FabSwingers.com forum: Should i send or should i go?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have been chatting to a woman in the Philippines and she thinks i am great and loves red hair and wants to see me. She said not to come to her but her come to the UK to visit. The only problem is the airfare. She says not to buy the ticket here but send her the money as is cheaper to buy there. Anyone else know if tickets are cheaper abroad?

Anyone got any advice on this.

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By *irdickgwenCouple
over a year ago

hull

come on dont tell me your one of those that are born every day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"come on dont tell me your one of those that are born every day"

No she isn't really young she is 32 and works in a bar so she has a job and looks real nice.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

aye send her all yer money am sure she'll appear at the airport all ready to jump yer bones .........NOT!!!!!!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"come on dont tell me your one of those that are born every day"

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By *irdickgwenCouple
over a year ago

hull

"come on dont tell me your one of those that are born every day

No she isn't really young she is 32 and works in a bar so she has a job and looks real nice.

well i would say dont send anything if she wants to see you so bad let her pay then when she comes through pay her what it cost then you know she is genuine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"aye send her all yer money am sure she'll appear at the airport all ready to jump yer bones .........NOT!!!!!!"

I was thinking of sending a cheque or a postal order so it gets there safe.

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

Probably best not to. A friend of mine has been ripped off TWICE like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tingtong springs to mind

just send her you card details and pin, you will be right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im sorry but you must be having a wind up right

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By *irdickgwenCouple
over a year ago

hull

"Probably best not to. A friend of mine has been ripped off TWICE like that"

has this man got all his marbles in his bag or did he give them away

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"Tingtong springs to mind

just send her you card details and pin, you will be right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably best not to. A friend of mine has been ripped off TWICE like that"

Ripped off? No she says she will love me a long time and has a surprise for me but won't say what it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"come on dont tell me your one of those that are born every day

No she isn't really young she is 32 and works in a bar so she has a job and looks real nice.

well i would say dont send anything if she wants to see you so bad let her pay then when she comes through pay her what it cost then you know she is genuine"

She is a bit brassic at the moment so cannot afford and she has promised to blow me like i have never been blown before so its too good an offer to miss out on.

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By *irdickgwenCouple
over a year ago

hull

"Probably best not to. A friend of mine has been ripped off TWICE like that

Ripped off? No she says she will love me a long time and has a surprise for me but won't say what it is.

now you are taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohhh oohhh I know her adams apple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

send me the 600£ i can do what shes going to do

haha

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Great idea. Don't forget to enclose all your bank details........jeesh tell me you're not serious?

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tingtong springs to mind

just send her you card details and pin, you will be right

She isn't from any tong place its a village in the hills called dim-ping or something like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course he has to be joking! Other wise he is tapping the keyboard, with a stick taped to his forehead

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

are real people that gullible ???

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By *irdickgwenCouple
over a year ago

hull

"Tingtong springs to mind

just send her you card details and pin, you will be right

She isn't from any tong place its a village in the hills called dim-ping or something like.

no you silly sod thats what shes calling you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great idea. Don't forget to enclose all your bank details........jeesh tell me you're not serious?

Mistress x"

I dont think its a good idea to send bank details and someone has said no postal orders as they don't work there but to send cash or travellers cheques.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tingtong springs to mind

just send her you card details and pin, you will be right

She isn't from any tong place its a village in the hills called dim-ping or something like.

Yes of course she is....and I'm Kate Moss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tingtong springs to mind

just send her you card details and pin, you will be right

She isn't from any tong place its a village in the hills called dim-ping or something like.

no you silly sod thats what shes calling you

She calls be ging tong because i have ginger pubes. She is pretty though sends really rude and naughty messages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tingtong springs to mind

just send her you card details and pin, you will be right

She isn't from any tong place its a village in the hills called dim-ping or something like.

Yes of course she is....and I'm Kate Moss

She cant have an adams apple, women don't get them.

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

[Removed by poster at 04/08/11 01:20:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats the one with the bridge isn't it? Some sort of creature eating billy goats?

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By *irdickgwenCouple
over a year ago

hull

"Great idea. Don't forget to enclose all your bank details........jeesh tell me you're not serious?

Mistress x

I dont think its a good idea to send bank details and someone has said no postal orders as they don't work there but to send cash or travellers cheques. "

you have got to love this guy he knows how to keep a good windeup going

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thats the one with the bridge isn't it? Some sort of creature eating billy goats?

They like pigs there and chicken. they eat lots of both with noodles

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

I'll go half with you. If I get first dibs over all the other lads on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll go half with you. If I get first dibs over all the other lads on here!"

Which end would be your half if i agreed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats the one with the bridge isn't it? Some sort of creature eating billy goats?

They like pigs there and chicken. they eat lots of both with noodles

I am sure Graham...sorry I mean Gaynor, will love your pork sausage and every penny to your name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thats the one with the bridge isn't it? Some sort of creature eating billy goats?

They like pigs there and chicken. they eat lots of both with noodles

I am sure Graham...sorry I mean Gaynor, will love your pork sausage and every penny to your name

Bayani loves pork and she says she thinks she will love sex when she does it too. I can't wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say theres one born every minute and he thinks they all on here

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Sad but true...some guys do fall for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ponder and think, before puting a thread in forums for fear of maybe lookin like a plonker, got to admire the honesty i guess,

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Hmmmmmmmmmm

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...........off to read other threads by big eck......I'm thinking....... long time no see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably best not to. A friend of mine has been ripped off TWICE like that"

He deserved to be. I don't even know him but to do it once is asking for trouble, to do it twice is sheer lunacy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been chatting to a woman in the Philippines and she thinks i am great and loves red hair and wants to see me. She said not to come to her but her come to the UK to visit. The only problem is the airfare. She says not to buy the ticket here but send her the money as is cheaper to buy there. Anyone else know if tickets are cheaper abroad?

Anyone got any advice on this.

If she can prove she has her NVQ in hoovering then I'd say send the money as it's fookin hard to get a bitch in who can hoover properly. As for the sex, why would you want to fuck a serf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to throw your money away. give it to charity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got any advice on this.

i woulld be weary

you could send her the money and never hear from here again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got any advice on this.

i woulld be weary

you could send her the money and never hear from here again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got any advice on this.

i woulld be weary

you could send her the money and never hear from here again

look bugger off its early im allowed to state the obvious lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Oh please stop my sides hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh please stop my sides hurt

If you keep hurting yourself I will have to cancel the flight you've paid for

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would personally wait until a charming foreign national offers you a share 38,000,000 USD for your UK based assistance.

Once the funds have cleared I'd then pay for as many trips as she wanted!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Oh please stop my sides hurt

If you keep hurting yourself I will have to cancel the flight you've paid for

hush man, im going for the sympathy vote here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has she got a Sister?

I would go halfs with you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put it this way, if Eck does pay for her to come over at least she'll lub him long time!

..but having said that, if he goes over there he'll get a sucky fucky five bucks, which is much cheaper and doesn't involve immigration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sadly this is a wind up a mate of mine had the same message once they do this type of thing all the time

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I think you should send. Not only to the lovely woman but to all of her family too with tickets being so cheap and all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont be silly, its a scam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is just hilarious, the mental image is just to much though

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

"I'll go half with you. If I get first dibs over all the other lads on here!

Which end would be your half if i agreed? "

The part above the Adam's Apple!

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

"I'll go half with you. If I get first dibs over all the other lads on here!

Which end would be your half if i agreed?

The part above the Adam's Apple!"

Would that be when she's standing or when doing her hand stand trick that she's promised him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well done and waiting. Anyone know how long it takes to book a flight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done and waiting. Anyone know how long it takes to book a flight?"

You still joking with us Mr Ting Tong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well done and waiting. Anyone know how long it takes to book a flight?

You still joking with us Mr Ting Tong

I am eagerly awaiting, cash sent and cooking books bought so i can make an impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is the funniest thing I've read in ages!!

She's nice i would show you a picture but we have to have a couples profile to put one up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't send her any money its a scam for christ sakes, do you need read the papers, watch the news!!!! She is just using you and you will not see the money or her once you are stupid enough to send it to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come on dont tell me your one of those that are born every day"
I was going to say the same thing , lol 1000s of people doing this .... and alot are not woman but men .... thay find a pic become friends with a person and milk them for money its a really Big scam was Tv show on about it ..... this man lost 1000s and his house . Dont do it , Some men even get there wifes doing this for money .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the funniest thing I've read in ages!!

Agreed I'm giggling here: not at the OP but the people not getting the wind up!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I think you should send money and even pop on a plane and see .... she sounds a peach.

I would love to know if she has a sister or a brother who may do a 'turn' for the bi's.

Good luck and hope it works out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the funniest thing I've read in ages!!

Agreed I'm giggling here: not at the OP but the people not getting the wind up!

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well some people are just thick , lol and he maybe or we maybe , lolol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Her plain has been cancelled again. Life sucks at times

Should i send more money so she can fly on a better carrier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her plain has been cancelled again. Life sucks at times

Should i send more money so she can fly on a better carrier?"

Get rid of the pork smell...;-) or it will be a rasher decision than before...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Her plain has been cancelled again. Life sucks at times

Should i send more money so she can fly on a better carrier?

Get rid of the pork smell...;-) or it will be a rasher decision than before...

I will spray lots of lynx about to be sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op, I got to this country as a philipino girl, guy paid my flights n everything...what a surprise when he found out i was black and male..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op, I got to this country as a philipino girl, guy paid my flights n everything...what a surprise when he found out i was black and male.."

No she is yellow i have seen on cam and has no tinkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op, I got to this country as a philipino girl, guy paid my flights n everything...what a surprise when he found out i was black and male..

No she is yellow i have seen on cam and has no tinkle

simpsons character , nice one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op, I got to this country as a philipino girl, guy paid my flights n everything...what a surprise when he found out i was black and male..

No she is yellow i have seen on cam and has no tinkle

simpsons character , nice one lol"

She looked a little like Selma but with dark hair

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