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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Heard this on the radio this morning and some quirky answers so wondered if you guys fancied a thought on it..

You are seeing a psychic a clairvoyant and your guaranteed the correct answer... but only one question allowed.

What would you ask???

Most asked when would they die... Morbid dogs... Bahhh.

Mike and Ju x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What are next weeks lottery numbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not sure money was allowed lol... but fair play xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Does my bum look big in this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who is my babys father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd as HMRC if they really know how the Tax Credit System works ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd as HMRC if they really know how the Tax Credit System works ....

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dont lie, u would ask when we meeting lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who is my babys father"

A Candidate for the Jeremy Kyle show ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who is my babys father

A Candidate for the Jeremy Kyle show ........"

dont be mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"who is my babys father

A Candidate for the Jeremy Kyle show ........"

Its often been said lol... If We went on Kyle we'd be able to do a series lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

If you went on Kyle you would have to have some of the following...

Curly teeth or no teeth

Black roots on blonde hair

Grey roots on black hair

Dodgy homemade tattoos

Be unable to string a coherent sentence together

Have an addiction problem

Be married to a cousin

Wear tracksuit bottoms

Wear huge loop earings

Have a prison record

Plus more that I can't think of right now

If you ticked yes to any of the above then Graham is waiting backstage to sort you out!

I love Kyle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you went on Kyle you would have to have some of the following...

Curly teeth or no teeth

Black roots on blonde hair

Grey roots on black hair

Dodgy homemade tattoos

Be unable to string a coherent sentence together

Have an addiction problem

Be married to a cousin

Wear tracksuit bottoms

Wear huge loop earings

Have a prison record

Plus more that I can't think of right now

If you ticked yes to any of the above then Graham is waiting backstage to sort you out!

I love Kyle lol

"

When are you on the show then Honeypot......

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I was on today lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You forgot Grubby Trainers and a stained shirt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are seeing a psychic a clairvoyant and your guaranteed the correct answer... but only one question allowed."

Is today's date an accurate gauge of when Christ lived?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Odd, this question was for the guys and not one replied lol lol

Have to say I'd ask.....

Sooooo when am I finally gonna get some bloody decent sex????? lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I'd ask what is the correct way to measure a penis and then if there is anyway of imparting that knowledge to every man from birth....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will i ever have nice nails?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd ask what is the correct way to measure a penis and then if there is anyway of imparting that knowledge to every man from birth...."

Every man knows how to measure a penis... Base of the neck, keep tape loose then down the back round the bum under the sack.. allowing room for the balls to hang freely.. up and under the shaft and then just a bit over the top for good luck...

Easy really... pahhh

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I'd ask what is the correct way to measure a penis and then if there is anyway of imparting that knowledge to every man from birth....

Every man knows how to measure a penis... Base of the neck, keep tape loose then down the back round the bum under the sack.. allowing room for the balls to hang freely.. up and under the shaft and then just a bit over the top for good luck...

Easy really... pahhh"

That makes Jason's about 4ft 2" then.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always measure from the knee!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does depend on if your standing or lying down mind....

hard to get the tape under your back when laying... So best to start at the foot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does depend on if your standing or lying down mind....

hard to get the tape under your back when laying... So best to start at the foot... "

I always start with a foot.. then add a couple of inches to account for the 'coldness' factor, then measure the rest of it after 15 sachets of viagra and 6 hours of quality porn viewing...and take the final measurement just as I'm about to 'lock on'... just like all guys do! Thought you knew that already.

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

We'd ask "how long are we going to have to put up with Gordon Brown?" which seems to be the current unanswerable question that affects most people!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

i would ask ...

why do women look for there perfect man ...then change him ???

and @heaven ...it says in your profile you only want to talk ...lol

whooohoooooo boy-gang member fighting back LOL

MR X

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"i would ask ...

why do women look for there perfect man ...then change him ???

and @heaven ...it says in your profile you only want to talk ...lol

whooohoooooo boy-gang member fighting back LOL

MR X

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Pathetic attempt even if I do say so myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I second that!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I thirdsies *she says chasing after the cooler girls lol*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

babe that sexy arse make you cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where do i get bras that fit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol horny had been wearing the wrong size for years and finally got her up to peter jones in sloane square she has gone from a 36DD to a 32 FF - and feels a million times better for it - come on girls get measuring after all you insist on us men making innacurate measurements lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol fair point x

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I used to measure women for bras many years ago and most were wearing the wrong size,there were many that were jealous of that job I can tell you lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I darent measure mine in case they come out even bigger lol. Shit myself enough when i had to buy an e cup

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