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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

can you remember the first thing your other half said to you when u met you for the first time ?

i know mine thru work so i spoke to her by phone before we met and we got on quite well, so was keen to see what she looked like.

i can remember walking into reception at work, thinking oooh she's nice and then she uttered the immortal words

'mornin gorgeousness, happy fuckin friday'

i can also still see the snotty receptionists face too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's £1.20 please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate said, "sorry I'm late, band practice over ran a bit"

We met on a blind date, arranged by her brother who was a workmate of mine.

That was 30yrs ago and her bugle blowing has come on a bit since then

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Rob said do you fancy a 68,you suck mine and ill owe you one

I responded by going out on a date with his mate instead

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

i was a long haired motorbicyclist when i first met my ex, and she totally ignored me.

The first time i met the future mother in law she said 'hello young man, do you take drugs,?' i then hung my jacket on her coat rack and it fell off the wall.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

'gerroff me'

Must have been a sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't remember first words my ex- said, but remember her Dads!

'You got a job?'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Think it was something like do you want to share this cock with me, seeings the first time i saw him he had a cock in his mouth

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood


"Think it was something like do you want to share this cock with me, seeings the first time i saw him he had a cock in his mouth"

You should have told him not to talk with his mouth full!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the first thing my hubby said was ... you know my girlfriend right ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex's first were words when she caught me having a fly wank , she leaned out the window and said ' get the fuck out of my garden !

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Think it was something like do you want to share this cock with me, seeings the first time i saw him he had a cock in his mouth

You should have told him not to talk with his mouth full!... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get in man we're all bent - no need to worry!"

He was with three mates in a mini cooper and me and my friend were at the crossroads about 2 miles from home - platforms in hand because our feet were killing us. They stopped and offered a lift but we said no thanks. We did get in sound in the knowledge they were all gay lol and I sat on his knee in the back and I've been sitting on his knee for the last 36 years now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya have you had a good journey?

Mind you we had been mailing eachother fa months lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hope you've washed your cock with Dettol" ;P

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"can you remember the first thing your other half said to you when u met you for the first time ?

i know mine thru work so i spoke to her by phone before we met and we got on quite well, so was keen to see what she looked like.

i can remember walking into reception at work, thinking oooh she's nice and then she uttered the immortal words

'mornin gorgeousness, happy fuckin friday'

i can also still see the snotty receptionists face too "

Your grip is wrong

Second week at uni, he was watching me attempt to play pool with a bunch of other freshers. Kev later confessed he was at the perfect angle to perve my butt,however human decency meant he cud not leave me to flounder...oh and in showing me how to hold the cue he got to feel my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@ jemima p did you chalk his tip for him ;P

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"@ jemima p did you chalk his tip for him ;P"

That came about a week later...it was freshers week there was drinking to be done

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