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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I've kind of pinched this from a friends FB page....

State your wish, for instance: I wish I had a ferrari.

Then someone grants it and sabotages it: you get your ferrari but it has no engine???

I'll start...I wish I could have a threesome with a voluptuous brunette and redhead

over to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" So I've kind of pinched this from a friends FB page....

State your wish, for instance: I wish I had a ferrari.

Then someone grants it and sabotages it: you get your ferrari but it has no engine???

I'll start...I wish I could have a threesome with a voluptuous brunette and redhead

over to you?"

Granted... Susan Boyle & Ed Sheeran are on their way over to yours now

I wish I could have someone tease me with ice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'll start...I wish I could have a threesome with a voluptuous brunette and redhead

over to you?"

You can have said thressome but they're both bottom of the range sex shop dolls.

I wish I could have a Harley and a GSXR-1000 in my garage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish I could have someone tease me with ice..."

Vanilla Ice is going to be sat on the bottom of your bed humming Ice Ice Baby but not actually get to the lyrics

I wish my inbox was full

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

I wish I could have someone tease me with ice...

Vanilla Ice is going to be sat on the bottom of your bed humming Ice Ice Baby but not actually get to the lyrics

I wish my inbox was full "

Your inbox is full...

Of messages saying you're on a 48hr timeout from the forums

I wish to be treated like a princess

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"

I wish I could have someone tease me with ice...

Vanilla Ice is going to be sat on the bottom of your bed humming Ice Ice Baby but not actually get to the lyrics

I wish my inbox was full

Your inbox is full...

Of messages saying you're on a 48hr timeout from the forums

I wish to be treated like a princess"

And subject to some Princess Anne jokes and competitions of which you may win.....

I wish the town of Hextable in Kent had 6 sides.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish I could have someone tease me with ice...

Vanilla Ice is going to be sat on the bottom of your bed humming Ice Ice Baby but not actually get to the lyrics

I wish my inbox was full

Your inbox is full...

Of messages saying you're on a 48hr timeout from the forums

I wish to be treated like a princess

And subject to some Princess Anne jokes and competitions of which you may win.....

I wish the town of Hextable in Kent had 6 sides."

Hextable has 6 sides, all made up of tables which you have to limbo under to leave

I wish I had a penny for every cock profile pic on Fab

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"

I wish I could have someone tease me with ice...

Vanilla Ice is going to be sat on the bottom of your bed humming Ice Ice Baby but not actually get to the lyrics

I wish my inbox was full

Your inbox is full...

Of messages saying you're on a 48hr timeout from the forums

I wish to be treated like a princess

And subject to some Princess Anne jokes and competitions of which you may win.....

I wish the town of Hextable in Kent had 6 sides."

it has ..north south east west in side and out side

id love an ice cold lager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish I could have someone tease me with ice...

Vanilla Ice is going to be sat on the bottom of your bed humming Ice Ice Baby but not actually get to the lyrics

I wish my inbox was full

Your inbox is full...

Of messages saying you're on a 48hr timeout from the forums

I wish to be treated like a princess

And subject to some Princess Anne jokes and competitions of which you may win.....

I wish the town of Hextable in Kent had 6 sides.

it has ..north south east west in side and out side

id love an ice cold lager "

Your lager is so cold its frozen and sticks to your tongue if you lick it.

I wish I had a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish I could have someone tease me with ice...

Vanilla Ice is going to be sat on the bottom of your bed humming Ice Ice Baby but not actually get to the lyrics

I wish my inbox was full

Your inbox is full...

Of messages saying you're on a 48hr timeout from the forums

I wish to be treated like a princess

And subject to some Princess Anne jokes and competitions of which you may win.....

I wish the town of Hextable in Kent had 6 sides.

it has ..north south east west in side and out side

id love an ice cold lager

Your lager is so cold its frozen and sticks to your tongue if you lick it.

I wish I had a dog"

You've got a dog but it decides to trash your house and eat all you shoes when you're out one day

I wish I hadn't got three dogs that trashed my house today

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Your 3 dogs have been replaced with 3 d*unks, an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman.

I wish to get 6 numbers on Saturdays lotto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" So I've kind of pinched this from a friends FB page....

State your wish, for instance: I wish I had a ferrari.

Then someone grants it and sabotages it: you get your ferrari but it has no engine???

I'll start...I wish I could have a threesome with a voluptuous brunette and redhead

over to you?"

No thanks, not into seconds, I wait for my own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your 3 dogs have been replaced with 3 d*unks, an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman.

I wish to get 6 numbers on Saturdays lotto"

You get six numbers they are just all on different lines.

I wish some beautiful woman was snuggling next to me right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your 3 dogs have been replaced with 3 d*unks, an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman.

I wish to get 6 numbers on Saturdays lotto

You get six numbers they are just all on different lines.

I wish some beautiful woman was snuggling next to me right now"

A beautiful lady is snuggling into you, about to bugger you with her orgasmatronic jackhammer 3000.

I wish I could predict who would be willing to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can always predict who will meet - however it's only ever men

I wish I could cum repeatedly with no recovery time in between

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

Granted, but it will be all premature ejaculations!.

wish i was a millionaire. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granted, but it will be all premature ejaculations!.

wish i was a millionaire. xxx "

Wish granted, on the morrow you shall receive 1 million cock pics!

I wish I had a smaller penis...

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Granted, but it will be all premature ejaculations!.

wish i was a millionaire. xxx "

Granted, but it's in Zimbabwe Dollars - 200000 buys you a beer.

Wish I could time travel.

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey


"Granted, but it will be all premature ejaculations!.

wish i was a millionaire. xxx

Granted, but it's in Zimbabwe Dollars - 200000 buys you a beer.

Wish I could time travel."

You can time travel, but you cant tell the time... and you keep buggaring up where you're going

I wish I could eat ANYTHING I want and remain slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granted, but it will be all premature ejaculations!.

wish i was a millionaire. xxx

Granted, but it's in Zimbabwe Dollars - 200000 buys you a beer.

Wish I could time travel.

You can time travel, but you cant tell the time... and you keep buggaring up where you're going

I wish I could eat ANYTHING I want and remain slim "

You can, but anything always comes with a large side of celery. I wish I could listen to Lib sing in the shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granted, but it will be all premature ejaculations!.

wish i was a millionaire. xxx

Granted, but it's in Zimbabwe Dollars - 200000 buys you a beer.

Wish I could time travel.

You can time travel, but you cant tell the time... and you keep buggaring up where you're going

I wish I could eat ANYTHING I want and remain slim

You can, but anything always comes with a large side of celery. I wish I could listen to Lib sing in the shower."

You can, but he's dropped the soap and asked you to pick it up, and there's a glint in his eye.

I wish Jim was here right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granted, but it will be all premature ejaculations!.

wish i was a millionaire. xxx

Granted, but it's in Zimbabwe Dollars - 200000 buys you a beer.

Wish I could time travel.

You can time travel, but you cant tell the time... and you keep buggaring up where you're going

I wish I could eat ANYTHING I want and remain slim

You can, but anything always comes with a large side of celery. I wish I could listen to Lib sing in the shower."

You can but lib is tone deaf and cant sing for shit!

I wish i had 2 petite reheads in bed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I wish i had 2 petite reheads in bed now "

They are in your bed enjoying themselves right now, but you're at work on night shift.

I wish I had more confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish i had 2 petite reheads in bed now

They are in your bed enjoying themselves right now, but you're at work on night shift.

I wish I had more confidence

"

You have all the confidence in tge world but theres nobody left but you!

I wish i wasnt in work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish i had 2 petite reheads in bed now

They are in your bed enjoying themselves right now, but you're at work on night shift.

I wish I had more confidence

You have all the confidence in tge world but theres nobody left but you!

I wish i wasnt in work "

Youre not at work but you are at the STI clinic and the news isn't good.

I wish I was in bed with a hunky man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish i had 2 petite reheads in bed now

They are in your bed enjoying themselves right now, but you're at work on night shift.

I wish I had more confidence

You have all the confidence in tge world but theres nobody left but you!

I wish i wasnt in work

Youre not at work but you are at the STI clinic and the news isn't good.

I wish I was in bed with a hunky man "

You are and the hunky man is me and my sti's

I wish you lived closer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I wish I was in bed with a hunky man "

You're in bed with a hunky man - but he's tired and falls asleep instantly!

I wish I could find my soulmate for a long term relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I wish I was in bed with a hunky man

You're in bed with a hunky man - but he's tired and falls asleep instantly!

I wish I could find my soulmate for a long term relationship "

You find your soulmate but she's got a really annoying voice, smells and doesn't like sex. Sorry...

I wish for a million wishes.

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