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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is the nosiest animal in he world?

A peeking duck

Lol terrible I know

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

What's the fastest fish?

Motorpike and Sidecarp

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"What's the fastest fish?

Motorpike and Sidecarp"

Surely the motorpike would be faster without it's sidecarp?

Cal

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fastest Cake?

Scone

(You have to say it without the 'e')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

police raided Kermit's lily pad last night and found hundreds of pictures of Miss piggy in the nude.

the police are saying its worst case of frogs porn they have ever seen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree-

answer…

Because it was dead !!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

An inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of the woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention too:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft, and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to His Celestial supercomputer, typed in some key words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To cannibals eating a clown...one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?

Old one but still love it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If women are always right, how do lesbians argue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fastest Cake?

Scone

(You have to say it without the 'e')"
cack???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar, landlord says 'is this a joke?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irish airlingus pilot gets picked up on Heathrow Control tower coming across the Irish see and the control tower says good afternoon airlingus can you give us your height and position please and the pilot replied I'm 5ft 2 and sitting in the front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't believe in human perseverance you clearly haven't seen a smoker trying to use a broken lighter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.

The doctor said, when you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try giving yourself a fright. The man thought he'd give it a try and so bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he runs home to his wife.

At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, how did it go? The man answered, not that well, when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit my cock and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"An inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of the woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention too:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft, and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to His Celestial supercomputer, typed in some key words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours "

I get it now...

A lot of men that ride Harley's also like to ride men...

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