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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Name your genitals please?

If yours already has a name, what is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't, but he's been called cute before

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I call it flange and male part a sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go on then

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

mine is up for naming!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It doesn't, but he's been called cute before

He's now called Horatio

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I call it flange and male part a sausage

Your flange is now called Cilla

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Go on then

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"go on then

Yay, welcome Florence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't, but he's been called cute before

He's now called Horatio

That's a horse name isn't it?

I can deal with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha go ahead!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Go on then"

Angelica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go on then

Yay, welcome Florence

Flo

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Haha go ahead! "

Gregory (pecker)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vibe is called Penelope purple. I don't have a name for my pussycat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha go ahead!

Gregory (pecker)"

Any fancy being Gregory's girl?

That was the name of the film right? Shit pun. See myself out.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Go for it Peach, mines nameless x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Mine is Mary

I know someone with a Judas

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

Mine has had many names. Could do with a new one, name away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is called Malcolm...because it's in the middle

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"My vibe is called Penelope purple. I don't have a name for my pussycat.

You do now... Juliet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't, but he's been called cute before

He's now called Horatio

My gf used to call mine Horatio... Small world!! Hahaha

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Go for it Peach, mines nameless x"

Gerry (it's going for the 'at- trick)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already named. Judas. Lil fecker seems to betray my thoughts constantly

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Mine is Mary

I know someone with a Judas

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Mine has had many names. Could do with a new one, name away"

Percival

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't, but he's been called cute before

He's now called Horatio

That's a horse name isn't it?

I can deal with that

Was also the name of the little Guy in the Jacket Black version of Gullivers Travels...

Think thats why my gf called mine Horatio...

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Already named. Judas. Lil fecker seems to betray my thoughts constantly

Who'd have thunk it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No longer has a name, so up for a rename i guess!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh, oh, mine doesn't have a name!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Already named. Judas. Lil fecker seems to betray my thoughts constantly

Oh hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it, no one's named my cock before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maximums [r] Hercules [L]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never named mine.

Feel free

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, oh, mine doesn't have a name! "

It does now.. "ohmygoshwouldyoujustlookatthatitlookssodeliciousandlovelyandsweet"

Or just "wow" for short

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Mine is happy to be called Boss

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"mine is up for naming!

I'd like to call it mine xx

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

"Name your genitals please?

If yours already has a name, what is it?"

Just as long as it doesn't involve sponsorship. I don't think it fits with Etihad's image and the King Power cock would be soooo wrong!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"No longer has a name, so up for a rename i guess!!!"

Harold

(Must be spoken in the way of the Steptoes)

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

You can name mine!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh, oh, mine doesn't have a name! "

Pandora

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Go for it, no one's named my cock before. "

Ming the Merciless

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh, oh, mine doesn't have a name!

Pandora

That's epic! You've made me smile, thanks.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Never named mine.

Feel free

~Mia"

Valerie

Won't you cum on over Valerie?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Can we have an Eileen please

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Name your genitals please?

If yours already has a name, what is it?

Just as long as it doesn't involve sponsorship. I don't think it fits with Etihad's image and the King Power cock would be soooo wrong!"

General grievous

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You can name mine!

It seems Miss Honeys influence has landed you with Eileen

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You can name mine!

It seems Miss Honeys influence has landed you with Eileen

Come on Eileen

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh, oh, mine doesn't have a name!

Pandora

That's epic! You've made me smile, thanks.

Very welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Name your genitals please?

If yours already has a name, what is it?"
justin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never considered naming mine so, just for a bit of fun, feel free

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You can name mine!

It seems Miss Honeys influence has landed you with Eileen

Come on Eileen"

I'm sure plenty wish they get the chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naming rights are expensive

But if your imagination is good enough to name the unseen then go on then...im intrigued enough to play...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can name mine if you like

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Naming rights are expensive

But if your imagination is good enough to name the unseen then go on then...im intrigued enough to play..."

Gimli

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"You can name mine!

It seems Miss Honeys influence has landed you with Eileen

Oh god, that's worse than Janet! Haha

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You can name mine if you like

Mr Tigglesworth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is called Dalliance Junior (Retired)

I'm sure you can find something more fitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah go on then

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Do it"

Arnie

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Mine is called Dalliance Junior (Retired)

I'm sure you can find something more fitting

Hitch

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was thinking of renaming mine cluuuuur woodya gerra grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing so far, give it ur best shot peaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Name your genitals please?

If yours already has a name, what is it?"

Yes please. Might even keep them if they're epic n shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can name mine XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beginning to think my posts are invisible

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ah go on then"

Earl

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Go for it Peach, mines nameless x

Gerry (it's going for the 'at- trick)"

Ouch! Haha may be 44 but still plenty of life left in him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please, I think she deserves a term of endearment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can name mine if you like

Mr Tigglesworth "

Not PartsPrivates?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Never considered naming mine so, just for a bit of fun, feel free"

Crikey, my bad.

Decksta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naming rights are expensive

But if your imagination is good enough to name the unseen then go on then...im intrigued enough to play...

Gimli

Choked on my coffee...

But why do you think I'm a bearded dwarf????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah go on then

Earl "

I assume taken from Earl Grey?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Was thinking of renaming mine cluuuuur woodya gerra grip

Diego

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Go for it Peach, mines nameless x

Gerry (it's going for the 'at- trick)

Ouch! Haha may be 44 but still plenty of life left in him

Someone had to have Gerry and I couldn't resist doing a cheeky one

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Mines been called the albatross and the cock ness monster but peach named mine a while ago. I now weild Excalibur!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Yes please, I think she deserves a term of endearment

Nala

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then I'll let you name mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please, I think she deserves a term of endearment

Nala "

Thanks, I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do it

Arnie "

I name yours ermintrude

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Naming rights are expensive

But if your imagination is good enough to name the unseen then go on then...im intrigued enough to play...

Gimli

Choked on my coffee...

But why do you think I'm a bearded dwarf????"

I don't. Your man wang on the other hand, I reckon is sporting it's own beard and is stocky

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

An ex used to call it Ralph

I presume a reference to wreck it Ralph as it was typically uttered after a long session

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ah go on then

Earl

I assume taken from Earl Grey?"

If course oh fair one.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Mines been called the albatross and the cock ness monster but peach named mine a while ago. I now weild Excalibur!"

Indeed you do.

Now it's your birthday, go celebrate with an Excaliwank

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Mines been called the albatross and the cock ness monster but peach named mine a while ago. I now weild Excalibur!

Indeed you do.

Now it's your birthday, go celebrate with an Excaliwank

I don't think I'm ready for a third one yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring it

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Go on then I'll let you name mine lol "

Diana

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Do it

Arnie

I name yours ermintrude

You calling me a moo cow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be nice to have a name for mine!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

An ex used to call it Ralph

I presume a reference to wreck it Ralph as it was typically uttered after a long session

It's now called Axle. You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was thinking of renaming mine cluuuuur woodya gerra grip

Diego "
youre naming mine Diego actually I do look like a Diego at the minute x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go for it, no one's named my cock before.

Ming the Merciless

Does that mean I need to grow my pubes out like a long moustache?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bring it "

Jeremy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can name mine if you like

Mr Tigglesworth "

Are you saying I'm small

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Go for it Peach, mines nameless x

Gerry (it's going for the 'at- trick)

Ouch! Haha may be 44 but still plenty of life left in him

Someone had to have Gerry and I couldn't resist doing a cheeky one

You're a cheeky one alright! In a good way.. I think?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then I'll let you name mine lol

Diana

Thanks will introduce her to the lover soon. Sure he will laugh at me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring it

Jeremy "
. As in Ron??

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It would be nice to have a name for mine!"

Vanessa

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You can name mine if you like

Mr Tigglesworth

Are you saying I'm small

No, but Mr Tigglesworth sounds like someone that enjoys being stroked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can name mine if you like

Mr Tigglesworth

Are you saying I'm small

No, but Mr Tigglesworth sounds like someone that enjoys being stroked. "

I need some time in your head, sounds like a great time

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Go on then I'll let you name mine lol

Diana

Thanks will introduce her to the lover soon. Sure he will laugh at me lol "

Dirty Diana yeah

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You can name mine if you like

Mr Tigglesworth

Are you saying I'm small

No, but Mr Tigglesworth sounds like someone that enjoys being stroked.

I need some time in your head, sounds like a great time"

Oh my head is a strange old place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can name mine if you like

Mr Tigglesworth

Are you saying I'm small

No, but Mr Tigglesworth sounds like someone that enjoys being stroked.

I need some time in your head, sounds like a great time

Oh my head is a strange old place

Seems brilliant

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Feel free

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Nothing so far, give it ur best shot peaches

Julius

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Yes

Flangela

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Name your genitals please?

If yours already has a name, what is it?

Yes please. Might even keep them if they're epic n shit.

Epic n shit

I jest, they are now ...

Fred n Wilma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines "fanny or the Business"

What will you give me as the new name for this Aussie girls bush ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes

Flangela

"
flangelina

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By *uddleanstrokeMan
over a year ago

Bristol / Crete / Glasgow

"You can name mine!

It seems Miss Honeys influence has landed you with Eileen

Oh god, that's worse than Janet! Haha"

If not Honeypot, what about Sweety ; )))

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

I named him George as a joke when I was 15 and it's just stayed. Never thought to name the hangers lol

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Feel free

Jimbob & Sue-Ellen

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Mines "fanny or the Business"

What will you give me as the new name for this Aussie girls bush ??

She is now....

DiddyPouch

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I named him George as a joke when I was 15 and it's just stayed. Never thought to name the hangers lol"

George is long gone, Herman replaces George

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Name mine

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Name mine"

Huckleberry

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm sorry if I've missed anyone, I wasn't expecting this to be so popular and I'm struggling to keep up. If I missed ya, kick me.

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

"I named him George as a joke when I was 15 and it's just stayed. Never thought to name the hangers lol

George is long gone, Herman replaces George "

We have a disagreement, wanna wrestle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Name mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is strangely nameless

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"mine is up for naming!

I'd like to call it mine xx"

Yours is now called Blinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines "fanny or the Business"

What will you give me as the new name for this Aussie girls bush ??

She is now....

DiddyPouch "

Oh ta

LOL

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Name mine"

Hank

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding

King henry or mr henry lol

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Mine is innominate ...I' would have got round to naming it one day but there always seemed more urgent tasks to do...

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Mine is strangely nameless

No longer a problem Leonard

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"King henry or mr henry lol"

Sod that, say hello to Wilbur

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Mine is innominate ...I' would have got round to naming it one day but there always seemed more urgent tasks to do...

Consider it resolved.

Lord Fontleroy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then Peachy what have you got for mine?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Go on then Peachy what have you got for mine?"

Hamish of course.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

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You just had yours chopped off?

Bobbit it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my porn name would be DiCK SPLASH & my widgy would be named SERGEANT BASH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then Peachy what have you got for mine?

Hamish of course. "

Ha!

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over a year ago

"Go on then Peachy what have you got for mine?

Hamish of course. "
you just had a baby and got a names book or sumtin?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"my porn name would be DiCK SPLASH & my widgy would be named SERGEANT BASH

Wrong...

Your widgy is now Montgomery

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Go on then Peachy what have you got for mine?

Hamish of course. you just had a baby and got a names book or sumtin?

You mad? I like naming things, it really is that simple.

Have ever seen a "Flangela or DiddyPouch" in a baby book?

That would be scary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never named it. It's my cock as far as I'm concerned. Go on.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ive never named it. It's my cock as far as I'm concerned. Go on.

Bumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry if I've missed anyone, I wasn't expecting this to be so popular and I'm struggling to keep up. If I missed ya, kick me."

KICK!

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over a year ago

"my porn name would be DiCK SPLASH & my widgy would be named SERGEANT BASH

Wrong...

Your widgy is now Montgomery "

MONTY PYTHON the ENGLISH ALBINO, 1EYED-SPITTING TROUSER SNAKE

MY BALLS ARE ALREADY NAMED 'BODDI n GTONS' THE CREAM OV MADCHESTER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Name your genitals please?

If yours already has a name, what is it?"

U would have to messege me so I can reply with pics and u can find a fitting name :p xx

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm sorry if I've missed anyone, I wasn't expecting this to be so popular and I'm struggling to keep up. If I missed ya, kick me.

KICK!

I did get to you!

You had...

Epic n shit or Fred & Wilma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good god no, are you bored?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Name your genitals please?

If yours already has a name, what is it?

U would have to messege me so I can reply with pics and u can find a fitting name :p xx"

I don't care if it fits dear boy, I merely write what pops out the old noggin. Nice try though.

Gargamel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then Peachy what have you got for mine?

Hamish of course. you just had a baby and got a names book or sumtin?

You mad? I like naming things, it really is that simple.

Have ever seen a "Flangela or DiddyPouch" in a baby book?

That would be scary!"
flangela isnt that a Spanish name think it was daughter of a plumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine used to be called Ninny

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Good god no, are you bored?"

Shhhhh don't stress, go with the flow Doc

Now, why don't you give your "Chorlton" a handshake?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Mine used to be called Ninny "

Not any more

Clarabel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine used to be called Ninny "
your cock thought you were a woman nice boob job x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine have no name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry if I've missed anyone, I wasn't expecting this to be so popular and I'm struggling to keep up. If I missed ya, kick me.

KICK!

I did get to you!

You had...

Epic n shit or Fred & Wilma

Did I? My sincere apologies. I shall rub your bottom better where the boot landed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr happy

Hes called mr happy because when women see him they start to laff...laffings a sign of happiness right? Right!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine used to be called Ninny your cock thought you were a woman nice boob job x"

How insulting ....... my boobs are real and I don't have a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is gizmo and I cant remember who named it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Name away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my goodness. No

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Mine have no name! "

Fear not!

Shanghai sideswiper

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Mr happy

Hes called mr happy because when women see him they start to laff...laffings a sign of happiness right? Right!!!

Pffft.

Mr Tumble

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Name away

Englebert

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh my goodness. No

Oh glitter shitter..oh yes!

Yours my love is.. dum dum dum

Henrietta the wetter the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Name away

Englebert

It has always been a bit of a Humperdinck

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By *urvylover2791Man
over a year ago

carlisle

Go ahead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my goodness. No

Oh glitter shitter..oh yes!

Yours my love is.. dum dum dum

Henrietta the wetter the better

Ohhh you are terrible

I shall have to get a flogger to you naughty lady

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Go ahead. "

Copernicus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive never named it. It's my cock as far as I'm concerned. Go on.

Bumble

Mr Bumble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good god no, are you bored?

Shhhhh don't stress, go with the flow Doc

Now, why don't you give your "Chorlton" a handshake?"

You think my penis can be likened to a fictional children's plastic happiness dragon from tv?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Go on then x

Flotsum & Jetsum

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ive never named it. It's my cock as far as I'm concerned. Go on.

Bumble

Mr Bumble?

Please sir, can I have some more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Why not"

Gordon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines un named atm Peach. They're up for grabs

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

If you haven't run out of names or inclination to press keys - I can't remember what mine was called...

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