,Every Breath You Take,playing in the background then you're most likely an actor in a movie montage and your imminent death is therefore unlikely. ![]() ![]() I can recommend a good Councillor lol | |||
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"When you pass the reading glasses around the table in the Indian restaurant 'cos known of you can read the menu properly in the dim light... ![]() ![]() That's a really good idea,I'm forever forgetting mine. | |||
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"When you pass the reading glasses around the table in the Indian restaurant 'cos known of you can read the menu properly in the dim light... ![]() ![]() Ditto to it being a good idea - as a bloke that doesn't always carry his glasses round with him (not having a handbag and that!! ![]() | |||
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"When you pass the reading glasses around the table in the Indian restaurant 'cos known of you can read the menu properly in the dim light... ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah that's me or it's right under my nose so I can see it ![]() | |||
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"When you pass the reading glasses around the table in the Indian restaurant 'cos known of you can read the menu properly in the dim light... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh I'm the one doing the forever extending and retracting arms thing trying to get the menu into focus!! ![]() | |||
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" Ditto to it being a good idea - as a bloke that doesn't always carry his glasses round with him (not having a handbag and that!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Well I'm short sighted in one and long sighted in the other,so I just close one eye and look through the short sighted one ![]() | |||
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" Ditto to it being a good idea - as a bloke that doesn't always carry his glasses round with him (not having a handbag and that!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That must be awkward when there's a specials board on the wall to contend with and the waiter thinks you're winking at him with each eye alternately!! ![]() | |||
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"When you start to notice the grim reaper hanging around different places you frequent n each time you see him he taps on his watch/hourglass while giving you a knowing nod with his hooded skull. Pay attention though,if you notice The Police song,Every Breath You Take,playing in the background then you're most likely an actor in a movie montage and your imminent death is therefore unlikely. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When you're talking to a smoker (we're both none smokers now BTW) colleague at work at they give you a look of disbelief when you tell then that ten Benson used to cost 74p." Bensons used to be 50p for 20 when I was young and you could but 3 fags from the shop for 10p ![]() | |||
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"My eldest (7) asked me if the dinosaurs were around when i was born. ![]() ![]() ![]() Bugger! S'pose it wasn't a marathon either?? ![]() | |||
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"My eldest (7) asked me if the dinosaurs were around when i was born. ![]() ![]() ![]() i still call it oil of ulay ![]() | |||
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