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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I'm too lazy to take my clothes off, can you help?

What can't you be arsed to do

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Tidy the living room.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I can't be arsed to move from the sofa up to bed. Fireman's lift anyone?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Tidy the living room.

Take my clothes off and I'll do it for you. Fair deal?

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By *vetteBondTV/TS
over a year ago

English Riviera

I don't wanna take my clothes off - it's kinda the point!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm too lazy to take my clothes off, can you help?

What can't you be arsed to do

Why don't you just shake your clothes off onto mimy living room floor. Double whammy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My June expenses

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm too lazy to take my clothes off, can you help?

What can't you be arsed to do

Go to the toilet. I've pissed myself.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Tidy the living room.

Take my clothes off and I'll do it for you. Fair deal? "

Can I take them off with my teeth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up to make cuppa so.just shouted one of lads to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i took a day off to do a total spring clean of the house , guess what ....did none of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint my toenails. I really really want pretty toenails though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a heap of paperwork needs shredding -

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm too lazy to take my clothes off, can you help?

What can't you be arsed to do

Go to the toilet. I've pissed myself. "

We've all done it

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"My June expenses

Fuck that

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Tidy the living room.

Take my clothes off and I'll do it for you. Fair deal?

Can I take them off with my teeth?

Yeah sure

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Get up to make cuppa so.just shouted one of lads to do it

I did this once, never again

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"My June expenses

I'm with you on that..

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

You there beside the dance floor, what do you cry for? Come live it up.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Working all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My June expenses

Fuck me "

Much better idea. Let me just finish off wk2!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be arsed to move from the sofa up to bed. Fireman's lift anyone?

Me either. And I'm cold. Cba to turn heating on

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You there beside the dance floor, what do you cry for? Come live it up. "

With the sad face come up to my place

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"My June expenses

Fuck me

Much better idea. Let me just finish off wk2! "

Always 2nd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I'm drinking, no bedtime yet for me, however I need to decorate my dining room but I shall manage that myself because you know my dad didnt raise me to be a whiny girl, he raised me to be a badass chick who can do this shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exercise. This year.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Nah I'm drinking, no bedtime yet for me, however I need to decorate my dining room but I shall manage that myself because you know my dad didnt raise me to be a whiny girl, he raised me to be a badass chick who can do this shit! "

Nail it. What are you gonna decorate like? I had a paint party once, we got pissed and painted the ceiling by mistake...woops

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Exercise. This year."

Who does this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My June expenses

Fuck me

Much better idea. Let me just finish off wk2!

Always 2nd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do all that shit as well - apart from my ceilings - my back wont let me do those -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move off this sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sending mail lol

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Paint my toenails. I really really want pretty toenails though. "

This. I used glitter the last time and its a bigger to take off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nail it. What are you gonna decorate like? I had a paint party once, we got pissed and painted the ceiling by mistake...woops"

I need to wallpaper the whole room, it's gotta be simple though I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drying my hair, most boring task ever! If I don't dry it properly I end up looking like twinkle tips, damn them woman who can let their hair dry naturally and it's all smooth and shiney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do all that shit as well - apart from my ceilings - my back wont let me do those - "

And I promise I won't do it when I've had a drink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nail it. What are you gonna decorate like? I had a paint party once, we got pissed and painted the ceiling by mistake...woops

I need to wallpaper the whole room, it's gotta be simple though I'm sure

ive only wallpapered twice- once in two alcoves (first attempt) - next time a long wall - just keep going - dont rush it - check check check each piece - its a bugger if you have to redo one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do all that shit as well - apart from my ceilings - my back wont let me do those -

And I promise I won't do it when I've had a drink!

hold you to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do all that shit as well - apart from my ceilings - my back wont let me do those -

And I promise I won't do it when I've had a drink!

hold you to that "

I changed the washer on my tap when I was d*unk and my lightbulbs by balancing on the settee arm really d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Exercise. This year.

Who does this?"

Oh shurrup, I know you do that fast walking into trotting thing! #running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do all that shit as well - apart from my ceilings - my back wont let me do those -

And I promise I won't do it when I've had a drink!

hold you to that

I changed the washer on my tap when I was d*unk and my lightbulbs by balancing on the settee arm really d*unk.

dont tell me anymore otherwise im going to come over all maternal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be arsed to tell you what I can't be arsed with

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can't be arsed to do the dusting or sort ma paperwork out

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I can't be arsed to tell you what I can't be arsed with

Yet here you are,

Green Day ~ Walking Contradiction

Also can't be bothered to check your messages I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be arsed to research why I have a short attention span even though it will...

Ooo red paperclips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do all that shit as well - apart from my ceilings - my back wont let me do those -

And I promise I won't do it when I've had a drink!

hold you to that

I changed the washer on my tap when I was d*unk and my lightbulbs by balancing on the settee arm really d*unk.

dont tell me anymore otherwise im going to come over all maternal "

Haha I got this shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too lazy to take my clothes off, can you help?

What can't you be arsed to do

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go to the beach tomorrow and lie in sun all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be arsed to move from the sofa up to bed. Fireman's lift anyone?

Haha i know the feeling lend u a hand if u want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do all that shit as well - apart from my ceilings - my back wont let me do those -

And I promise I won't do it when I've had a drink!

hold you to that

I changed the washer on my tap when I was d*unk and my lightbulbs by balancing on the settee arm really d*unk.

dont tell me anymore otherwise im going to come over all maternal

Haha I got this shit! "

good - let me know when its all over then - a bit like the home safe text thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do all that shit as well - apart from my ceilings - my back wont let me do those -

And I promise I won't do it when I've had a drink!

hold you to that

I changed the washer on my tap when I was d*unk and my lightbulbs by balancing on the settee arm really d*unk.

dont tell me anymore otherwise im going to come over all maternal

Haha I got this shit!

good - let me know when its all over then - a bit like the home safe text thing"
haha I'm still hoping to get someone to do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do all that shit as well - apart from my ceilings - my back wont let me do those -

And I promise I won't do it when I've had a drink!

hold you to that

I changed the washer on my tap when I was d*unk and my lightbulbs by balancing on the settee arm really d*unk.

dont tell me anymore otherwise im going to come over all maternal

Haha I got this shit!

good - let me know when its all over then - a bit like the home safe text thinghaha I'm still hoping to get someone to do it for me "

barter with misterbee - might cost you a few kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was trying to think of something funny to say. But I just can't be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do all that shit as well - apart from my ceilings - my back wont let me do those -

And I promise I won't do it when I've had a drink!

hold you to that

I changed the washer on my tap when I was d*unk and my lightbulbs by balancing on the settee arm really d*unk.

dont tell me anymore otherwise im going to come over all maternal

Haha I got this shit!

good - let me know when its all over then - a bit like the home safe text thinghaha I'm still hoping to get someone to do it for me

barter with misterbee - might cost you a few kisses "

Nah I'm not in for that kinda shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I'm still hoping to get someone to do it for me

barter with misterbee - might cost you a few kisses

Nah I'm not in for that kinda shit!"

glad to hear it - dont get those that 'ask' for jobs to be done - to be taken here/there - or say thy fancy a meal - and then some bugger daft enough goes and obliges -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

meh....

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