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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

“We dance for laughter, we dance for tears, we dance for madness, we dance for fears, we dance for hopes, we dance for screams, we are the dancers, we create the dreams.”

Albert Einstein

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

The point of life is life.

Goethe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'.

Audrey Hepburn

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

As long as you are breathing there is more right with you than there is wrong with you, no matter what the condition of your body, and it's history, and no matter what you are facing at this moment in time.

Jon Kabatt-Zin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

latest one which is work relevant -

' they might not remember what you said - but --- they will remember how you made them feel ''

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

To infinity and beyond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With great power comes great responsibility - Ben Parker

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Keep facing the sun and the shadows will all fall behind you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The goal is not to be better than the other man, but your previous self.

~Dalai Lama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To infinity and beyond "

. haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. Ace Rimmer,Red Dwarf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure!

Both I have tattooed on my body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I aim to misbehave"

~Captain Malcolm Reynolds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Keep facing the sun and the shadows will all fall behind you x"

by who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

some lovely quotes people, even a toy story made me smile

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Don't shit on your own doorstep.

We aren't swans darling. We aren't meant to mate for life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your d*unk don't drive.... Don't even putt

Dean Martin

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By *anKevCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge wells

42

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no try, there is no fail, there is only do"

This is what I tell myself on my weight lose journey...2st 7lbs gone forever

Poppy

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Those are my principles and if you don't like them, well I have others.

Groucho Marx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me the keys...... you cock sucker...

The Usual Suspects line up.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.

WC Fields

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't believe everything you read on the internet"

Abraham Lincoln ...

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

When all your wishes are granted,many of your dreams will be destroyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

Marilyn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

Sun Tzu.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I don't drink water....fish fuck in it.

W.C. Fields

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can stand crooked, but walk straight.

My Dad

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

A person that never made a misstake never made anything

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I believe in kindness,also in mischief.-Mary Oliver

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Space isn't far away it only an hours drive if your car can go straight up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing is impossible, just challenging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a proctologist,but I know an asshole when I see one.

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By *exmadscotMan
over a year ago

alloa

In the Navy yes you can sail the seven seas

Not many people really understand this line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better to ask forgiveness than permission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To err is human. To forgive is dive.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*divine

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By *aulhi69Man
over a year ago

Eastleigh

Im a part time gynacoligist so I can just keep my hand in !

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By *aulhi69Man
over a year ago

Eastleigh

They don't like it up em Mr Mannering !

Corporal Jones & Ivor Biggun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I aim to misbehave"

~Captain Malcolm Reynolds"

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By *exmadscotMan
over a year ago

alloa


"They don't like it up em Mr Mannering !

Corporal Jones & Ivor Biggun "

There is always someone who has to spoil it with silly comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

Marilyn. "

Soooo true

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Santa Rita Rita, lo que se da no se quita

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If things don't change they'll stay the same - Norfolk Couple

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Quien se fue a Sevilla perdió su silla

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

King Arthur: I am your king.

Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.

King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.

Woman: Well how'd you become king then?

[Angelic music plays... ]

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad use to say, The things you see when you don't have a gun,????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually the cheapest one, assuming like for like.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Sol solet vinem a veure vinem a veure, sol solet vinem a veure que tinc fred

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to be crazy and happy rather than normal and bitter.

Paulo Coelho

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield


"42"

A very Deep Thought

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"42"

Is that your answer for everything?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think their for I am... horny

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I like this one.

I thought of it myself, I may let some of you borrow it as it's fucking epic.

"I may not be perfect but I'm perfectly me"

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

No val ni un duro

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out,

Winners Never Quit Quitters Never Win,

Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans, John Lennon

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

A friend in need is a pest.

Arthur Daley

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

I'll be back

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


""I aim to misbehave"

~Captain Malcolm Reynolds"

Often

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Forrest Gump

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Arriba

Abajo

Al centro

A dentro

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes


"Arriba

Abajo

Al centro

A dentro"

Asuve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space"

So long and thanks for all the fish?

Or taken from one of his other great works, all wonderful books

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By *umasutraCouple
over a year ago

Guildford

From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable.

Nas

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Oh Cliff,

Sometimes it must be hard not to feel as if,

You really are a cliff

When fascists keep trying to push you over it,

Are they the lemmings or are you Cliff,

Or are you clff,

Or are you Cliff

Rick

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield


"Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space

So long and thanks for all the fish?

Or taken from one of his other great works, all wonderful books

"

It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming an opinion on them.

On the other hand, it is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martin Tyler.

"It's finished at Sunderland,Manchester Utd have done all they can.

BALOTELLI

AGUEROOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Martin Tyler.

"It's finished at Sunderland,Manchester Utd have done all they can.

BALOTELLI

AGUEROOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let your eye be your guide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you fail to prepare, then you have prepared to fail.

Fuzz

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By *ander_XMan
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!” - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prior planning & preparation prevents piss poor performance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanting to be someone else, is a waste of the person you are - Kurt Cobain.

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance

General John Sedgwick

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Life's a journey not a destination... Aerosmith

Cal

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

You never listen to word that I said

You only seen me

For the clothes that I wear

Or did the interest go so much deeper

It must have been

The colour of my hair.

John Lydon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The day is always darkest before the dawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Follow me I'm right behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 bucks grandpa for 75 the wife can watch !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where were you going when I saw you coming back ?

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By *rBakersMan
over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow

Honesty is a very expensive gift.

Do not expect it from cheap people.

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By *uzyamCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Not my circus not my monkeys

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

cake or death?..

eddie izzard

"the mind tells the illusion self, it cant exist without it. It's true, it can't."

- _uzy444

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

He would say that wouldn't he?

Handy Mandy.

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

I`m pretty but I`m not beautiful.

I sin but I`m not the devil.

I`m good but I`m not an angel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If ye dinnae want shite oan it,dinnae stick it up ma erse!"

Old fab proverb I picked up on my travels.

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes


"The point of life is life.

Goethe"

And did he came up to that all on his own????

Really??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if in doubt,,just pout" mikki maraschino

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes


"The point of life is l.

Goethe

And did he came up to that all on his own????

Really?? "

Same as what the "tin lady" came up with: "brexit means brexit" (naaaaa!! Is that what it means??..cant be!!

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By *leedsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"See, the difference with me is when I do what I'm doing, I do what I'm doing but I do it like I'm doing it on TV...."

Mace

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By *tockportChapMan
over a year ago

Stockport Centre

All of our days are numbered. We cannot afford to be idle. To act on a bad idea is better than to not act at all. Because the worth of the idea doesn't become apparent until you do it. - Nick Cave.

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By *Q_GentMan
over a year ago

Manchester, City Centre

"Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?" - Frank Zappa

"Whatever we can do to have a good time then let's get on with it...as long as it doesn't cause a murder" - Frank Zappa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And when her halo broke, she carved the two halves into horns."

Jordan Sarah Weatherhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's easier to convince people of lie than it is to convince them they have been lied to.

Mark Twain

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I am a marvellous housekeeper, every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

'Absolutely brilliant'!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist

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By *im ZeeMan
over a year ago

north staffs/cheshire

"It'll make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus....Just like me" - Jesse Ventura - Predator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?" - Frank Zappa

"Whatever we can do to have a good time then let's get on with it...as long as it doesn't cause a murder" - Frank Zappa"

Gotta love a Frank Zappa quote,he was always spot on

"Without deviation from the norm,progress is not possible"

"If you want to get laid,go to college.If you want an education,go to the library"

"Jazz isn't dead,it just smells funny"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got tights older than you"

Lily Savage

"I've brought up 4 kids. You couldnt bring up phlegm"

Bianca Jackson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite quote was off my grandad before he kicked the bucket, he said

"Son, watch how far I can kick this bucket"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""It'll make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus....Just like me" - Jesse Ventura - Predator"

Jeez you've got a big pussy....jeez you've got a big pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No time like the present to change the future.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Great thanks to all that have posted.

Some wonderful quotes, some heard before, others never. Lots of very interesting people here...given some of your quote choices

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By *ickeymousesCouple
over a year ago

Lichfield

Guilt is when you only know.

Shame is when everybody knows x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expect the worst. Hope for the best.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't like it; fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Road to Happiness leads nowhere.

Happiness is the Road itself.

Bob Dylan's mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some people tell me that i need help.

some people can fuck off and go to hell.

cypress hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many a Lover will WALK into and out of your Life.

But only those who leave a FOOTPRINT upon your Heart will be a true Love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes it best to 'Want' more of what you already 'Have' than to Have what you Want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May the best of your past be the worst of your future

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

If I wanted your opinion I would have given it to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything from a Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry film) or from Airplane or Naked Gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it

michelangelo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some men, you just cant reach" - The captain to Cool Hand Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food

W.C. Fields

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By *aren1956TV/TS
over a year ago

Fakenham

I'm a bit of a bulls**tter myself but I do like listening to a professional, please carry on talking.....

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

'son,if you want a good sex-life,don't marry a vegetarian',didn't understand that until my teens

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to spend the rest of their life living in an institution?

Groucho Marx

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

Told you I was ill

Epitaph on Spike Milligans headstone

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

An insult from a fool is a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Der menksh trakht un Got lackht

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

You look lovely, like a matchstick with the wood shaved off xxx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

You miss every shot you don't take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me......?

Bette Davis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me......?

Bette Davis"

Apologies - it was Mae West!

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes


"Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me......?

Bette Davis

Apologies - it was Mae West!"

Oh that's where my fwb got it from!!

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"When life gives you lemon, make lemonade."

And the one my beloved sister told me back in 2009:

"If you want to jump into the ocean Zali, make sure you know how to swim".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheer up! they said, things could be worse. So I did; and they were" - James Hagerty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Enjoyed reading all these. Thanks people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How am I supposed to soar like an eagle when I'm surrounded by turkeys.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't handle me at my stinkiest, you don't deserve me at my mintiest -Marilyn Monroe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the greatest writer of the written word would have written that story, no one would have believed it. That really was something.

Cliff Morgan 1973 - 'that try'

Still give me goosebumps still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll be ok in the end. . .

if it's not ok, it's not the end

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Ferris Buler

"I'm too old to grow up"

Me

"If it's got Tits, Bricks or Wheels, it's gunna cost ya!"

My dad

Aj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anticipate the Dragon

- Inspirobot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite". The epitaph of Spike Milligan upon his gravestone. Or in English, "I told you I was ill"

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

Tom Hardy ad-lib from Inception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Albert Einsteins Quote below

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's got boobs or wheels it's gonna cost you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't fix stupid, so don't argue with it!

You must be the change you wish to see in the world......Ghandi

Life is what's happening whilst you're busy making plans

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By *hreescompany333Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Well, here we are, trapped in the amber of this moment. There is no why" - Kurt Vonnegut

Either that, or:

"Who's your friend who likes to play? Bing Bong, Bing Bong!" - Bing Bong.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No act of kindness no matter how small is ever wasted Aesop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I maybe a king or a mere street sweeper sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

I drink and I know things.

Tyrian lannister

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

That quote can be applied to all manner of minor day to day situations.

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By *r ed300Man
over a year ago

bradford


"No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.

WC Fields"
too true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just because I'm paranoid it doesn't mean everyone isn't out to get me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't polish a turd. But you can sprinkle it in glitter."

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By *istress Pillow PrincessWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in ever garden"

never has this phrase been more relevant than my time spent on here hehe

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By *r ed300Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to spend the rest of their life living in an institution?

Groucho Marx"

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

There is no cure for being a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck

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By *oyuer99Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

we are all angels with only one wing we can only fly if we embrace one another.

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By *im ZeeMan
over a year ago

north staffs/cheshire


""It'll make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus....Just like me" - Jesse Ventura - Predator

Jeez you've got a big pussy....jeez you've got a big pussy "

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Positive thinking is the only bullshit philosophy that America has contributed to human thought – nothing else." -Osho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every betrayal begins with trust.

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

use the force

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

It's not about the size of the dog in the fight.

It's about the size of the fight in the dog

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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Shaming is one of the deepest tools of imperialist, white supremacist, capitalist patriarchy because shame produces trauma and trauma often produces paralysis.

Bell Hooks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckin' voodoo magic man!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"There are angels and arseholes everywhere hun, only the faces and names change"...

Mart, (_thwalescpl) to his missus when she said she wanted to move to get away from the neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two that i like

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my profile

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Nietzsche

His take on music just resounds to me. I agree with every word.

It's just too long to type it all in here but he must have felt the way I do about it.

It lifts you, reaches out to you.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If I can't control my hair how can I control my life?

Anonymous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things are more like now than they have ever been- my brother

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