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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The aliens are coming!!

They've chosen you to be their subject and after a bit of anal probing they ask you to give them 3 items to take back to their planet to show what earth/humans are all about.

What do you give them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money

Guns

Nuclear weapons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The aliens are coming!!

They've chosen you to be their subject and after a bit of anal probing they ask you to give them 3 items to take back to their planet to show what earth/humans are all about.

What do you give them? "

After being anal probed they can all have a fucking slap to take back with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The aliens are coming!!

They've chosen you to be their subject and after a bit of anal probing they ask you to give them 3 items to take back to their planet to show what earth/humans are all about.

What do you give them? "

Pink socks,dental floss,fish cakes

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

No one goes near my ass, so they'll get a black eye, broken nose and a twisted nipple

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Pizza, navel fluff and my washing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The aliens are coming!!

They've chosen you to be their subject and after a bit of anal probing they ask you to give them 3 items to take back to their planet to show what earth/humans are all about.

What do you give them?

Pink socks,dental floss,fish cakes"

In that fuckin order!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha i just laughed out loud at these replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one goes near my ass, so they'll get a black eye, broken nose and a twisted nipple

Great name for a band"twisted nipple"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Tin of spam

Queens greatest hits

A dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tin of spam

Queens greatest hits

A dog"

Not the dog. He might not come back

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Tin of spam

Queens greatest hits

A dog

Not the dog. He might not come back

Laika, noooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The aliens are coming!!

They've chosen you to be their subject and after a bit of anal probing they ask you to give them 3 items to take back to their planet to show what earth/humans are all about.

What do you give them?

After being anal probed they can all have a fucking slap to take back with them"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Tin of spam

Queens greatest hits

A dog

Not the dog. He might not come back

I'd find a way onto the ship and go on a galactic adventure with them. Show them what unconditional bow-wow love looks like. Show them the bond between best friends of different species

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tin of spam

Queens greatest hits

A dog

Not the dog. He might not come back

I'd find a way onto the ship and go on a galactic adventure with them. Show them what unconditional bow-wow love looks like. Show them the bond between best friends of different species "

Aawwww

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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a cow or pig, probably the cow as it would be the most informative example. this is so that i can tell them all about farming methods we use, and how at one time we didn't think animals were sentient so kept them in captivity and used them as food products. i could also mention CJD and the disgusting practice of feeding cattle their own kind so that none of the product was wasted.

will think of more later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give them London, Washington and Everyone on television.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gold.

frankan..Francen..Fran..Perfume and murr.. Meer..mer.

The clap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a cow or pig, probably the cow as it would be the most informative example. this is so that i can tell them all about farming methods we use, and how at one time we didn't think animals were sentient so kept them in captivity and used them as food products. i could also mention CJD and the disgusting practice of feeding cattle their own kind so that none of the product was wasted.

will think of more later."

Bet they can't wait to pick you up

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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will think of more later.

Bet they can't wait to pick you up

they're never coming back for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Syphilis, worked well on the native americans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy Bible, Quran and translator.

That's bound to eradicate them all.

No more anal probing aliens, you welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss, My ex ... thats enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give them a ruddy good hiding for going anywhere near my arse!!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Diariaah

Arse hairs

Sweetcorn

(What do they expect, it's an exit not an entrance)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic mushrooms

Ecstacy

LSD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Syphilis, worked well on the native americans."
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It was actually more animal born diseases like the pox that they had no previous of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Syphilis, worked well on the native americans..

It was actually more animal born diseases like the pox that they had no previous of"

I thought syphilis and influenza took them out more.

But i do forget pox exists a lot of the time tbh. Been eradicated before my tinw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love how everyone wants to kill them or harm them, aren't we supposed to be an open minded community

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can fuck off! If they give me a bloody unwanted anal probe the last thing I'm going to do is lavish them with gifts!

Unless it's a particularly sexy lady Alien of course. Because I'm fickle like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply simply lovely

Plenty in the tank sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keith Chegwin

Fidget spinner

Quantitative easing

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

1. no one probs me

2. Give them Sumthing to show what earth/humans are all about.

Hmmmmmmm

Ill give them Nuthing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The aliens are coming!!

They've chosen you to be their subject and after a bit of anal probing they ask you to give them 3 items to take back to their planet to show what earth/humans are all about.

What do you give them? "
Guns, nukes, all our law documents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Syphilis, worked well on the native americans..

It was actually more animal born diseases like the pox that they had no previous of

I thought syphilis and influenza took them out more.

But i do forget pox exists a lot of the time tbh. Been eradicated before my tinw"
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Influenza was the conquistadors to south America, that was mainly because influenza doesn't travel to south America readily and animal born diseases to North America because they didn't really farm unlike the hundreds of years the Europeans had, sypillis was a problem but not on the scale of the pox.

The vast majority of natives died of the mundane shit life throws at yer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love how everyone wants to kill them or harm them, aren't we supposed to be an open minded community

I want to give them mind altering drugs and show them the light.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love how everyone wants to kill them or harm them, aren't we supposed to be an open minded community

I want to give them mind altering drugs and show them the light. "
If the aliens are doing the probing I'd say they are already fully altered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of probing ain't to bad. Wait til you have to have a prostate check. Quite pleasurable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of probing ain't to bad. Wait til you have to have a prostate check. Quite pleasurable "
I'm sure. I'm looking forward to some of the delights of getting old I think at some point I'll just buy a pair of crocs and a collection of thick Willen jumpers; delightful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dildo, some lube and a lesson on how to do it properly

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of probing ain't to bad. Wait til you have to have a prostate check. Quite pleasurable I'm sure. I'm looking forward to some of the delights of getting old I think at some point I'll just buy a pair of crocs and a collection of thick Willen jumpers; delightful!"

You're in for a shock when you get meet a lady who slips a finger in then.

You don't need to be wearing crocs for that to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dildo, some lube and a lesson on how to do it properly

Peach x "

Surely a straop would be a better idea, give them some of their own medicine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're in for a shock when you get meet a lady who slips a finger in then.

You don't need to be wearing crocs for that to happen "
What a fine picture you paint, come now crocs days I yearn for you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dildo, some lube and a lesson on how to do it properly

Peach x

Surely a straop would be a better idea, give them some of their own medicine

Not sure I could part with my strap-on...she's created some goddarn hot memories and some amazing orgasms...I love her

Peach x

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A common cold, Randy Quaid in a plane, and nuke them from orbit.

It's the safest way.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

A reach around (im a giver not a taker)

An angry dragon (google it) for the non consensual probing

And a packet of skittles

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

The definition of hypocrisy

A case of strong ale

And a 1972 Playboy's mag

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Pizza, navel fluff and my washing...

I guess you don't need the washing back then? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The definition of hypocrisy

A case of strong ale

And a 1972 Playboy's mag

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

They can have my ex for a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza

Tangerines

Umbrellas

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Money

Guns

Nuclear weapons "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 people of my block list on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake

Free loaders

Junk mail

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Katie Hopkins

Joey Essex

Jedward(yes I know that's two)

So they think wtf and never bother invading again

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Katie Hopkins

Joey Essex

Jedward(yes I know that's two)

So they think wtf and never bother invading again"

I fear that would make then come back and kill us all

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"The aliens are coming!!

They've chosen you to be their subject and after a bit of anal probing they ask you to give them 3 items to take back to their planet to show what earth/humans are all about.

What do you give them? "

A tv/dvd combi (I'm assuming they'll figure out how to power it) with the Planet earth collection and a mixed cd with a variety of music on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love how everyone wants to kill them or harm them, aren't we supposed to be an open minded community

Any encounter with a superior nation has never ended well foe the inferior one.

We need to strike fast!

Also youve just been anally r'd lets face it vengeance is high on the priority list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amanda Holden

Coldplay

Piers Morgan

Make them wonder what the fuck they came here for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

magic mushrooms, the clap, and a copy of sonia's first album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old tv

An old mattress

An old sofa

Save this lazy old bastard going to the tip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're getting fuck all from me!

If there's any sweet corn stuck on the anal probe they can keep that though!

Seriously though If you just gave them a copy of the bible,Quran or any other 'holy' book then that would be sufficient enough evidence to show how fucked up the human race is!

They can have my old bongo mags as well,might give them their alien jollies n get their antennas twitching without having to bum probe any other poor fuckers!

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

A box of wet wipes

Some lube

My contact details

Love a bit of anal probing

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