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What did you last find in your pockets?

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone

Just found a key and a strange note in my jacket pocket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a used jonny

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Just found a key and a strange note in my jacket pocket! "

But do you know what they relate to

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"a used jonny "

And why keep a used Jonny????

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Just found a key and a strange note in my jacket pocket!

But do you know what they relate to"

The note says "i think this is yours"

Flippin yale key and i dont have a yale lock.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

an acorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pair of handcuffs in my pocket, will your key fit them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of yer birds has just given you the key to her pad....derrrrrrh even a blonde worked that out

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Just found a key and a strange note in my jacket pocket!

But do you know what they relate to

The note says "i think this is yours"

Flippin yale key and i dont have a yale lock. "

oooohhhhhhhh interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but it depends who it belongs to??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just found a hole in trouser pocket and still have my hand in my pocket

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Pair of handcuffs in my pocket, will your key fit them?"

Nope far too big a key!

What on earth are you doing with handcuffs in your pocket?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pair of handcuffs in my pocket, will your key fit them?

Nope far too big a key!

What on earth are you doing with handcuffs in your pocket????? "

You will have to guess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pair of handcuffs in my pocket, will your key fit them?

Nope far too big a key!

What on earth are you doing with handcuffs in your pocket????? "

once found the cellar key from work in my bra. i denied all knowledge of it that day, until i took my bra off at nite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yeah another time forgot i had a lite bulb in there also. was up a ladder changing bulbs on chandalier at work, and had to put the dead on sumwhere.

funny thing was workmen are used to the fact that i keep my cig lighter there and are constantly asking for a lite. so imagine my horror pulling out that sort of lite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just found a key and a strange note in my jacket pocket!

But do you know what they relate to

The note says "i think this is yours"

Flippin yale key and i dont have a yale lock. "

bloody hell Freddie!! You took your time!!

Ifound £20 in my pocket last night and £5 in an old purse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so in answer to ya thread (yeah I know typical me, always goes off the subject) I dont have pockets in my clothes when am at work, hence using me bra

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Pair of handcuffs in my pocket, will your key fit them?

Nope far too big a key!

What on earth are you doing with handcuffs in your pocket?????

once found the cellar key from work in my bra. i denied all knowledge of it that day, until i took my bra off at nite"

Bugger and i thought it was me with box full of odd keys.

Did you take it back once you found it though???

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Just found a key and a strange note in my jacket pocket!

But do you know what they relate to

The note says "i think this is yours"

Flippin yale key and i dont have a yale lock.

bloody hell Freddie!! You took your time!!

Ifound £20 in my pocket last night and £5 in an old purse "

Ahhhh found notes! Music to my ears.

As for the jacket i haven't worn this suit in ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah i had to own up coz it was the one and only key they had. it was a chuffing big one as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in work at the moment and no pockets in my clothes. so sitting here with my mobile in one cup and a lighter and pkt of cigs in the other. a girl has to be prepared u know

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"yeah i had to own up coz it was the one and only key they had. it was a chuffing big one as well"

how did you not notice a huge key in your bra????

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I found £20 the other day tucked in my purse between reciepts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah i had to own up coz it was the one and only key they had. it was a chuffing big one as well

how did you not notice a huge key in your bra???? "

just didnt, it was so comfy. never noticed the lightbulb either. now the key was noticed later that evening when my hand snuck in for a little comfort grope of my tit

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"yeah i had to own up coz it was the one and only key they had. it was a chuffing big one as well

how did you not notice a huge key in your bra????

just didnt, it was so comfy. never noticed the lightbulb either. now the key was noticed later that evening when my hand snuck in for a little comfort grope of my tit"

Wow thats some bra!

Can you fit sandwiches in there too???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah i had to own up coz it was the one and only key they had. it was a chuffing big one as well

how did you not notice a huge key in your bra????

just didnt, it was so comfy. never noticed the lightbulb either. now the key was noticed later that evening when my hand snuck in for a little comfort grope of my tit

Wow thats some bra!

Can you fit sandwiches in there too???"

only if u can get them out without using your hands

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"yeah i had to own up coz it was the one and only key they had. it was a chuffing big one as well

how did you not notice a huge key in your bra????

just didnt, it was so comfy. never noticed the lightbulb either. now the key was noticed later that evening when my hand snuck in for a little comfort grope of my tit

Wow thats some bra!

Can you fit sandwiches in there too???

only if u can get them out without using your hands"

What about trifle??? Can eat that no probs with out my hands!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u provide the trifle i already have the cherrys. and dont make a mess of me bra

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"u provide the trifle i already have the cherrys. and dont make a mess of me bra"

comeoooooooooooon blokes always make a mess with trifle!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I don't put anything in pockets,I have a huge handbag thats full of weird and wonderful stuff

(as well as a load of rubbish)

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"a used jonny

And why keep a used Jonny???? "

Never underestimate the value of a DNA sample.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old shopping list

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"a used jonny

And why keep a used Jonny????

Never underestimate the value of a DNA sample."

OOooooooooo freaky!!!

Who would want your DNA????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a used jonny "

i didnt really, i was naked wen i posted that so i didnt wanbna feel left out with no pockets

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

[Removed by poster at 04/08/09 14:18:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"a used jonny

i didnt really, i was naked wen i posted that so i didnt wanbna feel left out with no pockets "

where did you get it from then

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"a used jonny

And why keep a used Jonny????

Never underestimate the value of a DNA sample.

OOooooooooo freaky!!!

Who would want your DNA????"

'My' DNA? Anyone who wanted to implicate me in a crime I didn't commit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a used jonny

i didnt really, i was naked wen i posted that so i didnt wanbna feel left out with no pockets

where did you get it from then "

lmfao,

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

two condoms - thought I should have had three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A petrol receipt

double decker wrapper

and a paper clip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh fookin air.... Mrs Notts has been on a change run again last night lol... Oooo Left me a pound for the gym locker... How kind!

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