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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As the title says,l've been using this site for months now and nothing,what am I doing wrong....??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to

Put more effort into the profile

Would you really meet someone 18-99 ! ?

Also your pics. Try smiling

Do they hold any social events near you ? Look in events etc and go along ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the title says,l've been using this site for months now and nothing,what am I doing wrong....??

"

Never expect it to be easy to find a fuck. That's how I looked at the title.

First, find a women, hopefully she likes you enough to want to fuck you.

That's only my opinion, it means nothing really because I probly find it just as hard as you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Would you really meet someone 18-99 ! ?

"

At a push but prefer they were over 80.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I would suggest that you expand your profile. Sell yourself better by showing what you can offer.

Also your main pic makes you look sad and miserable.

But Fab requires time and patience. Join in the chat on the forums and your area chat room. Get yourself noticed for the right reasons.

Attend socials or even organize your own. People need to normally make a connection with you first.

Fab is not a meat market though a large number of guys think it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, pattern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fans been around a while. (Is it ten years plus) and pof/Snapchat and that swipe left one may give new people joining on here the wrong impression. This should be looked at is a contacts site, and not a dial a fuck site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fuck..

Well that is a real eye opener.

It's been said before but people who have trouble interacting in the real world will do no better on here.

The profile advice is spot.on

If you we're a woman, would you meet You? I doubt it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Why does it always rain on you

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Why does it always rain on you "

I see what you did there!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

It's not fucking instashag, the sooner people realise this the better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not fucking instashag, the sooner people realise this the better!"

Well said!!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

It's still not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key....ask shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on.hes got 2 threads the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold on.hes got 2 threads the same?"

He's got 3...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold on.hes got 2 threads the same?

He's got 3... "

Certain to get an answer your happy with that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the fuck would you post 3 identicle threads?

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By *rixieswTV/TS
over a year ago

S.Westerly


"As the title says,l've been using this site for months now and nothing,what am I doing wrong....??

"

Because people dont give a fuck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you really need to ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's another Fuck now you've had 2 Fucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's another Fuck now you've had 2 Fucks "

Nice ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's another Fuck now you've had 2 Fucks

Nice ass"

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's another Fuck now you've had 2 Fucks

Nice ass

Thankyou "

And smile.....ok i'll shut up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why the fuck would you post 3 identicle threads?"

It could increase or decrease his chances....who knows

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Hold on.hes got 2 threads the same?"
yep, and where is shag when we need him lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Why the fuck would you post 3 identicle threads?"
3 now??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The title of this thread would put me off meeting such a person.

Delete and block probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not fucking instashag, the sooner people realise this the better!"

Yeah I feel it's got worse for this type of mentality in only the last three months.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Your profile picture looks like your about to drop a toaster in that bath with you to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"It's not fucking instashag, the sooner people realise this the better!

Yeah I feel it's got worse for this type of mentality in only the last three months."
it has, there's a few threads about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why the fuck would you post 3 identicle threads?"

Maybe put as much effort into profile and socialising. Wouldn't even need one thread then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile picture looks like your about to drop a toaster in that bath with you to be honest"

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's simple go to a club stand on table drop your pants shout " right lady's line up " . Ps make sure it's a swingers club lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Patience is the key lol"

Yesssssss where have you been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile picture looks like your about to drop a toaster in that bath with you to be honest

Hahahaha"

I laughed at that too haha

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden


"As the title says,l've been using this site for months now and nothing,what am I doing wrong....??

"

A shit profile possibly ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not fucking instashag, the sooner people realise this the better!

Yeah I feel it's got worse for this type of mentality in only the last three months.it has, there's a few threads about this"

Following a number of articles in the Sun rag..... some of the Neanderthal readers have figured out how to use the internet? Hence expect instashag?

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"Your profile picture looks like your about to drop a toaster in that bath with you to be honest

Hahahaha

I laughed at that too haha"

Thankyou, I'll be here all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold on.hes got 2 threads the same?yep, and where is shag when we need him lol"

Hell be here soon. Have patience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op. Has anyone said you look like Braddy wiggins? (Not taking the piss, honestly, it's an observation) and isn't he from Wigan?

We do threads on looks likes all the time. I vote your going to win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not fucking instashag, the sooner people realise this the better!

Yeah I feel it's got worse for this type of mentality in only the last three months.it has, there's a few threads about this

Following a number of articles in the Sun rag..... some of the Neanderthal readers have figured out how to use the internet? Hence expect instashag?"

Ah I don't read any newspapers so wouldn't know. That's not good is it but it explains a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the title says,l've been using this site for months now and nothing,what am I doing wrong....??

"
I just did a new post here ecosex sex with the earth . lol people are so last year ..

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Hold on.hes got 2 threads the same?yep, and where is shag when we need him lol

Hell be here soon. Have patience. "
oh well you're here

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By *aughtySxTV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan Bolton North West

You're not far from me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You want me to be honest?

Because a lot of the people don't see themselves as "a fuck"

I personally see myself as a person. I have feelings (who'd gave thought it?) and believe it or not I have self respect. Anyone that referred to me as "a fuck" well, doesn't deserve my time.

I am not holier than thou, I don't think I'm anything special, but I'm human.

I suggest if you want "a fuck" then you should probably hire someone and part with some cash.

If you want a sexy adventure where you could end up with a good mate at the end of it all, then maybe you would do well to adjust your perception and attitude and start looking at the world differently.

The only fuck you would get from me with your attitude is the flying one I really couldn't give.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"You're not far from me "
now there's a plan you two should get together then OP will get his meet/fuck, all sorted then xxx

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Get a fuck?

With your posts and shit profile you're not even worth a wank

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By *ajblueeyesMan
over a year ago

preston

Be patience respect and manners is most important thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello everyone,l'm really sorry if the headline was a tad obtrusive and I didn't mean it to offend anyone in anyway,l have taken on board all of your replies and are very grateful with your response.

Have a mega Tuesday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to disagree.

My profile has zero effort and i get offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be patience respect and manners is most important thing "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is key!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the title says,l've been using this site for months now and nothing,what am I doing wrong....??

"
everything it seems .......lots of attention in threads mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's just a shag you want I'm sure there's some people you can pay to help you out, no questions asked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm personally not on here to meet anyone, but someone did make me do a double take, i arranged a meet and had a good time, happy days!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hello everyone,l'm really sorry if the headline was a tad obtrusive and I didn't mean it to offend anyone in anyway,l have taken on board all of your replies and are very grateful with your response.

Have a mega Tuesday x"

Cool. Maybe I was a little grumpy and harsh with my response, but you wouldn't believe the amount of people that honestly have that attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try looking for a social/chat and get to know people first

if its just a fuck n go you want then try a prostitute ..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Talk to women...don't just come out with fancy a shag...get to socials etc make an effort etc, even single women have to make some sort of effort...patience is key

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Echo......echo......echo......

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Echo......echo......echo......"
hellloooo.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Echo......echo......echo......hellloooo....."

Quack!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Echo......echo......echo......hellloooo.....

Quack!!"
duck quacks don't echo.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You want me to be honest?

Because a lot of the people don't see themselves as "a fuck"

I personally see myself as a person. I have feelings (who'd gave thought it?) and believe it or not I have self respect. Anyone that referred to me as "a fuck" well, doesn't deserve my time.

I am not holier than thou, I don't think I'm anything special, but I'm human.

I suggest if you want "a fuck" then you should probably hire someone and part with some cash.

If you want a sexy adventure where you could end up with a good mate at the end of it all, then maybe you would do well to adjust your perception and attitude and start looking at the world differently.

The only fuck you would get from me with your attitude is the flying one I really couldn't give."

FAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Patience is the key lol

Yesssssss where have you been"
Yes, was abit late there lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold on.hes got 2 threads the same?yep, and where is shag when we need him lol

Hell be here soon. Have patience. "
That is right and here I am too, patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fuck..

Well that is a real eye opener.

It's been said before but people who have trouble interacting in the real world will do no better on here.

The profile advice is spot.on

If you we're a woman, would you meet You? I doubt it"

this.

I wouldn't meet you OP because of your opening title

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You want me to be honest?

Because a lot of the people don't see themselves as "a fuck"

I personally see myself as a person. I have feelings (who'd gave thought it?) and believe it or not I have self respect. Anyone that referred to me as "a fuck" well, doesn't deserve my time.

I am not holier than thou, I don't think I'm anything special, but I'm human.

I suggest if you want "a fuck" then you should probably hire someone and part with some cash.

If you want a sexy adventure where you could end up with a good mate at the end of it all, then maybe you would do well to adjust your perception and attitude and start looking at the world differently.

The only fuck you would get from me with your attitude is the flying one I really couldn't give.

FAF "

From you

Consider that arm twisted

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Hold on.hes got 2 threads the same?yep, and where is shag when we need him lol

Hell be here soon. Have patience. That is right and here I am too, patience is the key lol "
WB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold on.hes got 2 threads the same?yep, and where is shag when we need him lol

Hell be here soon. Have patience. That is right and here I am too, patience is the key lol WB "
Ty, it is a nice day too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Echo......echo......echo......"
Ecosex maybe he should get back to earth and go fuck a tree ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You want me to be honest?

Because a lot of the people don't see themselves as "a fuck"

I personally see myself as a person. I have feelings (who'd gave thought it?) and believe it or not I have self respect. Anyone that referred to me as "a fuck" well, doesn't deserve my time.

I am not holier than thou, I don't think I'm anything special, but I'm human.

I suggest if you want "a fuck" then you should probably hire someone and part with some cash.

If you want a sexy adventure where you could end up with a good mate at the end of it all, then maybe you would do well to adjust your perception and attitude and start looking at the world differently.

The only fuck you would get from me with your attitude is the flying one I really couldn't give."

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Hold on.hes got 2 threads the same?yep, and where is shag when we need him lol

Hell be here soon. Have patience. That is right and here I am too, patience is the key lol WB Ty, it is a nice day too "
not bad here in Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're looking for a fuck, instead of someone you find attractive, enjoy talking to and feel sexual chemistry with. If you want a fuck, find a gang bang and pay for the privilege.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"You're looking for a fuck, instead of someone you find attractive, enjoy talking to and feel sexual chemistry with. If you want a fuck, find a gang bang and pay for the privilege."

But even that's not a guaranteed fuck as the woman still has every right to say no she doesn't have to fuck everyone just because it's a gangbang!! There's no automatic right for guys to fuck her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold on.hes got 2 threads the same?yep, and where is shag when we need him lol

Hell be here soon. Have patience. That is right and here I am too, patience is the key lol WB Ty, it is a nice day too not bad here in Cornwall "
That is good, are you going to the beach later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we're all ugly on here and just pretend to fuck about

If it's a fuck and solely an empty fuck you require ,be surprised if it happens here ....could always try clicking your fingers in a club see how that works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See the thread on connection

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

OP the answer is in the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not fucking instashag, the sooner people realise this the better!"

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Hold on.hes got 2 threads the same?yep, and where is shag when we need him lol

Hell be here soon. Have patience. That is right and here I am too, patience is the key lol WB Ty, it is a nice day too not bad here in Cornwall That is good, are you going to the beach later? "

no I may do on Thursday though if it's warm enough, only a ten minute drive from my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold on.hes got 2 threads the same?yep, and where is shag when we need him lol

Hell be here soon. Have patience. That is right and here I am too, patience is the key lol WB Ty, it is a nice day too not bad here in Cornwall That is good, are you going to the beach later? "
i was beached last summer

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Hold on.hes got 2 threads the same?yep, and where is shag when we need him lol

Hell be here soon. Have patience. That is right and here I am too, patience is the key lol WB Ty, it is a nice day too not bad here in Cornwall That is good, are you going to the beach later? i was beached last summer "

Lol I would have rescued you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold on.hes got 2 threads the same?yep, and where is shag when we need him lol

Hell be here soon. Have patience. That is right and here I am too, patience is the key lol WB Ty, it is a nice day too not bad here in Cornwall That is good, are you going to the beach later? i was beached last summer

Lol I would have rescued you"

how sweet .. i will beach myself in august ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot here wish to be more then a fuck ... you can get a hole and fuck that op ... some here wish to be liked and there own needs looked after too.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Hold on.hes got 2 threads the same?yep, and where is shag when we need him lol

Hell be here soon. Have patience. That is right and here I am too, patience is the key lol WB Ty, it is a nice day too not bad here in Cornwall That is good, are you going to the beach later? i was beached last summer

Lol I would have rescued you

how sweet .. i will beach myself in august ha"

Yay! Do it!!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Use the internet to augment real life swinging.

And don't give up any other sexual activity, so you never miss out by being on fab.

Use fab smartly, making it work for you as best it can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile picture looks like your about to drop a toaster in that bath with you to be honest"

Killed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're looking for a fuck, instead of someone you find attractive, enjoy talking to and feel sexual chemistry with. If you want a fuck, find a gang bang and pay for the privilege.

But even that's not a guaranteed fuck as the woman still has every right to say no she doesn't have to fuck everyone just because it's a gangbang!! There's no automatic right for guys to fuck her!"

I'm talking about the ones where she's just there to make money and doesn't turn away future punters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The brutality of the thread title made me proper chuckle

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"You're looking for a fuck, instead of someone you find attractive, enjoy talking to and feel sexual chemistry with. If you want a fuck, find a gang bang and pay for the privilege.

But even that's not a guaranteed fuck as the woman still has every right to say no she doesn't have to fuck everyone just because it's a gangbang!! There's no automatic right for guys to fuck her!

I'm talking about the ones where she's just there to make money and doesn't turn away future punters. "

Then that's prostitution and not a legitimate gangbang then

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