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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Always liked a bit of carving wood with a knife...back to boy scout days haha.done spoons and salad tongs etc over the years.

Just started having a go at wooden dildos

Seeing one is just starting out...I've selected willow as an easy wood...so I've shaped with knife.. rubbed down with grades of sandpaper to silky smooth... it looks impressive... looking into coatings and sealings..however not sure what.

So my question Does anyone have experience of wooden dildos? Plugs etc?

I know can buy them and they pricy...but does anyone actually buy them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yacht varnish - just a thought

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I saw a range of them for sale at stall on a Christmas market in Hamburg last December (It was on the Reeperbahn)....

They were also making them on site as well.

Still got the leaflet somewhere with the web address....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yacht varnish - just a thought"

See I looked at that. Is one other wooden sex toy bloke in america says he uses water based yacht varnish watered down many times...see is concerns about irritation to body etc

Actually from reading...was suprized to read wooden even with a coating is still safer than any other material used in current sex toy industry.

Like a lot of the plastic is from china and the poly is contaminated with lead and stuff.

Seems could have heeps of fun shaping cocks and dildos haha

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd be worried about splinters but some apes and monkeys use wood so I might just be being a bit wussy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw a range of them for sale at stall on a Christmas market in Hamburg last December (It was on the Reeperbahn)....

They were also making them on site as well.

Still got the leaflet somewhere with the web address....

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Thanks. Interested in checking them out. Yeah when had look on net. Seemed quite few doing it, but not cheap. Guess its hand crafted cock

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I'd recommend using a wood stabiliser/hardener, I know wickes sell it. I've used it for making knife scales, unsure of health risks with internal contact so research would be needed.

It's an easy process too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id think any waterproof sealant would do - once its dried id not think it would irritate - but i stand to be corrected as i can hand on heart say ive never given this a thought before today

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london

Wooden work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gosh my google search history is looking strange today - but dee lee doo - they look very tactile and i quite like

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners


"I saw a range of them for sale at stall on a Christmas market in Hamburg last December (It was on the Reeperbahn)....

They were also making them on site as well.

Still got the leaflet somewhere with the web address....

Thanks. Interested in checking them out. Yeah when had look on net. Seemed quite few doing it, but not cheap. Guess its hand crafted cock "

If I remember correctly and my German translation is correct the people who make them are a wood turning / carpentry collective...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"gosh my google search history is looking strange today - but dee lee doo - they look very tactile and i quite like"

Have you seen the hardwood ones from that woman in eastern Europe. Hand carved. They funny shapes I thought. However women guess could leave that out and nothing be thought of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just looked at quite a few - etsy - i love etsy - has some amazing ones - i might have a new hobby

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just looked at quite a few - etsy - i love etsy - has some amazing ones - i might have a new hobby "

"Ive got wood reading this thread"

Pmsl haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looked at those vibes and not so keen - prefer just a wooden shape to fiddle with

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By *eadonistCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ashton under Lyne


"Always liked a bit of carving wood with a knife...back to boy scout days haha.done spoons and salad tongs etc over the years.

Just started having a go at wooden dildos

Seeing one is just starting out...I've selected willow as an easy wood...so I've shaped with knife.. rubbed down with grades of sandpaper to silky smooth... it looks impressive... looking into coatings and sealings..however not sure what.

So my question Does anyone have experience of wooden dildos? Plugs etc?

I know can buy them and they pricy...but does anyone actually buy them?

"

I (Male) used to have a business making wooden sex toys. Mainly paddles and floggers etc, but did research the right way to make the wooden insertables for a future project/business. it's all about the type of varnish, there is one kind that's safe to use.. But you need to let it cure completely.. (dry is not the same as cured) and get some automotive wet n dry paper for sanding, want the finished sand to be over 1000 grit.

Hope that helped.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always liked a bit of carving wood with a knife...back to boy scout days haha.done spoons and salad tongs etc over the years.

Just started having a go at wooden dildos

Seeing one is just starting out...I've selected willow as an easy wood...so I've shaped with knife.. rubbed down with grades of sandpaper to silky smooth... it looks impressive... looking into coatings and sealings..however not sure what.

So my question Does anyone have experience of wooden dildos? Plugs etc?

I know can buy them and they pricy...but does anyone actually buy them?

I (Male) used to have a business making wooden sex toys. Mainly paddles and floggers etc, but did research the right way to make the wooden insertables for a future project/business. it's all about the type of varnish, there is one kind that's safe to use.. But you need to let it cure completely.. (dry is not the same as cured) and get some automotive wet n dry paper for sanding, want the finished sand to be over 1000 grit.

Hope that helped. "

Yes thank you. I had read quite bit about finishes. And still researching this. It seems you already had the same ideas as I was having on...paddles etc. Why did you stop?...did you move in different direction?

Always liked idea of hidden equipment... like a fuck box that looks like a set of draws..but remove the fake draw fronts...and sides and have a fuck box. Have made few boxes and stocks out of pallet wood. U think is $$'s in it? Given you seem to know the market perhaps?

Also any thoughts on fixing a drain pipe to top of wooden vaulting box?

I'd be thinking women or men sliding up and down an oiled up pipe..hands maybe bound on runners at middle of box...perhaps not explaining well ha...just looks fun on paper sketch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The safest wood to use is Beech, it contains a natural antiseptic and is a very stable timber which is why it is used for kitchen tools,ie wooden spoons and rolling pins.

You can buy the rolling pins from most supermarkets for a pound and as they are already round and 12" long are the perfect shape to work with. I have made several things in the last year from them. Just give them a soak in vegetable oil and it protects them nicely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The safest wood to use is Beech, it contains a natural antiseptic and is a very stable timber which is why it is used for kitchen tools,ie wooden spoons and rolling pins.

You can buy the rolling pins from most supermarkets for a pound and as they are already round and 12" long are the perfect shape to work with. I have made several things in the last year from them. Just give them a soak in vegetable oil and it protects them nicely. "

i am so going to have a go at this - my hobby for the winter i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The safest wood to use is Beech, it contains a natural antiseptic and is a very stable timber which is why it is used for kitchen tools,ie wooden spoons and rolling pins.

You can buy the rolling pins from most supermarkets for a pound and as they are already round and 12" long are the perfect shape to work with. I have made several things in the last year from them. Just give them a soak in vegetable oil and it protects them nicely.

i am so going to have a go at this - my hobby for the winter i think "

If you need any help or tips just let us know x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The safest wood to use is Beech, it contains a natural antiseptic and is a very stable timber which is why it is used for kitchen tools,ie wooden spoons and rolling pins.

You can buy the rolling pins from most supermarkets for a pound and as they are already round and 12" long are the perfect shape to work with. I have made several things in the last year from them. Just give them a soak in vegetable oil and it protects them nicely.

i am so going to have a go at this - my hobby for the winter i think

If you need any help or tips just let us know x"

i will - just fancy trying see if i can get a nice shape

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"The safest wood to use is Beech, it contains a natural antiseptic and is a very stable timber which is why it is used for kitchen tools,ie wooden spoons and rolling pins.

You can buy the rolling pins from most supermarkets for a pound and as they are already round and 12" long are the perfect shape to work with. I have made several things in the last year from them. Just give them a soak in vegetable oil and it protects them nicely.

i am so going to have a go at this - my hobby for the winter i think "

You may end up carving yourself a new career out of it!?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

They have a few on the bar in Cupids ranging from Dinky to chunky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The safest wood to use is Beech, it contains a natural antiseptic and is a very stable timber which is why it is used for kitchen tools,ie wooden spoons and rolling pins.

You can buy the rolling pins from most supermarkets for a pound and as they are already round and 12" long are the perfect shape to work with. I have made several things in the last year from them. Just give them a soak in vegetable oil and it protects them nicely.

i am so going to have a go at this - my hobby for the winter i think

You may end up carving yourself a new career out of it!? "

haha - i doubt it - but lets see eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The safest wood to use is Beech, it contains a natural antiseptic and is a very stable timber which is why it is used for kitchen tools,ie wooden spoons and rolling pins.

You can buy the rolling pins from most supermarkets for a pound and as they are already round and 12" long are the perfect shape to work with. I have made several things in the last year from them. Just give them a soak in vegetable oil and it protects them nicely. "

wow thanks what a great idea for rolling pins and yes that was a wood also of choice. actually if rolling pins that cheap..given me many ideas...thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope your going wrong op.

If your into woodwork and want to get into the sex industry...you need to think....stocks,whipping benches and the likes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always liked a bit of carving wood with a knife...back to boy scout days haha.done spoons and salad tongs etc over the years.

Just started having a go at wooden dildos

Seeing one is just starting out...I've selected willow as an easy wood...so I've shaped with knife.. rubbed down with grades of sandpaper to silky smooth... it looks impressive... looking into coatings and sealings..however not sure what.

So my question Does anyone have experience of wooden dildos? Plugs etc?

I know can buy them and they pricy...but does anyone actually buy them?

"

I always think about a pirates wooden leg when I hear about wooden sex toys

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Always liked a bit of carving wood with a knife...back to boy scout days haha.done spoons and salad tongs etc over the years.

Just started having a go at wooden dildos

Seeing one is just starting out...I've selected willow as an easy wood...so I've shaped with knife.. rubbed down with grades of sandpaper to silky smooth... it looks impressive... looking into coatings and sealings..however not sure what.

So my question Does anyone have experience of wooden dildos? Plugs etc?

I know can buy them and they pricy...but does anyone actually buy them?

"

Need any ladies to test them OP lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always liked a bit of carving wood with a knife...back to boy scout days haha.done spoons and salad tongs etc over the years.

Just started having a go at wooden dildos

Seeing one is just starting out...I've selected willow as an easy wood...so I've shaped with knife.. rubbed down with grades of sandpaper to silky smooth... it looks impressive... looking into coatings and sealings..however not sure what.

So my question Does anyone have experience of wooden dildos? Plugs etc?

I know can buy them and they pricy...but does anyone actually buy them?

Need any ladies to test them OP lol "

sounds like a solid plan that

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

You can buy the rolling pins from most supermarkets for a pound and as they are already round and 12" long are the perfect shape to work with. I have made several things in the last year from them. Just give them a soak in vegetable oil."

Or clothes pegs, for realistic size ones

MrB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always liked a bit of carving wood with a knife...back to boy scout days haha.done spoons and salad tongs etc over the years.

Just started having a go at wooden dildos

Seeing one is just starting out...I've selected willow as an easy wood...so I've shaped with knife.. rubbed down with grades of sandpaper to silky smooth... it looks impressive... looking into coatings and sealings..however not sure what.

So my question Does anyone have experience of wooden dildos? Plugs etc?

I know can buy them and they pricy...but does anyone actually buy them?

I always think about a pirates wooden leg when I hear about wooden sex toys "

I wonder in history how many wooden legs got used in brothels and taverns to give the lady wood haha given all that pirate rum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You can buy the rolling pins from most supermarkets for a pound and as they are already round and 12" long are the perfect shape to work with. I have made several things in the last year from them. Just give them a soak in vegetable oil.

Or clothes pegs, for realistic size ones

MrB"

haha realistic for fab I hear

however if I'm modeling off ones self...will have to use a rolling pin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope your going wrong op.

If your into woodwork and want to get into the sex industry...you need to think....stocks,whipping benches and the likes "

Yes I stated this above..in asking that person for his advise...given he said had a business.

Id agree with you if it was a business, seems defo a money maker. looking at price of crap kit on fetters dot co uk. you would think for the money could make stuff way better. seems boring for way to much money

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

You can buy the rolling pins from most supermarkets for a pound and as they are already round and 12" long are the perfect shape to work with. I have made several things in the last year from them. Just give them a soak in vegetable oil.

Or clothes pegs, for realistic size ones

MrB

haha realistic for fab I hear

however if I'm modeling off ones self...will have to use a rolling pin "

Bun has asked me to clarify that my post was a joke and in fact I posses a beauty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You can buy the rolling pins from most supermarkets for a pound and as they are already round and 12" long are the perfect shape to work with. I have made several things in the last year from them. Just give them a soak in vegetable oil.

Or clothes pegs, for realistic size ones

MrB

haha realistic for fab I hear

however if I'm modeling off ones self...will have to use a rolling pin

Bun has asked me to clarify that my post was a joke and in fact I posses a beauty."

Is that you trying to say your part of the rolling pin brigade

rolling pins this side

clothes pegs this haha

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

You can buy the rolling pins from most supermarkets for a pound and as they are already round and 12" long are the perfect shape to work with. I have made several things in the last year from them. Just give them a soak in vegetable oil.

Or clothes pegs, for realistic size ones

MrB

haha realistic for fab I hear

however if I'm modeling off ones self...will have to use a rolling pin

Bun has asked me to clarify that my post was a joke and in fact I posses a beauty.

Is that you trying to say your part of the rolling pin brigade

rolling pins this side

clothes pegs this haha

"

Haha I'm not in rolling pin territory, more the goldilocks band - not to small, not too big, just right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope your going wrong op.

If your into woodwork and want to get into the sex industry...you need to think....stocks,whipping benches and the likes

Yes I stated this above..in asking that person for his advise...given he said had a business.

Id agree with you if it was a business, seems defo a money maker. looking at price of crap kit on fetters dot co uk. you would think for the money could make stuff way better. seems boring for way to much money

"

Just make a couple and put the on eBay as a buy it now...see how they go on there....but you would probably have to design them so they could post flat...with a little assembling for postage costs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seem to remember a guy trading as wicked woods who used to stand at the fet fairs. Have a couple of his dildos, always warm and smooth to the touch and perfectly transmit vibrations from applied vibrators. I am a very intense experience

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seem to remember a guy trading as wicked woods who used to stand at the fet fairs. Have a couple of his dildos, always warm and smooth to the touch and perfectly transmit vibrations from applied vibrators. I am a very intense experience "

Will try find, thanks for the info and time to explain. Some lovely people taken time out to explain useful info above.

Good show people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The safest wood to use is Beech, it contains a natural antiseptic and is a very stable timber which is why it is used for kitchen tools,ie wooden spoons and rolling pins.

You can buy the rolling pins from most supermarkets for a pound and as they are already round and 12" long are the perfect shape to work with. I have made several things in the last year from them. Just give them a soak in vegetable oil and it protects them nicely. "

Thanks for all that above. I got sum pins. So started a shot at one that way. I also went timber merchant. Bought load of off cut lengths and blocks of beech. So good to go for materials

The guy in merchants said are some beautiful exotic hardwoods same or better properties than beech for kitchen tools (which is what I said ) however I'd prefer not to be part of rain Forrest destruction

That said I doubt the beech used for rolling pins is responsible timber, guess mostly all hardwood is from bad sources

Thanks again for info x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Been working on shaping these odd evenings. Got a couple of finished dildos etc.

Anyone know how long should soak in veg oil for? Got one been in a week..is that enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been working on shaping these odd evenings. Got a couple of finished dildos etc.

Anyone know how long should soak in veg oil for? Got one been in a week..is that enough?"

Problem with veg oil or olive oil is it will go rancid after a few months. Go for a food safe lemon oil or danish oil which will last, note on the product what oil you have used, these 2 are mostly safe but danish oil is made from tung nut oil so may possibly be a problem to someone with a nut allergy.

How long to soak depends on how dry the wood is before you start, but hours not days... it won't penetrate more than a mm or so anyway.

Biggest problem with insertable wooden toys is they can get damaged, and if damaged may splinter.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Why are you stopping at dildo's, surely anal beads would be pretty easy on a lathe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you stopping at dildo's, surely anal beads would be pretty easy on a lathe? "

Not really, it's hard to get the lathe in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should call your company

"I got wood"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should call your company

"I got wood" "

Strapline: *stick* it somewhere nice

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