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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. Did you remember to cancel the milk ? , Adolf Hitler (to Eva Braun),1945

2. What the fuckin 'ell was that ? , Lord Mayor of Hiroshima 1945

3. I'll have a Cornetto please !, Abraham Lincoln, 1865

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I told you I was ill!" - Spike Milligan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"

- General George Armstrong Custer, Little Big Horn, Montana 1876.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Is it OK if I hang out on my own for a bit today" - Saddam Hussein

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"where did I put the marriage certificate... I'd forget my head if it wasn't stuck on" - Catherine Howard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King George V is reputed to have replied to the comment that he may soon be recovering at Bognor Regis

Bugger Bognor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Alan Rickman when he fell out of the window on Die Hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought that UPS van looked suspicious" - Bin Laden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OOOOOWWWW" - Michael Jackson

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"can anyone smell gas?" - Walter LaGrand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry for fucking you all over, heres your jobs, taxes and self respect back" - hopefully the last words of the tory bastard government, upon its death!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""sorry for fucking you all over, heres your jobs, taxes and self respect back" - hopefully the last words of the tory bastard government, upon its death!"

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


""sorry for fucking you all over, heres your jobs, taxes and self respect back" - hopefully the last words of the tory bastard government, upon its death!"

There is always one

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


""sorry for fucking you all over, heres your jobs, taxes and self respect back" - hopefully the last words of the tory bastard government, upon its death!"

Now, Now, Calm Down!

That could be said of any Government

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind that bus!!!"

"What bus?"

SPLAT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""sorry for fucking you all over, heres your jobs, taxes and self respect back" - hopefully the last words of the tory bastard government, upon its death!

There is always one "

he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always loved the gravestones in Ripleys believe it or not with last words on...

Are you sure they were mushrooms?

Dont worry, the ones that growl dont bite...

Here lies Barnabus Jake, stepped on the gas instead of the brake...

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Die my dear? That's the last thing I'll do!

Groucho Marx

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Be alert! Keep your eyes open for any arrows from the French!"

King Harold at the Battle of Hastings

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.... Humphrey Bogart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just need the loo...."

Elvis Presley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres no money left, outgoing labour party after they nearly bankrupt us

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Fancy grabbing a bite to eat?" - Bernd-Jürgen Brandes

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"it's not like it's loaded" - Brandon Lee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont worry we will go straight back up"

Birmingham city fans, before we knew that are chairman was a master criminal, laurdering money of and alleged 51 million, getting arrested in in hong kong, getting his assit's froze, and tunring us into a cash cow,

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I need some new gags, I'm dying out here" - Tommy Cooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""sorry for fucking you all over, heres your jobs, taxes and self respect back" - hopefully the last words of the tory bastard government, upon its death!"

Any why are we in this mess????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"theres no money left, outgoing labour party after they nearly bankrupt us"

Indeed that is a provable face, a note was left....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join a swinging site to meet people for sexy fun and games, no problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""sorry for fucking you all over, heres your jobs, taxes and self respect back" - hopefully the last words of the tory bastard government, upon its death!

Any why are we in this mess????"

because of greedy bastard wankers . . . . . err I mean bankers! Labour were doing a fine old job, especially for the youth and trying to get young people into skilled work, with a vast array of apprenticeships etc, where the tories only want to kill off british industry, look what happend last time they were in power . . . . . . took labour 13 long years to get somewhere with the country!

sorry for turning this a bit political!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey peter....i can see your house from here

jesus on the cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'could do with a sandwich right about now' - bobby sands

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"We won't issue their records as no British band has ever had any impact on the American markets"

Managers of Capitol Records (US arm of EMI) talking about The Beatles, in 1963.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""sorry for fucking you all over, heres your jobs, taxes and self respect back" - hopefully the last words of the tory bastard government, upon its death!

Any why are we in this mess????

because of greedy bastard wankers . . . . . err I mean bankers! Labour were doing a fine old job, especially for the youth and trying to get young people into skilled work, with a vast array of apprenticeships etc, where the tories only want to kill off british industry, look what happend last time they were in power . . . . . . took labour 13 long years to get somewhere with the country!

sorry for turning this a bit political!"

Policies Labour couldn't afford. It's very easy to bury one's head in the sand and pretend everything is ok but as we now know Brown was spending money he simply didn't have to bolster support. Fortunately the electorate saw through that and put a stop to it. It is no fluke that Portugal, Ireland, Greece & Spain have implemented severe austerity measures to get them out of the same hole Labour was digging for us, and we'd be there alongside them if Brown had been allowed to continue his reckless policies.

I can imagine Blair's dying words many years from now: "hehehehehehe!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""sorry for fucking you all over, heres your jobs, taxes and self respect back" - hopefully the last words of the tory bastard government, upon its death!

Any why are we in this mess????

because of greedy bastard wankers . . . . . err I mean bankers! Labour were doing a fine old job, especially for the youth and trying to get young people into skilled work, with a vast array of apprenticeships etc, where the tories only want to kill off british industry, look what happend last time they were in power . . . . . . took labour 13 long years to get somewhere with the country!

sorry for turning this a bit political!"

Welcome!

I'm from Earth. Where are you from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and if we do this...", someone 2 seconds before 'the big bang'

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