FabSwingers.com forum: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at the dinner table

By *urious couple22 OP Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That's filled me up

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Wow that's a big sausage

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like a pair of baps

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Can I have seconds?

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

I'll lower the tone first........

.....That tastes fishy

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yum that's sweet and sticky

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Leg or Breast ? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm this tastes delicious

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Eat every drop!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I can't wait to get my mouth round your dumplings

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Can I have what she's having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm looks good can't wait to eat that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have my 'afters' now please

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Pass the Vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are more than welcome to come again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love stuffing"

Followed by

Please can I have more stuffing

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

That meat looks yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to finish that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm that's moist

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Is that your special sauce?

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By *anKevCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge wells

Give me more white sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont talk with your mouthful

Its a bit salty

Its dribbled down your chin

Smells funny

Doesnt taste great

Im finished...may have to have a break before seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you already finished? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That tastes very juicy x

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Pass the Cream.

Pie anybody?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant expect me to fit all that in my mouth....

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Well you are a greedy girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It went down the wrong hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I chop it into tiny bits I could swallow it easier...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please Sir, can I have some more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I put it in the microwave will that make it go soft...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it to me...

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Now leave some for the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stuffed.

I love a good roast.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

What topping do you want on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like me to help you wash up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream anyone xx

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

What shall we have tomorrow night? Chinese or Indian?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I like chewing the fat

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Ooh I do like my meat on the bone

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Did you rub it in flour first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table..."
can I eat both of them please

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Cream?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Darling you have something on your chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow that was the best ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table..."
would it be ok if I have cream when you come on the table please

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Ohhhh some of the juices dribbled down my chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darling you have something on your chin"

Almost snorted reading that

Don't spit it out, just swallow it. You'll like it

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Aren't saucers fabulous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't speak with your mouth full

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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no cheese for me thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no cheese for me thanks."

Haha....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my that's a big sausage

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Ahhh spit roast.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Open wide!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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No I know you haven't tried it before, but you will like it I promise. Now open wide

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Who wants ...... stuffing.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Of course I washed it first dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to put some ketchup on my sausage

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I'm fit to burst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your time, it's not a race

You'll never fit all of that in your mouth

I do love a good bit of stuffing

I've never been a fan of the crusty bits

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Help yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a pigs rear

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Who finished first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your lips around that.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Please Sir can I have some more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the salt dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just use your fingers for gods sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't have your pie and eat it

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I'd have paid double for that.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i think it's gone off judging by the smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely spread

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Let's order out tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breast is best or do you like thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care if it's badly packed, this kebab is delicious!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I'm going to have to undo a button.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Can I take your cherry?

It was your mum's favourite too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dont get that from Waitrose!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I've left my sausage in too long and it's made your pie go all wet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A butler giving sevice. Your nuts m'lord. You're sweet m'lady.

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

Don't speak with your mouth full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still hungry

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

You don't get many of those to the pound.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks guys xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You finished ???

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

West Mids

It's hot today. Can we eat out the back?

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Breast or leg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't say you don't like until you've tried it! Now just a little won't hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't care if it's badly packed, this kebab is delicious!"

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

That's the best tasting lettuce I have ever had.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Have you laid the table?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Whores d'oeuvres anybody?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Now who wants an extra portion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was ok, bit bland but filled a gap I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her: its so big! Can't fit in my mouth

Him: oh their so lovely & soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dribbled on your chin

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

Mmmmm I do love a gud spit roast

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Oh that meat and two veg was a disappointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit too salty but better than tasting of asparagus like last time

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

It's rude to speak with your mouth full ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that was dinner, roll on breakfast...

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

Moist and delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never having that again, tasted rank and hardly touched the sides, stick to my usual in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey you know this is soooo delicious we must invite the neighbours around right now

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

"Never having that again, tasted rank and hardly touched the sides, stick to my usual in future

Hahahaha tickled me this

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

Always love a bit of breast

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

It was moist and very sweet and although I ended up with it all over my face I would go back for seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's for seconds?

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Keep shaking, it'll come out eventually.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Oh I've got squirty cream that will go great all over that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we having for dinner honey ? Beefcake anything else?

Cupcakes and your banana

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

It's a bit chewy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'll take 9 inches

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Close your eyes and I'll feed it to you...

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Would you like a napkin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallow every drop.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Your dad does it better

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Just let it slide down your throat

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Fantastic breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like your eggs scrambled?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like a good bit of pork in cider!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Teabag anyone ?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Sit here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you manage to fit all that in your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you enjoying the pork loin?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Would you like cream with that

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I think your ring is going to be hot tomorrow.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Ladies in the middle and the Men at either end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so stuffed I couldn't fit anything else in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with another fork!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Where would you like the gravy?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Please don't play with your food

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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EAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoon please

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just keep beating it till it goes stiff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emily that rocks hard dont bite and finish your meat balls first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit here!!!"

Love this one, simple and to the point

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Where do you want it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I put it in the microwave will that make it go soft..."

Scared about the kind of sex you're having to generate that sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want me at the table yet?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Best pie I've ever had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite fancy Caribbean tonight but not keen on the jerk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was quick.

Tastes good.

Glad you came.

Nice buns.

~Mia

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Open the hatch luv.. I need to grab your breakfast...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I prefer mine uncut

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I do like to suck the bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm can I have jam on it to

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Same time tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table..."
can you shake this for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh... I'd better loosen my belt

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

Mmm dessert !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you enjoying that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoon or fork?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put it in your mouth snd swallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol you took this from Facebook!

Anyway... "please pass me that napkin".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you please toss my salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table..."
wow where's that courgette been looks a bit soft

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Fuck me.. that pare has seen better days...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's almost as good as your mother's.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Yeah I'll go large for an extra 30p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say when you've had enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's pie tasted great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have some more plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe no one has said this " cake anyone " xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table..."
chick pees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seconds please

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Pass me the sauce darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a big Banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table..."
nigella get in the bowl

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Thats it... I'm going to fuck you over the table..

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Please sir can I have some more

Great starters can't wait for the main and dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table..."
are you a fruit darling or do you always mince that wey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table..."
are you a fruit darling or do you always mince that wey

that's gotta have been the quickest thread ever 2 hours start to finish

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oooooo thats hot!

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