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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got myself a tray of sl8ced Apple, red grapes and cheese cubes for my tea. I've started eating them in a rotation of Apple, grape then cheese but coming to the end of the packet these one extra grape! Whattheattualfuck?

What do I do?

Should I throw the spare grape away? But then it mite get lonely.

Or do I eat the spare grape so it can be with all the other grapes in my tummy?

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in ma belly!

Get your munch on lass.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You savour that little motherfucker coz grapes are booooootiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But I havnt got a piece of Apple or cheese to complete the rotation and make it right with the world. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find another two grapes and learn to juggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You savour that little motherfucker coz grapes are booooootiful "

Grapes are not the only bootiful things on this thread. Theres also a bootiful Peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw it up in the air and try and catch it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throw it up in the air and try and catch it. "

With your mouth I meant. Otherwise that's just weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I havnt got a piece of Apple or cheese to complete the rotation and make it right with the world. xx"

Pretend you finished the rotation on a grape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You savour that little motherfucker coz grapes are booooootiful

Grapes are not the only bootiful things on this thread. Theres also a bootiful Peach"

I lied, there are 2 peaches here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw it up in the air and try and catch it.

With your mouth I meant. Otherwise that's just weird "

Last time I did that with a dough ball n ended up choking. Xxx

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Squash it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throw it up in the air and try and catch it.

With your mouth I meant. Otherwise that's just weird

Last time I did that with a dough ball n ended up choking. Xxx"

The trick is to get someone else to throw it for you. Honestly you will feel like god when you have achieved this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got myself a tray of sl8ced Apple, red grapes and cheese cubes for my tea. I've started eating them in a rotation of Apple, grape then cheese but coming to the end of the packet these one extra grape! Whattheattualfuck?

What do I do?

Should I throw the spare grape away? But then it mite get lonely.

Or do I eat the spare grape so it can be with all the other grapes in my tummy?

PTU xxx"
make it into a smoothy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squash it. "

Awww don't be mean. xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw it up in the air and try and catch it.

With your mouth I meant. Otherwise that's just weird

Last time I did that with a dough ball n ended up choking. Xxx

The trick is to get someone else to throw it for you. Honestly you will feel like god when you have achieved this "
once had a man throwing peanuts at me trying to get them down my cleavage. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throw it up in the air and try and catch it.

With your mouth I meant. Otherwise that's just weird

Last time I did that with a dough ball n ended up choking. Xxx

The trick is to get someone else to throw it for you. Honestly you will feel like god when you have achieved this once had a man throwing peanuts at me trying to get them down my cleavage. xx"

Sounds like a keeper

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Don't think of it as part of the rotation - make it pudding.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I would have cut a piece of apple and cheese in half so there was the same number

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