FabSwingers.com forum: Thoughts you have had during sex...

By *yldstyle OP Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own

We have all had random thoughts flash into our minds during sex. Some hilarious, some strange and some from no where.

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Recently mine were..

I wonder if the neighbours can hear us, or maybe the animals. What do the birds think when they fly past an open window of people having sex?

This feels great but oh god my belly is on his head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell, these sheets were clean on today.

Please dont fart. Please dont fart.

I hope the dog is ok being left in the hallway.

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By *andl76Couple
over a year ago

north east

Quite often we'll be on the job and at the start my wife will say something along the lines of "we'll need to use that chicken in the fridge tomorrow " at that point t I know I've got her in the palm of my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite often we'll be on the job and at the start my wife will say something along the lines of "we'll need to use that chicken in the fridge tomorrow " at that point t I know I've got her in the palm of my hand

Well thats got me all hot and flustered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god what is he doing?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't bodies weird?? I've had that thought.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I don't fart for a week and I want to NOW? REALLY!? I am praying it doesn't escape when I cum.... oh God!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long has that crack been in the ceiling?

I'll be going through the headboard at this pace.

Fwoarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Dirty motherfucker!!!!

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

Did I lock the back door? Shit I gotta walk downstairs after this just to check.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to fart,,I wonder if it would pass for a fanny fart

Mrs Chatty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to fart,,I wonder if it would pass for a fanny fart

Mrs Chatty"

Yes it did!!!

Mr. Chatty

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I hope the kids don't wake up and walk in!

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

Last night i though if i move her leg just a little i wonder can i get in deeper , by the look on her face the answer was she ooooh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the wife was pregnant I must have had sympathy cravings... we were at it and all I could think about was banana milkshake. Stopped to tell her I fancied a banana milkshake, killed the mood and I got my banana milkshake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

Hot WIVES 01 March

I asked a female friend what she was staring at while her boyfriend was between her legs and she answered:

'Oh Sorry I wasn't staring at anything I was wondering what colour to paint my shed'

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Oh shit, my wife is due home any minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

before swinging i used to go through phases of thinking sex was just weird - get a thought he gets hard and fucks you like a dog - obviously my mindset in a completely different place nowadays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good God, a lot of farty thoughts from people on this thread

My thoughts tend to be along the lines of "God that feels sooooooooooo good" or "fuck my back hurts in that position" or "I'm going to gush all over his cock any second"

Mainly happy thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh where did he put my knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't fucking breathe! He'll know if I suffocate, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can I have for tea?

Wonder if the puppy is alright.

Oh, God this feels good.

Could get a KFC on the way home.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Occasionally; those teeth are hurting a bit... but don't stop..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One time I thought 'you don't half look like your sister from this angle' unfortunately I thought it out loud and for some unknown reason she got rather upset with me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Don't laugh

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"One time I thought 'you don't half look like your sister from this angle' unfortunately I thought it out loud and for some unknown reason she got rather upset with me "

Depends what angle that was that may have given away you've banged the sister

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Good God, a lot of farty thoughts from people on this thread

My thoughts tend to be along the lines of "God that feels sooooooooooo good" or "fuck my back hurts in that position" or "I'm going to gush all over his cock any second"

Mainly happy thoughts

Well when there is someone bouncing on yer belly.....

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Don't laugh

Nah sod it, I just laugh

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

During boring sex I start wondering what to make for dinner

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By *andl76Couple
over a year ago

north east

"During boring sex I start wondering what to make for dinner"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had moments where I've thought I just wish he would cum & go.

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By *iceguymkMan
over a year ago

aylesbury

That I have to record forged in fire on the history channel ...... Went down well so to speak lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I am gonna be fine because I had that tactical wank and oh my good god she has me on the edge already?!!!

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Gently does it, gently does it.....Geronimo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This bed is going to collapse.

Please tell me I'm not dreaming.

Fuck I left my jacket in the car with the condoms.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I often think of someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mainly 'must get a new bed..'

'i wonder if we have any chocolate '

'if he moves his tongue from this sweet sweet spot again I'm going to scream....'

I always make sure I'm not on my side of the bed too, wet patches and how to avoid them are usually on my mind haha

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tummy sucked in - Check!

I've missed a bit when I shaved.

Well this is new!

I wonder if he'll freak out if I put my finger up his bum?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

If it's crap sex I imagine I'm with Daniel Craig.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's crap sex I imagine I'm with Daniel Craig.....

If theres a full length mirror in the room, I try to imagine Im Daniel Craig...!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't laugh

Nah sod it, I just laugh

I've laughed too. Tried to suppress it but it snuck out

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Is my cum face hideous"

(If someone could actually answer this that would be great)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't laugh

Nah sod it, I just laugh

I've laughed too. Tried to suppress it but it snuck out

The laugh snuck out or the little trouser sneeze?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't laugh

Nah sod it, I just laugh

I've laughed too. Tried to suppress it but it snuck out

The laugh snuck out or the little trouser sneeze?

The laugh. If I want to fart I go to the bathroom and sit on a rolled up towel. That is where your pink eye came from

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By *iceguymkMan
over a year ago

aylesbury

""Is my cum face hideous"

(If someone could actually answer this that would be great)"

Want me to let you know what its like

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

"What can I have for tea?

Wonder if the puppy is alright.

Oh, God this feels good.

Could get a KFC on the way home."

You aren't doing it right if your so distracted

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Does he think im pretty, about 100 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't cum, don't cum, don't cum aaaaah fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too into the sex I only have naughty thoughts about person I'm with .

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

""Is my cum face hideous"

(If someone could actually answer this that would be great)"

No, it's sweet. And it hardly looks like you've stepped on a bit of Lego at all

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

We need a new mattress... Shouldn't have ate that curry..

Was garlic bread a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have all had random thoughts flash into our minds during sex. Some hilarious, some strange and some from no where.

Share yours here!

Recently mine were..

I wonder if the neighbours can hear us, or maybe the animals. What do the birds think when they fly past an open window of people having sex?

This feels great but oh god my belly is on his head!

Dinner......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had, oh god that feels so good don't you dare stop, to that hurts but carry on to oh fuck that hurts stop, no don't just gentler. And once the neighbors are going to hear x

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