FabSwingers.com forum: Before i pass sentence!!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry its a bit long winded but stick with it for a bit of fun.

How much time are you about to serve?

Spanking = 3 yr

S & M = 5 yr

Watersports = 5 yr

Had a 69 = 2 yr

Gave or received Anal = 5yr

Gave or received Oral = 2yr

Sent someone nude photo's on phone = 3 yr

Fucked in Bath/Shower = 2yr

Fucked in a car = 2yr

Been Dogging = 4 yr

Fucked in a bed neither of you owned = 5 yr

Fucked with lights on = 2yr

Fucked in the Dark = 2 yr

Fucked in Public = 5 yr

Been caught Fucking = 5yr

Used food during sex = 3 yr

Used sex toys = 2 yr

Fucked while D*unk = 2 yr

Fucked while High = 5 yr

Fucked on first date/meet = 5 yr

Fucked a friend = 4 yr

3 some or more some = 5 yr

Same sex sex = 5yr

Sex with an Ex = 3 yr

Watched Porn = 2 yr

Made a sex tape = 5 yr

Used sex for payment in kind = 5 yr

Use Fabswingers more than 4 hours a day = 72 hours community service

I'm currently serving 60 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

+ 72 hours community service

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Life.

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that's cheating get your calculator out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a good lad me! 37 yrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

61 years plus the community service.

What's the sentence for bareback sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life.

that's cheating get your calculator out

How am I supposed to know how long I've got left on this planet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

59 and 72 hours

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"61 years plus the community service.

What's the sentence for bareback sex?

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That wasn't on the list as I guess most married couples or long time partners indulge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks to be 71 long years for me, hopefully I meet a cool friend like Ellis Redding. Might even be due 72 hours community service on top of that as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

66 years and community service. Oops I've been naughty x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Life.

that's cheating get your calculator out

How am I supposed to know how long I've got left on this planet?

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you don't but you could always croak it behind bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

83 yrs plus community service, oh fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"94

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Good Girl (

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about sex with a girl and a guy simultaneously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69 what are the chances of that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly 4 life sentences lol I would be 143 when I got out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shit I'm off the scale ...strap me down now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

47 years and 72 hours community service. However if I tick things off my list that number would jump up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life.

that's cheating get your calculator out

How am I supposed to know how long I've got left on this planet?

you don't but you could always croak it behind bars

I probably will. I've done all of the above.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I lost count.

I got a full house bar one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about sex with a girl and a guy simultaneously?

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Wasn't on the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I lost count.

I got a full house bar one

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Well I'm right here sexy when you want same sex sex and get that full house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Life.

that's cheating get your calculator out

How am I supposed to know how long I've got left on this planet?

you don't but you could always croak it behind bars

I probably will. I've done all of the above. "
Norman Stanley Fletcher You .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

94 years + community service...but it was bloody worth it

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By *ay_yes_to_pinkyWoman
over a year ago

manchester

80 +72 years community service

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

4 years And community service

I am such a good clean person

plus add the years for lying on fab

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

67 years plus community service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw away the key lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

74 plus community service

and id serve a whole lot more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am serving 62 years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, lost count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looks Like its a prison hulk one way trip to Australia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

58 years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"looks Like its a prison hulk one way trip to Australia

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Done for. Throw away the key. I'd scratch a hole in the wall just to fuck it!

Then get the guards to beat me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait a second.

I haven't fucked in public but I have done some awfully naughty things in public, and I haven't done a sex video with someone else but I have done graphic solo videos. Where do those count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait a second.

I haven't fucked in public but I have done some awfully naughty things in public, and I haven't done a sex video with someone else but I have done graphic solo videos. Where do those count?"
I'm just the Judge no idea I didn't set the questions

But do the next 3 hours on your knees skirt up no pants and allow any passers by to have their way and I will give you a Pardon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does chewing gum count as 'used food during sex'?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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58 + community service.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

35years plus community service

Not bad really out in 17.5 years if I was a good boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does chewing gum count as 'used food during sex'? "
Only if you swallowed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

60 years - but I'm too pretty to go to prison

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"58 + community service.

Do you need a hand getting that a bit higher?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 years

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By *nkySwitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Stirling

FFS...73 years and 72 hours community service!!

I'm appealing to that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna be inside for a very long time

Can I choose my cellmate?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

88 + 72

I'm angelic

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

85 + 72 Years Community Service. Can I have fisting and Cum Play and Candle and Fire play taken into Count please

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By *nkySwitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Stirling

"88 + 72

I'm angelic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

89 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

102

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

69 (how appropriate!!) plus 72 hours community service

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"85 + 72 Years Community Service. Can I have fisting and Cum Play and Candle and Fire play taken into Count please

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Sure "Send him Down"

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

57. I'm pretty innocent after all

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

"85 + 72 Years Community Service. Can I have fisting and Cum Play and Candle and Fire play taken into Count please

Sure "Send him Down"

Well it was only a matter of time until I tried same sex play lol x O:

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"57. I'm pretty innocent after all

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with a body like that I demands a re count

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

A lot×2

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"57. I'm pretty innocent after all

with a body like that I demands a re count

Haha. There's a couple of my 'to do' list which would push my score up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20yrs. I'm well behaved.

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

69yrs and 72hrs hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

84 plus 72 hours community service!!!! Geez!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

72 years plus 72 hours community service

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry its a bit long winded but stick with it for a bit of fun.

How much time are you about to serve?

Spanking = 3 yr

S & M = 5 yr

Watersports = 5 yr

Had a 69 = 2 yr

Gave or received Anal = 5yr

Gave or received Oral = 2yr

Sent someone nude photo's on phone = 3 yr

Fucked in Bath/Shower = 2yr

Fucked in a car = 2yr

Been Dogging = 4 yr

Fucked in a bed neither of you owned = 5 yr

Fucked with lights on = 2yr

Fucked in the Dark = 2 yr

Fucked in Public = 5 yr

Been caught Fucking = 5yr

Used food during sex = 3 yr

Used sex toys = 2 yr

Fucked while D*unk = 2 yr

Fucked while High = 5 yr

Fucked on first date/meet = 5 yr

Fucked a friend = 4 yr

3 some or more some = 5 yr

Same sex sex = 5yr

Sex with an Ex = 3 yr

Watched Porn = 2 yr

Made a sex tape = 5 yr

Used sex for payment in kind = 5 yr

Use Fabswingers more than 4 hours a day = 72 hours community service

I'm currently serving 60 years

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Ouch my Arse better make that 65 now

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Oooh life sentence for me...hopefully with some of the cast of Bad Girls who were my first girl crush many years ago

Or some of the forum hotties can make me their bitch

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Anyone got a calculator

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Anyone got a calculator

Not one with enough digits

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Anyone got a calculator

Not one with enough digits

That's a good thing tho right

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Are sentences served concurrently, if not I think I am looking at life without parole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does chewing gum count as 'used food during sex'? Only if you swallowed it

Right so that's another three years on my sentence, goodbye liberty, it was nice knowing you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

62 years... I thought I was inexperienced until I went through that list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make that 67 years...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking the mile

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Anyone got a calculator

Not one with enough digits

That's a good thing tho right

Oh yes, nothing to worry about. Other than how much higher you've planning to get it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

75 years and community service.

Doll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

17 years, I'll still be hot when I'm out

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Anyone got a calculator

Not one with enough digits

That's a good thing tho right

Oh yes, nothing to worry about. Other than how much higher you've planning to get it?

I'm pleading guilty to all the charges as it is

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

do we get any time off for good behaviour and pleading guilty at the 1st possible oppotunity.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

76 years

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do we get any time off for good behaviour and pleading guilty at the 1st possible oppotunity.....

You haven't heard it from me but there's talk that if you tick off the list with the judge she maybe more lenient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry its a bit long winded but stick with it for a bit of fun.

How much time are you about to serve?

Spanking = 3 yr

S & M = 5 yr

Watersports = 5 yr

Had a 69 = 2 yr

Gave or received Anal = 5yr

Gave or received Oral = 2yr

Sent someone nude photo's on phone = 3 yr

Fucked in Bath/Shower = 2yr

Fucked in a car = 2yr

Been Dogging = 4 yr

Fucked in a bed neither of you owned = 5 yr

Fucked with lights on = 2yr

Fucked in the Dark = 2 yr

Fucked in Public = 5 yr

Been caught Fucking = 5yr

Used food during sex = 3 yr

Used sex toys = 2 yr

Fucked while D*unk = 2 yr

Fucked while High = 5 yr

Fucked on first date/meet = 5 yr

Fucked a friend = 4 yr

3 some or more some = 5 yr

Same sex sex = 5yr

Sex with an Ex = 3 yr

Watched Porn = 2 yr

Made a sex tape = 5 yr

Used sex for payment in kind = 5 yr

Use Fabswingers more than 4 hours a day = 72 hours community service

I'm currently serving 60 years

74 years on just bread & water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

60 years. But I don't think the punishment fits the crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

+ community services obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

58 years and 72 hours community service

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over a year ago

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Anyone got a calculator

Not one with enough digits

That's a good thing tho right

Oh yes, nothing to worry about. Other than how much higher you've planning to get it?

I'm pleading guilty to all the charges as it is

It's a fair cop. You're not telling them about the really bad ones not on the list, right?

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By *urious couple22Couple
over a year ago

Derby

83 years and 72 hours community service

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

89 and community service

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

only 54 years and community service for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"89 and community service

Right....Cumbria this weekend it is!!!!!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

74yrs + community service

But I'd like to have other charges be be considered as and when please your honour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm gonna be inside for a very long time

Can I choose my cellmate?"
Top bunk do ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

86 years

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

FK....I will never get out! lol 94 years, surely the judge is being too harsh here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FK....I will never get out! lol 94 years, surely the judge is being too harsh here!

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You have a fine bottom Madame, accept this Pardon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear! 76 for me ha ha x

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"FK....I will never get out! lol 94 years, surely the judge is being too harsh here!

You have a fine bottom Madame, accept this Pardon

pardoned is what I need! So I can start all over again! whoop whoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

73 plus community service.

Perhaps I should take a break. Lol.

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By *uperchargedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

75 years plus the community service....

Jeez I'll either be a randy old bugger or have been bummed to death by the time I get out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 64 plus 72 hours for me. I've some making up to do haha

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

84 years and community service. Can I get a lighter sentence for good behaviour.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"84 years and community service. Can I get a lighter sentence for good behaviour.

Will the "good" behaviour be BAD?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"84 years and community service. Can I get a lighter sentence for good behaviour.

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Meet me in the shower block and we can discuss it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

56 plus the 72 hours

- told you i was a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anybody been with me - automatic 2 year s so the list says hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

42hrs plus community service

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By *lokta616Man
over a year ago

Maidstone

Hmm 79 years... that can't be right

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

63 and community work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke the calculator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry its a bit long winded but stick with it for a bit of fun.

How much time are you about to serve?

Spanking = 3 yr

S & M = 5 yr

Watersports = 5 yr

Had a 69 = 2 yr

Gave or received Anal = 5yr

Gave or received Oral = 2yr

Sent someone nude photo's on phone = 3 yr

Fucked in Bath/Shower = 2yr

Fucked in a car = 2yr

Been Dogging = 4 yr

Fucked in a bed neither of you owned = 5 yr

Fucked with lights on = 2yr

Fucked in the Dark = 2 yr

Fucked in Public = 5 yr

Been caught Fucking = 5yr

Used food during sex = 3 yr

Used sex toys = 2 yr

Fucked while D*unk = 2 yr

Fucked while High = 5 yr

Fucked on first date/meet = 5 yr

Fucked a friend = 4 yr

3 some or more some = 5 yr

Same sex sex = 5yr

Sex with an Ex = 3 yr

Watched Porn = 2 yr

Made a sex tape = 5 yr

Used sex for payment in kind = 5 yr

Use Fabswingers more than 4 hours a day = 72 hours community service

I'm currently serving 60 years

All but same sex fun and used sex for payment.

I don't like giving anal either I have tried with Exs and my ex loved it so I did for her but I was never in to it.

And fucked whilst high only once years ago.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much time are you about to serve?

Spanking = 3 yr yes

S & M = 5 yr yes

Watersports = 5 yr yes

Had a 69 = 2 yr yes

Gave or received Anal = 5yr Gave yes

Gave or received Oral = 2&ref yes

Sent someone nude photo's on phone = 3 yr yes

Fucked in Bath/Shower = 2&ref yes

Fucked in a car = 2&ref yes

Been Dogging = 4 yr yes

Fucked in a bed neither of you owned = 5 yr yes

Fucked with lights on = 2&ref yes

Fucked in the Dark = 2 yr yes

Fucked in Public = 5 yr yes

Been caught Fucking = 5yr yes

Used food during sex = 3 yr yes

Used sex toys = 2 yr yes

Fucked while D*unk = 2 yr yes

Fucked while High = 5 yr yes once

Fucked on first date/meet = 5 yr yes

Fucked a friend = 4 yr yes

3 some or more some = 5 yr yes

Same sex sex = 5yr no

Sex with an Ex = 3 yr yes

Watched Porn = 2 yr yes

Made a sex tape = 5 yr yes

Used sex for payment in kind = 5 yr no

Use Fabswingers more than 4 hours a day = 72 hours community service

yes

81 years 72 hours.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"94

Good Girl (

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i've led a full and active life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A paltry 58 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

70 years for T, suspect G would get away a little more lightly.

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